Days until Christmas: 3
Days until the first quizmatch: 22
Last week, I came home on Wednesday. Finals kept me so busy that I hadn't really paid attention to the days. The last final had past, and I was sitting with my roommate at lunch. I looked up at him and said, "I just realized there is only 13 days until Christmas." He replied, "Don't remind me. I haven't started Christmas shopping yet." Apparently, finals had kept me so busy that it had totally past my mind. Being halfway through December, I expected to go to a home decorated with Christmas all over. We usually had the Christmas stuff up by December 1 and I thought they probably got the tree by then. To my suprise, nothing was up. The house looked no different than when I left it in August. No tree, no stockings, no nativity, nothing. Yet despite going from a festively decorated school to a home that wasn't, it didn't phase me.
I'd like to say that I think I'm officially no longer celebrating Christmas. Well, let me be clear. I'm no longer celebrating Santamas. I'm done with Christmas Hollyday, the commercial Christmas. We did go get a tree, but it's a small one, with minimal decoration. I really didn't want to decorate the house at all. But alas, I put decorations on the tree, placed the Nativity figurines in the stable (dogmatic rebellious me had to put 5 wise men in the picture), wrote Christmas cards and baked gingerbread cookies while listening to Christmas music. Yet it all seemed unneccesary. Most of the time, I'm still playing Nintendo, writing quizzing questions, reading books on doctrine, surfed the web, and posted on my blogs. Usual stuff I do any day of the year. Life runs on as normal, and I'm not caught up in the hype the media wants me to be in about giving and receiving gifts, or in their eyes, buying and selling gifts.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm still celebrating Christ's birth in Christmas. But being a Christian, I celebrate Christ's birth, baptism, ministry, death, ressurrection and assension every day. Remembering Jesus's birth is more than just one day. It would be like only talking about Jesus dying raising from the dead only on Good Friday and Easter Sunday. We don't do that! So why is it like that for Christmas? Look up Matthew and Luke chapters 1 and 2 in the summer. I guarentee you they will be there. The story of the miraculous birth of Jesus should be in your hearts all year round. (I'm not judging everyone for celebrating Christmas because Colossians tells us not to judge people on what holidays they celebrate. I'm just informing you of some personal prefences I have to get you thinking.) I hope that everyone has learned the lesson from the Grinch story: Christmas still comes even if there is no tree, decorations or presents.
But since a lot of you probably do like the excitement of the upcoming holiday, let me tell you about a favorite hymn of mine sung during this time of year. My favorite Christmas hymn is "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" This song was written by Charles Wesley, brother of John Wesley, the founder of the Methodist church, but is probably more famous for the ending of "Charlie Brown Christmas". I like this song because of a certain line in the song, which can be found right in the first stanza.
Hark the herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim:
"Christ is born in Bethlehem"
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King!"
"For if, when we were God's enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life!" - Romans 5:10
"God and sinners reconciled." Powerful, isn't it? Do you know what reconciled means. Simply, it means to have a relationship reestablished by resolving any problems. The Bible only choosese to use this word 10 times, all in the New Testament, and all in the same context. Because of Jesus coming to this earth, and all that he did on earth, we are reconciled with God. I see reconciliation almost as like reuniting after a dispute or problem. That's what Jesus did. He reunited us with our Heavenly Father. Our relationship with God has been reestablished because Jesus resolved our problem of sin that separated us from the Father. We can walk and talk in God's presence because Jesus was born onto the planet the Lord created. Our salvation begins at Jesus's birth!
So in closing, I want to bring up a character usually brought up during December. His name is St. Nick. St. Nicholas was a man who lived during the 200s. Because he was a human, he was a sinner, and he died too. But seeing the good he did because of his strong faith in Jesus Christ, I would say that God was proud to see St. Nicholas at the judgment seat because he knew His servant was faithful and would be with Him in Heaven for eternal fellowship. Not only did St. Nick believe in Jesus, but he did everything Jesus commanded him too. So this Christmas season, let us not worship a man who died 1800 years ago. Let us worship the one who was born as the king, who would reconcile His people with their God. Why? Because that is what St. Nick is doing in heaven today.
The most literal reading of the Bible is to understand the Bible in its original context: historical context, geographical context, cultural context and literary context.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
My Spring City homies
I am ready for January. Why? It's the beginning of quizzing! Ever since quizzing ended with the secret sponser shing-ding-thing, I have only seen one or two quizzers, the most important quizzers, the ones on my team. Those guys are great. I know we said a lot of good things at the secret sponser reveal, but I want to say my own things now. Don't worry about public embarrassment. I'll do the same thing as I did last year. You have to guess who I am talking about.
You may have been the little one of the group, but you made a big influence. And even though your score was way different than the rest of the guys, you sure fit in with us. You quickly became one of the guys, with your grunting and moaning. And maybe you didn't enjoy it, but it was fun to see you as the demonstrated victim of some wrestling moves. And I hope you recovered from the neck whiplash you got on the invitational. I know you had some pressure on you, having two older brothers quiz at one time and having to do up to their par. But 20 points on the season is a good start, and I saw you really hard during the tournaments. Errors may sound bad, but errors are a sign of trying, so you made some good errors (what an oxymoron). The point is you tried.When you guessed, you had some of the best guesses, especially the right guesses. Seriously, who guesses Mesopotamia? I sometimes think you knew more than you think you did. Don't get too intimidate, remember your brother didn't do too well his first well, and that intimidated him so much he didn't quiz the next year. But look where he ended up. It would be great to have you back on the team. Now that the other two guys have girlfriends, I got no one to go ladying with except you. If you come back on the team next year, we'll go ladying together, and I'll get you a girl. And even better, I'll help you with your quizzing. Who knows, maybe next year we can higher than 292nd. Quizzing will be more fun with my right hand man! (Bryan "Lil' T" Tedor)
In the beginning of the year, I wasn't too sure if you were really into it. It actually seemed like your dad was more excited to quiz than you were. But that first right answer, those first 10 points, it couldn't have come at a better time. Do you not realize that without those points, we would have not been in first place that first week?! You came to help us many more times this year in quizzing. You got us team bonus, too! And as you scored more and more points, I could see how much more eager you were to study and get in a match. Sometimes you were just on fire! Just a little better, and you'll be starting material. That last question of the season, man, that was scary. You buzzed in early on the last question, the one for team bonus. It was so early that no one could guess it. But luckily you remember what we taught you, that Jesus was the all-else-fail answer, and you got it right. 40 points in a season is a good start for a rookie. Who knows what you could next year. If you have a go at it next year, who knows what you'll do? You could get anything from your first quiz out to reaching triple digits in the points. Maybe even be the 4th seat. It would be a lot of pressure to be needed for team bonus. You would have to score 5 times as many points as you did last year. But with more coaching and more studying, you can do it. You can do anything you put your mind to. All the hard work you did you deserved. (Chelsea "El Fuego" Mullins)
Third team's the charm, right? I'm gonna be 100% honest with how I felt about you. In the previous offseason, there you were, going around, gloating about how you were going to have your "super team", fully led and coached by you. To me, all it looked like you were stacking your team, and going anywhere at any cost to get it. I loathed you and wanted to beat you and your team into at a pulp. Then as I watched you go from Reading to Harvest to Zion to Hopewell, and I saw get shot down by every church because they wouldn't allow your dream team. And I laughed at you. I thought to myself, "Finally, the little punk is getting what he deserves." But when I heard that you couldn't get on a team by yourself, almost to the point my mind changed. I didn't hate you anymore, but pitied you. I hate to see good talent go to waste, and you are great talent. You seemed changed by your actions, and so I knew the perfect team for you to be on. I was so excitedly happy when I heard the Deitricks decided to let you on the team. I'm sure if it was because of the experiences in the other teams, but I saw a change in you. You were no longer that quizzer that wanted to exalt himself through his personal score. You were humble about how you were doing, but more focused on how this team was doing. You were such a benefit to this team, in more than just the 480 points you scored (which were helpful). You got everyone on board with quizzing, whether it be veteran or rookie. You weren't an enchanter, but more of an encourager. I think that the success of some of the rookies, and even some veterans, could be brought back to you. Not only did you provide encouragement, but you also put time into helping them practice. You took two big steps this year. You stepped up to lead an extra practice, and you stepped down to give a rookie quizzer a chance to get team bonus when we needed it. You showed coach-like qualities as still a quizzer. I can almost say I was envious of that. I wish I could motivate and help quizzers like you could. I understand you're dissappointed that our team didn't win any bling trophies, because that's what you were aimining. But look at what you did get. You finished 35th place on the top 60 quizzers list, and you won Spring City's first (and maybe only) Barnabas award. I know that they're only individual awards, one recognized by the league, the other only by a church, and that you really want your team to be recognized league wide by a trophy, but remember that the Lord has given you what you deserve, so accept those awards as part as His blessings to you. I pray that one day the Lord will recognize you through your team by giving your team an award. Lastly, I want to say that it was personally a blessing to me to have you on this team. As a said above, I started out this year with hard feelings towards you. By the end of the year, I felt at peace with you, and our relationship reconciled and restored. We were no longer arch rivals, but rather competitive teammates, which I enjoyed. I consider you a friend and a brother that I never had. I hope you see the same in me. (Tim "the encourager" Moss)
I guess the best way to start this is: uuuaaauyghhh. Not even sure that's how it's spelled, if it can be spelled. You're a man of many sound effects. So what you didn't finish as the top 60 like you did last year, you did finish in the top 100 (86th place to be exact). You did have the honor of being 1 of the 3 guys to be perfect quizzers for Spring City the first week. You performance was unpredictable as always, especially with your normal stupid answers, but you pulled through as usual. Sometimes you did scare us when you answered, like when you finished your answer at 28.5 seconds. Even though you had to take your annual baseball trip, you still performed pretty well. You also were able to grow out of your old title, "Mayor of Errorville." That is so good to see you error less, a definite improvement. Don't worry, I find a better one for next year. Truthfully, if you would have been there, I think you would have been in the top 60. But you're a lot of fun outside of a quizmatch, too. It was fun seeing you on that cart, especially on the snow. I still think some of my favorite memories of you are when we go ladying. Let's see, this year was the Argentinian and girl from Reading who thought you were cute. You had me fooled with the second one, when you actually thought you got one, but that didn't work out. I think that was it for this year. Well, you did finally find out what she (you know who) said about you, and we still didn't find Jojo, but it was all good. I guess next year will be different, then. I'll have to go ladying alone. But in these past 3 years, I have gotten to get to known you (or at least who I think you are) and have enjoyed you. I truly like you for who you are. So my advice for you: Don't change. I seriously mean it. Indubiately. (Michael "Mayor of Errorville" Schwager)
Wow. 6 whole years, two teams, and we were still together. I find that awesome. We've been through a lot together, but no matter what happened, we pulled out together. Thanks for everything you've done for me in this friendship. You got me out there a lot of times where I didn't want to be. I wanted to stay inside and practice, you pushed me outside during break time. You were able to talk to me and I to you without any barriers of any sort. I also found it helpful to eat with you so I didn't feel out of place with the little amount of food I ate. Thank you for sitting with me on the bus for all the Invitational trips, even though you kicked me out a few times. It may have been disappointing to only score 120 points this year compared to the 155 you scored last year, but if we added points for all the times we got team bonus, your score would be much more than that. I was 100% honest when I said you were the most dependable person for team bonus. It is so true. Because of that, I think you would be the most desireable quizzer that scores under 200 points. Any quiz team would want somebody that could get team bonus, despite few points. I also found it ironic how you were the team's top errorer at the end of week 1! We only had 2 errors, and they were both yours! It is a true sign you were a part of Spring City. I'm sorry we couldn't end your last year with a bang. That last match of the invitational, don't blame yourself for that. I am just as responsible. You did great these past two years. And I feel that possibly you may have also found a calm in these past 3 years compared to the calamity the 3 years before that. It was great to see you smile even though you may not want to for good reasons. It has been a honor to be with you on the same team for my whole career of quizzing. Thank you for six great years. (Christine "Money in da Bank" Dragan)
Thank you everyone on Spring City 2007. I hope you guys have realized the great accomplishments we acheived. We were on the top of League A for two straight weeks, and one of those weeks, we were the number one of all the ACC teams. We had three perfect quizzers for the first week of quizzing. We scored 1680 points, averaging 99 points. We finished in 5th place in our league, 8th place of all ACC in the season. We were undefeated in our group for the ACC Tournament and brought Spring City to the playoffs for the third time in the past four years. Spring City finished in 9th place in the invitational with four other teams. Our win-loss record of the season was 14-3, the ACC Tournament 6-0 in our group (6-1 with the 1 loss in the playoffs), and the invitational 5-2, totalling a 25-6 win-loss record. While the 2005 Spring City was better in the ACC Tournament, 2007 Spring City did better in both the season and the invitational. But forget about performance, Spring City was great is so many other ways. We came together as a time. We helped each other in studying as much as our coaches did. We sacrificed personal for the team. We were there for each other. This has got to be my favorite year of all quizzing. We were truly a team, we performed to the best of our ability and did well, and had fun doing it. God bless everyone on the team. Now with 3 months until the first quiz match of next year, I look foward to seeing everyone again.
You may have been the little one of the group, but you made a big influence. And even though your score was way different than the rest of the guys, you sure fit in with us. You quickly became one of the guys, with your grunting and moaning. And maybe you didn't enjoy it, but it was fun to see you as the demonstrated victim of some wrestling moves. And I hope you recovered from the neck whiplash you got on the invitational. I know you had some pressure on you, having two older brothers quiz at one time and having to do up to their par. But 20 points on the season is a good start, and I saw you really hard during the tournaments. Errors may sound bad, but errors are a sign of trying, so you made some good errors (what an oxymoron). The point is you tried.When you guessed, you had some of the best guesses, especially the right guesses. Seriously, who guesses Mesopotamia? I sometimes think you knew more than you think you did. Don't get too intimidate, remember your brother didn't do too well his first well, and that intimidated him so much he didn't quiz the next year. But look where he ended up. It would be great to have you back on the team. Now that the other two guys have girlfriends, I got no one to go ladying with except you. If you come back on the team next year, we'll go ladying together, and I'll get you a girl. And even better, I'll help you with your quizzing. Who knows, maybe next year we can higher than 292nd. Quizzing will be more fun with my right hand man! (Bryan "Lil' T" Tedor)
In the beginning of the year, I wasn't too sure if you were really into it. It actually seemed like your dad was more excited to quiz than you were. But that first right answer, those first 10 points, it couldn't have come at a better time. Do you not realize that without those points, we would have not been in first place that first week?! You came to help us many more times this year in quizzing. You got us team bonus, too! And as you scored more and more points, I could see how much more eager you were to study and get in a match. Sometimes you were just on fire! Just a little better, and you'll be starting material. That last question of the season, man, that was scary. You buzzed in early on the last question, the one for team bonus. It was so early that no one could guess it. But luckily you remember what we taught you, that Jesus was the all-else-fail answer, and you got it right. 40 points in a season is a good start for a rookie. Who knows what you could next year. If you have a go at it next year, who knows what you'll do? You could get anything from your first quiz out to reaching triple digits in the points. Maybe even be the 4th seat. It would be a lot of pressure to be needed for team bonus. You would have to score 5 times as many points as you did last year. But with more coaching and more studying, you can do it. You can do anything you put your mind to. All the hard work you did you deserved. (Chelsea "El Fuego" Mullins)
Third team's the charm, right? I'm gonna be 100% honest with how I felt about you. In the previous offseason, there you were, going around, gloating about how you were going to have your "super team", fully led and coached by you. To me, all it looked like you were stacking your team, and going anywhere at any cost to get it. I loathed you and wanted to beat you and your team into at a pulp. Then as I watched you go from Reading to Harvest to Zion to Hopewell, and I saw get shot down by every church because they wouldn't allow your dream team. And I laughed at you. I thought to myself, "Finally, the little punk is getting what he deserves." But when I heard that you couldn't get on a team by yourself, almost to the point my mind changed. I didn't hate you anymore, but pitied you. I hate to see good talent go to waste, and you are great talent. You seemed changed by your actions, and so I knew the perfect team for you to be on. I was so excitedly happy when I heard the Deitricks decided to let you on the team. I'm sure if it was because of the experiences in the other teams, but I saw a change in you. You were no longer that quizzer that wanted to exalt himself through his personal score. You were humble about how you were doing, but more focused on how this team was doing. You were such a benefit to this team, in more than just the 480 points you scored (which were helpful). You got everyone on board with quizzing, whether it be veteran or rookie. You weren't an enchanter, but more of an encourager. I think that the success of some of the rookies, and even some veterans, could be brought back to you. Not only did you provide encouragement, but you also put time into helping them practice. You took two big steps this year. You stepped up to lead an extra practice, and you stepped down to give a rookie quizzer a chance to get team bonus when we needed it. You showed coach-like qualities as still a quizzer. I can almost say I was envious of that. I wish I could motivate and help quizzers like you could. I understand you're dissappointed that our team didn't win any bling trophies, because that's what you were aimining. But look at what you did get. You finished 35th place on the top 60 quizzers list, and you won Spring City's first (and maybe only) Barnabas award. I know that they're only individual awards, one recognized by the league, the other only by a church, and that you really want your team to be recognized league wide by a trophy, but remember that the Lord has given you what you deserve, so accept those awards as part as His blessings to you. I pray that one day the Lord will recognize you through your team by giving your team an award. Lastly, I want to say that it was personally a blessing to me to have you on this team. As a said above, I started out this year with hard feelings towards you. By the end of the year, I felt at peace with you, and our relationship reconciled and restored. We were no longer arch rivals, but rather competitive teammates, which I enjoyed. I consider you a friend and a brother that I never had. I hope you see the same in me. (Tim "the encourager" Moss)
I guess the best way to start this is: uuuaaauyghhh. Not even sure that's how it's spelled, if it can be spelled. You're a man of many sound effects. So what you didn't finish as the top 60 like you did last year, you did finish in the top 100 (86th place to be exact). You did have the honor of being 1 of the 3 guys to be perfect quizzers for Spring City the first week. You performance was unpredictable as always, especially with your normal stupid answers, but you pulled through as usual. Sometimes you did scare us when you answered, like when you finished your answer at 28.5 seconds. Even though you had to take your annual baseball trip, you still performed pretty well. You also were able to grow out of your old title, "Mayor of Errorville." That is so good to see you error less, a definite improvement. Don't worry, I find a better one for next year. Truthfully, if you would have been there, I think you would have been in the top 60. But you're a lot of fun outside of a quizmatch, too. It was fun seeing you on that cart, especially on the snow. I still think some of my favorite memories of you are when we go ladying. Let's see, this year was the Argentinian and girl from Reading who thought you were cute. You had me fooled with the second one, when you actually thought you got one, but that didn't work out. I think that was it for this year. Well, you did finally find out what she (you know who) said about you, and we still didn't find Jojo, but it was all good. I guess next year will be different, then. I'll have to go ladying alone. But in these past 3 years, I have gotten to get to known you (or at least who I think you are) and have enjoyed you. I truly like you for who you are. So my advice for you: Don't change. I seriously mean it. Indubiately. (Michael "Mayor of Errorville" Schwager)
Wow. 6 whole years, two teams, and we were still together. I find that awesome. We've been through a lot together, but no matter what happened, we pulled out together. Thanks for everything you've done for me in this friendship. You got me out there a lot of times where I didn't want to be. I wanted to stay inside and practice, you pushed me outside during break time. You were able to talk to me and I to you without any barriers of any sort. I also found it helpful to eat with you so I didn't feel out of place with the little amount of food I ate. Thank you for sitting with me on the bus for all the Invitational trips, even though you kicked me out a few times. It may have been disappointing to only score 120 points this year compared to the 155 you scored last year, but if we added points for all the times we got team bonus, your score would be much more than that. I was 100% honest when I said you were the most dependable person for team bonus. It is so true. Because of that, I think you would be the most desireable quizzer that scores under 200 points. Any quiz team would want somebody that could get team bonus, despite few points. I also found it ironic how you were the team's top errorer at the end of week 1! We only had 2 errors, and they were both yours! It is a true sign you were a part of Spring City. I'm sorry we couldn't end your last year with a bang. That last match of the invitational, don't blame yourself for that. I am just as responsible. You did great these past two years. And I feel that possibly you may have also found a calm in these past 3 years compared to the calamity the 3 years before that. It was great to see you smile even though you may not want to for good reasons. It has been a honor to be with you on the same team for my whole career of quizzing. Thank you for six great years. (Christine "Money in da Bank" Dragan)
Thank you everyone on Spring City 2007. I hope you guys have realized the great accomplishments we acheived. We were on the top of League A for two straight weeks, and one of those weeks, we were the number one of all the ACC teams. We had three perfect quizzers for the first week of quizzing. We scored 1680 points, averaging 99 points. We finished in 5th place in our league, 8th place of all ACC in the season. We were undefeated in our group for the ACC Tournament and brought Spring City to the playoffs for the third time in the past four years. Spring City finished in 9th place in the invitational with four other teams. Our win-loss record of the season was 14-3, the ACC Tournament 6-0 in our group (6-1 with the 1 loss in the playoffs), and the invitational 5-2, totalling a 25-6 win-loss record. While the 2005 Spring City was better in the ACC Tournament, 2007 Spring City did better in both the season and the invitational. But forget about performance, Spring City was great is so many other ways. We came together as a time. We helped each other in studying as much as our coaches did. We sacrificed personal for the team. We were there for each other. This has got to be my favorite year of all quizzing. We were truly a team, we performed to the best of our ability and did well, and had fun doing it. God bless everyone on the team. Now with 3 months until the first quiz match of next year, I look foward to seeing everyone again.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Happy Yom Kippur
Beginning sundown yesterday (because Jewish days start at night) and going through today is the celebration of Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. On this special day, the high priest would go into the Holy of Holies and sprinkle the blood of the sacrifice on the mercy seat for the sins of the people. Today, Yom Kippur is still celebrated by Jews. I don't know if this is true for every Yom Kippur, but I found it interesting that it was on 9.22. For Hebrews 9:22 says, "In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness." Later in verse 28, it explains how Christ shed his blood for our sins. The book Hebrews spends a lot of time explaining how Christ is our high priest. Jesus Christ, the high priest, entered heaven, a holy sanctuary, and presented the blood sacrifice, not of animal, but His own perfect blood. Hebrews 9:26 tells us this is why we don't have animal sacrifices. So even though we're not Jewish, let us hold Yom Kippur as almost like a 2nd Good Friday, a day we remember what our Savior did to pay for our sins.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Present day Jonah
Yesterday during chapel, the speaker preacher from Jonah. He was giving us present day application. As I read through Jonah, God truly did show me how to apply it today, but maybe not in the same way.
For those of you who aren't too familiar with the story of Jonah, I'll recap. If you really don't know the final details, go read the story of Jonah out the Bible. If you need a refresher, I'll give you a summary (any italics is a direct quote out of Jonah). Jonah, a prophet, gets Word from God. “Go to the great city of Nineveh and preach against it, because its wickedness has come up before me” (Jonah 1:2). Jonah, not wanting to go to Ninevah, decides to go to Tarshish, in the opposite direction. While on board the boat, God causes a storm to happen. All the sailors are trying to figure out whose fault it is, and Jonah comes forth. When they throw him over, the Lord provided a great fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was inside the fish three days and three nights (Jonah 1:17). During this time in the stomach of the great fish (not whale), Jonah realizes that truth about salvation. He prays to God, “Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs. But I, with a song of thanksgiving, will sacrifice to you. What I have vowed I will make good. Salvation comes from the Lord” (Jonah 2:8,9) God believes Jonah learns his lesson and the fish vomits him onto dry land. Once again, the word of the Lord came to Jonah a second time: “Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you" (Jonah 3:1,2). This time Jonah is smart and does exactly that. He spends 3 days in Ninevah preaching against the city. The city repents from their sin. God is satisfied, and spares Ninevah, but not Jonah is not. He wanted to see a show of brimestone and fire. The title of the 4th chapter is a accurate portrayal: Jonah is angry and God's compassion. Jonah expression his displeasement with God. He prayed to the Lord, “O Lord, is this not what I said when I was still at home? That is why I was so quick to flee to Tarshish. I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity. Now, O Lord, take away my life, for it is better for me to die than to live” (Jonah 4:2,3). The story with debating between Jonah and God, but the story ends the same way the 4th chapter begins, with Jonah mad at God.It is a really sad ending. The main character, despite doing a wonderful thing, is upset. Veggie Tales's Jonah states it well, "Jonah was a prophet, who never really got it....he did not get the point."
There might be some things you might need to understand when you look at the story of Jonah. Jonah was a prophet during the time that Israel was under Assyrian captivity. The people of Israel were not happy that the Assyrians invaded the land. Israel hated them with a passion. They probably hated them so much for many reasons. The Assyrians settled in Israel's land. The male assyrian soldiers forced the Israelite women to marry them and have their children. Other sources say that the Assyrians were so cruel, they would cut off the lips of their captors. All of these, and probably much more, might just be the wickedness God was talking about. Ninevah was the capital of Assyria. So Jonah was pretty much told to go to the capital city of his captors, and preach against them. Big step up.
Question: If Ninevah was around today, where would it be on today's politcal map?Answer: IraqFact: Iraq (the country the U.S. invade) and Iran (always rumors that's the next country) are the remnants of the Assyrian empire.
History does repeat itself. Sure enough, Iraq is capable for a lot wickedness. Genocide, terrorism, sexism, violence, and all under the name of a false god. I think if we listened closely to God, he would be telling us the same thing. "Go to the Iraq city of Baghdad (or Fallujah) and preach against it, because it's wickedness has come up before Me." And just like Jonah, we go the opposite way. We rather be enjoying ourselves preaching at a place that also has resorts, like the Carribean or Polynesian Islands, where we can enjoy ourselves on break instead of a desert area. What do we do? We send our soliders over there to blow their heads off. That seems more of an easier solution to us. It's like we think, "Eeww, terrorist. I'm not talking to them about the gospel. They can just die and go to hell for all I care." Maybe we need to be swallowed by a big fish for 3 days and 3 nights for us to realize what Jonah needed to realize. Salvation is for everyone, including the Iraqis. Why do you think these people are committing such attrocities? It is because they are lost in their sin, and need the Lord Jesus to save them from their sin. God warns us that he will not take pity on us based on the way we leave earth. How can a Christian shoot at a man that he knows is lost in his sin, thus damning him to hell? I pray that if someone hears the call to bring the Word of God to Iraq, and will go, not considering the war there. But I hope the American people will end up just like Jonah ended up. When we hear that God has spared the people of Iraq, are we going to be peeved like Jonah? Are we going to cry out to the Lord, "What?! You saved them?! After all the wicked sins they committed, and you're going to let them into heaven? I have to now go to church and love him?! How dare you hold back your wrath and show loving mercy, God! I rather die than have to accept an Iraqi terrorist!!" That is not the way! Remember the parable of the workers. God offers everyone salvation, no matter what they did or when they receive. If we want the war to end, let's go to Iraq with a stronger weapon, stronger than any gun or tank. That is, the Word of God. What if someone dies in the process of delievering the gospel? I call them a martyr. If we give so much praise to soldiers who are dying because they are causing other people to die, shouldn't we uplift even more the person who died trying to give the unsaved eternal life? The Lord tells us to send workers into the field for harvest, and I pray for those to be called to harvest the Christian in Iraq. We just may be the only sign from God they get, "the sign of Jonah."
For those of you who aren't too familiar with the story of Jonah, I'll recap. If you really don't know the final details, go read the story of Jonah out the Bible. If you need a refresher, I'll give you a summary (any italics is a direct quote out of Jonah). Jonah, a prophet, gets Word from God. “Go to the great city of Nineveh and preach against it, because its wickedness has come up before me” (Jonah 1:2). Jonah, not wanting to go to Ninevah, decides to go to Tarshish, in the opposite direction. While on board the boat, God causes a storm to happen. All the sailors are trying to figure out whose fault it is, and Jonah comes forth. When they throw him over, the Lord provided a great fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was inside the fish three days and three nights (Jonah 1:17). During this time in the stomach of the great fish (not whale), Jonah realizes that truth about salvation. He prays to God, “Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs. But I, with a song of thanksgiving, will sacrifice to you. What I have vowed I will make good. Salvation comes from the Lord” (Jonah 2:8,9) God believes Jonah learns his lesson and the fish vomits him onto dry land. Once again, the word of the Lord came to Jonah a second time: “Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you" (Jonah 3:1,2). This time Jonah is smart and does exactly that. He spends 3 days in Ninevah preaching against the city. The city repents from their sin. God is satisfied, and spares Ninevah, but not Jonah is not. He wanted to see a show of brimestone and fire. The title of the 4th chapter is a accurate portrayal: Jonah is angry and God's compassion. Jonah expression his displeasement with God. He prayed to the Lord, “O Lord, is this not what I said when I was still at home? That is why I was so quick to flee to Tarshish. I knew that you are a gracious and compassionate God, slow to anger and abounding in love, a God who relents from sending calamity. Now, O Lord, take away my life, for it is better for me to die than to live” (Jonah 4:2,3). The story with debating between Jonah and God, but the story ends the same way the 4th chapter begins, with Jonah mad at God.It is a really sad ending. The main character, despite doing a wonderful thing, is upset. Veggie Tales's Jonah states it well, "Jonah was a prophet, who never really got it....he did not get the point."
There might be some things you might need to understand when you look at the story of Jonah. Jonah was a prophet during the time that Israel was under Assyrian captivity. The people of Israel were not happy that the Assyrians invaded the land. Israel hated them with a passion. They probably hated them so much for many reasons. The Assyrians settled in Israel's land. The male assyrian soldiers forced the Israelite women to marry them and have their children. Other sources say that the Assyrians were so cruel, they would cut off the lips of their captors. All of these, and probably much more, might just be the wickedness God was talking about. Ninevah was the capital of Assyria. So Jonah was pretty much told to go to the capital city of his captors, and preach against them. Big step up.
Question: If Ninevah was around today, where would it be on today's politcal map?Answer: IraqFact: Iraq (the country the U.S. invade) and Iran (always rumors that's the next country) are the remnants of the Assyrian empire.
History does repeat itself. Sure enough, Iraq is capable for a lot wickedness. Genocide, terrorism, sexism, violence, and all under the name of a false god. I think if we listened closely to God, he would be telling us the same thing. "Go to the Iraq city of Baghdad (or Fallujah) and preach against it, because it's wickedness has come up before Me." And just like Jonah, we go the opposite way. We rather be enjoying ourselves preaching at a place that also has resorts, like the Carribean or Polynesian Islands, where we can enjoy ourselves on break instead of a desert area. What do we do? We send our soliders over there to blow their heads off. That seems more of an easier solution to us. It's like we think, "Eeww, terrorist. I'm not talking to them about the gospel. They can just die and go to hell for all I care." Maybe we need to be swallowed by a big fish for 3 days and 3 nights for us to realize what Jonah needed to realize. Salvation is for everyone, including the Iraqis. Why do you think these people are committing such attrocities? It is because they are lost in their sin, and need the Lord Jesus to save them from their sin. God warns us that he will not take pity on us based on the way we leave earth. How can a Christian shoot at a man that he knows is lost in his sin, thus damning him to hell? I pray that if someone hears the call to bring the Word of God to Iraq, and will go, not considering the war there. But I hope the American people will end up just like Jonah ended up. When we hear that God has spared the people of Iraq, are we going to be peeved like Jonah? Are we going to cry out to the Lord, "What?! You saved them?! After all the wicked sins they committed, and you're going to let them into heaven? I have to now go to church and love him?! How dare you hold back your wrath and show loving mercy, God! I rather die than have to accept an Iraqi terrorist!!" That is not the way! Remember the parable of the workers. God offers everyone salvation, no matter what they did or when they receive. If we want the war to end, let's go to Iraq with a stronger weapon, stronger than any gun or tank. That is, the Word of God. What if someone dies in the process of delievering the gospel? I call them a martyr. If we give so much praise to soldiers who are dying because they are causing other people to die, shouldn't we uplift even more the person who died trying to give the unsaved eternal life? The Lord tells us to send workers into the field for harvest, and I pray for those to be called to harvest the Christian in Iraq. We just may be the only sign from God they get, "the sign of Jonah."
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Dating inventory
Part of LBC's freshman schedule is to take a course called "college success" or as we know it by, College Suckess. Once a week, I have to go to an hour "seminar" and take notes, get homework assignments, take no test or quizzes, and it's only worth one credit. These classes are usually on how to learn and study at college, but there has been a few others, like learning about relationships. And whenever the topic of relationships comes up, it's only a matter of time before dating is mentioned. So the homework assignment was a 16 question "relationship inventory" on dating. It took me a lot of thinking and a lot of time. Just yesterday I handed it in (the due date). But the end result I am very happy with. So here's my answers, check it out, and see what you would say to these questions
1. Do you want to get married? Why do you want to get married?
I am a follower of God. As being a follower of God, I believe that growing to be more like Him means also making my will be the same as His. I want to do what God wants me to do. So if getting married is in God’s plan for me, God will give me my wife and I will marry her. If God does not plan for me to be married, I will live out my life being single. If it was completely up to me, I think I would like to get married. I think it would be trivial to date girls or even like girls if there was no end result of marriage. I would really like that special love and companionship only a spouse could give me. Once again, as I stated above, my life’s place is surrendered to the Lord, it is completely up to Him. If He calls me to be single, so be it. The Lord God’s unconditional love is enough for me.
2. Why would someone want to marry you?
This is a question that took a lot of thought. It got me stumped a couple of times. After thinking it through with some consultation, I’ve think I’ve formulated an answer. I got hung up on this question because when thinking about it, I was only looking at worldly attributes. I will outwardly tell you, I am not attractive to the eyes, not athletic or fit, not musical in any sense, nor artistic in any sense. My sense of humor is dry slap-stick (I like Monty Python. Enough said.) With exception to a few topics, I’m not really a genius. I’m not too rich either. What would a girl find in me? This worldly view can be depressing because it looks like no woman would ever find something in me. But when I leave this worldly view, I realized how special God has made me, and if God made me to have a wife, He gave me something that would catch her attention.
I am Christian, blessed by the Father, saved by the Son, full of the Holy Spirit. If any girl is a good Christian girl who believes the same as I do, she would agree with me when I say it is right for Christians to marry other Christians. She can know I am Christian who will help her grow in her relationship with Christ. But that does seem to me something every Christian should want in a man, and even the phrase “Christian man” is broad. It could cover a whole range of men. I am deeply into the Scriptures. My heart’s desire is to get to know The Lord better by knowing The Word better. I accept The Word as God-breathed, inerrant truth, and I am sound in my Biblical beliefs, never doubting anything. I comprehend what the Bible is telling me and I apply it to my life the best I can. I enjoy sharing my knowledge to anyone who asks and also enjoy discussions and debates on Biblical interpretation. One of the ways I use my spiritual gift of knowledge is by participating in Bible Quizzing, which I am highly ranked in and very passionate about. I also use for teaching Bible lessons and Bible studies. This is who I am. I’m not sure if this is anything that would make a girl love a guy, but hey, anything is possible with God. Girls can either take it or leave it.
I can’t tell you this as fact because it has never happened, but I think girls may want to marry me based on that I feel like I would be a good husband. I could supply for my wife in so many ways. First and foremost, I would give her so much love. I would show her in many ways many times over how much I love her. Second, I would be a provider for her, in both material things and non-materialistic things, I will give her what she needs. I would also always be there with her. I am a good listener and would always listen to her, whether it is good news or bad news, fact or opinion, intellectual or emotional. Being there for her is important. I will rejoice with her when she is happy, and be in pain with her when she is sad. Whatever problems she encounters, I will help her through all longsuffering. Finally, I am a very understand guy. I may not always agree with what my wife thinks or believes, but I will listen with an open mind and understand where she is coming from, and not let a disagreement separate us.
3. What is it that you are looking for in a spouse?
When choosing a girl to my girlfriend and future spouse, it pretty much comes down to two points. First, she needs to be Christian, which needs to be evenly yoked. I understand “evenly yoked” beyond both being believers. We have to be evenly yoked in the sense both of us are Christian. We have to be evenly yoked in spiritual maturity as well. If a newborn Christian marries someone who has been Christian for most of his life, it is one-sided. It would be great for the newborn Christian because he or she would grow tremendously from the spouse, but the spouse would get nowhere. It would not be a good idea for me to marry a newborn Christian. I would need someone on my level, a girl who I can discuss theology and doctrine with, a girl who will understand the big Biblical words I use in my speech. Uneven yoking can also happen when there is a different calling. If the guy is called to do urban ministry in the local city and the girl has been called to work in a third world country, it will not work out. Right now, this is not a problem for me since I do not know my full calling after college yet, so I’m somewhat flexible, which might be perfect for a woman who knows what she is going to do. Lastly, uneven yoking can happen with denomination and worship styles. Neither of those are really a problem for me. I am Mennonite, but I found out I can be Mennonite in any church, whether it be Baptist, Lutheran, U.C.C., Presbyterian, or non-denominational. Now in extreme cases, like difference views of salvation, might arise a problem of uneven yoking. Thinking in future tenses, it would be hard raising children where dad believes he saved by grace, and mom believes she is saved by her good deeds. That would cause problems, but minor things, like translation of the Bible, gender pronouns in the Bible or validity of spiritual gifts, it’s not going to be a problem.
The second thing I would look for in a girl to be the future Mrs. Holcomb is something I find simple and obvious. The woman needs to love me for who I am. I want a lady who can seriously and sincerely tell me, “Don’t change” because they like me for who I am. It doesn’t matter if they love me for who I am because we are similar or because we are different and she likes the differences she doesn’t have; I am fine with either. Pretty much, it comes down to finding someone who is ecstatic to be around me because I am Graham Holcomb. I think that is good for any kind of relationship. A relationship should be two people who like the other one for who they are. They should be no change in any person just for someone of the opposite sex. If there is change, it should be minimal, and still preserve the personality and the character of both people. If not, the relationship is not real, it is just a dream of what we’d like the person to be like, and most likely, the person who had to radically change is not happy. Besides these two points, I am very lenient.
4. What is the difference between a friendship and a committed serious relationship? How will you know the difference?
A committed relationship is considered serious when the relationship becomes more exclusive. In a friendship, the two are still available, while in the dating relationship, both people are considered taken. It is not right for the guy or girl to be flirting with the opposite gender anymore. In a serious committed relationship, dates are now solo instead of in groups. The boy and girl spend more time with each other than with normal friends of the opposite gender. I believe the start of this begins with either a date or a discussion agreeing to enter a deeper relationship. The relationship becomes serious and committed with maturity
5. Are you presently single? Why?
Yes, I am single. It has nothing to do with personal preferences. I feel like I have grown enough to be in a mature relationship. The reason I am single is because six girls I have asked out have all declined. The seventh girl did say yes, but a month later she ended the relationship, due to confusing reasons. That was over a year ago. I haven’t tried again since then because it is not a top priority in my life to have a girlfriend. My top priority is centering around God and His will for my life. Part of that is being encompassed by God’s love, and that unconditional love is sufficient for me. All other love is extra (but hey, who doesn’t want extra?). When being in a relationship is part of God’s plan for my life, if that is ever, then I will no longer be single.
6. Are you dating? Why?
No. Because I am single. Once again, as I stated above, I do feel like I am ready to date. It’s just not in God’s plan for my life right now, and it’s possibly because God has not revealed to me who this special lady is.
7. When is a good time to get married?
I am not sure if everyone believes the same that I do when it comes to a right time in being married, but this is how I feel. I have some personal convictions. I don’t think when to get married is a question of age, but of maturity. Both the man and the woman in the relationship need to be grown up and mature. Not only do the people in the relationship need to be mature, but the relationship itself needs to be mature. If I had to say time wise, I think a dating relationship should be between 1 ½ to 2 years long.
The couple also needs to be ready in other ways, as in living arrangements and finances. As for me personally, I want to know I can support my family to the fullest. If I am going to get married, I am going to want to have support two people. So I want to finish my education (which I plan to get a Ph. D) first, get a sound job, have some place to live in that my wife could live in as well (parents’ house does not count), have a car for transportation, have a church, and most importantly, have an income that can pay for the lives of two people. By doing this, I am not giving permission for my wife to be lazy but rather giving her more options to do with her life so that she is not constrained by income. She can do whatever job she wants to do and not have to decide on it based on the money she would be making. She could even work for the church, missions, or any kind of voluntary, non-profit organization and that would be fine because I could afford to do that with my paycheck. If we were to have kids, my wife might want to be a stay at home mother for the early years, and once the kids became old enough, she might want to homeschool them. That would be okay, too, because I would know I could afford that. The reason is that in the second half of my life, I grew up with my mom thinking she had to have a job because dad working wasn’t enough. I don’t want my wife to think that.
8. What turns you off in a person of the opposite sex?
I believe in Ecclesiastes 3 strongly. There is a time and place for everything. One of my biggest pet peeves would have to be when someone does not know when is the right place and time. I would not want a girl who couldn’t distinguish the right time in place. The biggest place I notice this is when to be serious or not. I would not like a girl who is serious when everyone else is laughing and having a fun time, but at the same time I can’t stand it when during a serious time a girl would not be serious. I wouldn’t like a girl who’s obsessed with her cell phone. There’s a time to turn it off and talk to the people around you. I’m not too picky with looks, and so I would be turned off by a girl who is, whether it be how her body looks or how her clothes look on her. A little of this is okay, but obsessed with it is too far.
9. What turns you off in a person of the same sex?
The fact that a person is a guy is what turns me off. Since this is a dating survey, I’m going to assume this is a question about homosexuality. In 2004 movie Mean Girls, a quote comes out of homeschool religious boy’s mouth that says, “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.” This quote is obviously a joke to us true Christians, but God did establish heterosexuality as far back as creation. Genesis 2:18 states, “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” This is when God made woman. Notice how God, when noticing man was alone, did not make his helper another man. He made woman. In the beginning, God intended for marriage to be between a man and women. Even in our bodily design, it was God’s intent for us to be attractive the opposite sex, not the same one. Many other times does God remind His people that homosexuality is a thing of a sinful world. Such evidence can be found in Leviticus 18:22. Being a follower of Christ, I reject this sinful practice.
10. Describe the “ideal marriage.” When does a couple begin working towards it?
An ideal marriage to me is a marriage that is near perfect. Let’s face it, there’s no such thing as perfect in this sinful world, and that includes marriage. In an ideal marriage, love is always present, no matter what trials come. The love should also be near unconditional. Most likely it won’t be perfectly unconditional like God’s love, but the love should not stop due to slight turbulence in the relationship. When the trials do come, the couple should work together to stay strong. When conflict arises, the couple must work things out. In an ideal marriage, both are able to grow spiritually off each other. In an ideal marriage, communication is key. Both people must be fully open and not be keeping secrets on anything, especially how they feel.
The path towards ideal marriage beings with dating, as soon as the first date. I believe dating is trivial if there is no end goal, that goal being marriage. The whole dating process should be pointing towards marriage, to see if this special person is the right one to be your spouse for life. If things don’t work out, it means that this person was not the right one, but if the two have been dating for a long while and their relationship is growing and thriving, and a real strong bond is happening between the two, they are on the path for an ideal marriage and are ready to be married.
11. What pressure do you feel are on you to get into a relationship?
I do feel pressure to get into a relationship with a girl. Even from my family, both nuclear and extended this pressure can be strong. I saw this with my uncle. My uncle was single for a lot of his life, up to his mid forties. His mother and father, who are my grandmother and grandfather, did give him pressure to marry. I remember going to church with them, and when they were telling their friends that my uncle was getting married, they used phrases like “it’s about time” and “finally” and other such phrases. Now that he is married, I think their focus might go to the next eldest one who is single, which would be me. They already are starting to do this. I was going through my photo album with my grandma, and every time we came across a picture of me with a girl in it, whether the girl was in the foreground or background, she would say something like “She’s cute” or “She looks nice.” This can roughly translate into, “Go ask her out and get a girlfriend.” My mom won’t admit it, but she is turning into her mother in so many ways. This is one of the ways. I don’t know how many times she said this summer before I left for college, “By this time in my life, I was dating your father.” Once again, this could roughly translate into, “Get a girlfriend.” There is even a little bit of unspoken pressure from my younger sister. She is fifteen and a sophomore in high school. She is very social; she has friends that are both female and male. Some of her friends are dating, and she could be ready to date as well. I think it may feel awkward if my younger sister has a boyfriend before I have a girlfriend, not because of the difference in gender, but because the younger one is dating before the older one.
Of course, there is always peer pressure as well. Since everyone else is boyfriend and girlfriend, you too got to get on board with that. Your friends who are taken always want to try to get you together with a partner (sometimes I think this is because they miss trying to get someone themselves). Sometimes you even feel lower than them because you don’t have someone special. With my strong mind and will, I reject any kind of pressure, whether it is from peers, or from my family. The only I will listen to is the Heavenly Father, and He will tell me the right time because he planned out my life.
12. How many hours a week do you think about the opposite sex, marriage, etc.?
This a very interesting question. This question is so interesting, a survey and study was done to figure this answer out (probably conducting by a bunch of females). The study showed that men think about sex anywhere between every seven seconds to every thirty six seconds. That’s a lot of time to think about sex. So when it comes to men thinking about females, including a non-sexual way, it has to me more, probably about ever six seconds to every thirty three seconds. For me, that sounds too much, but by just a little. I think more about God and His Word, more about my favorite activities like Bible Quizzing, but thinking about girls does make the top three. Being single, my mind is not usually always constrained to one girl, unless I have a huge crush, so it takes up a good amount of my mind. So if I had to put this in terms of a statistic, I would say every forty seconds I think about guys. Hey, I’m a guy, just like other guys.
13. What needs could a mate meet?
A mate could provide companionship, a deep companionship. A mate would be someone special who you always have right by your side. Someone who you could share secrets and concerns with and know they are trusted. A mate would help you in times of trouble, and be there to rejoice with you when you are happy. A mate could be someone who helps you grow spiritually in the Spirit of the Lord as well.
14. In the past and possibly the present, how has and can your relationships have an effect on your future relationship?
I have been in one relationship before, but even more than that, I have been rejected by six girls for even one date. It does take a toll on your self-image and confidence. In my previous relationship, since there wasn’t only one date, the impact really is just a view on myself. I still feel like it was something I did myself, so once again, it comes back to the view of myself.
15. What are the things that you detest about the “dating scene”?
I detest a lot of things with the dating scene. I detest show-off couples. I hate it when boyfriends and girlfriends are used like a prize possession, just to be shown off, like a car or a cell phone. I don’t like when couples have to make their relationship public with any kind of public displays of affection. Not everyone wants to see that. I don’t like either how the couples somehow set themselves as better than the single ones. They aren’t. It’s like they don’t know how to react in public. Also, I think a lot of couples act like they think they are already married. It’s embarrassing when things don’t work out.
16. Are you willing to let God write your love life’s script? What does that mean to you?
Yes, I am willing to let God take control. I am very willing. I give it up fully to him. I’ve tried before doing it on my own and have failed miserably. The emotions are a roller coaster. I don’t like it and don’t want it. If the Lord wants me to be single, then I will accept it. If God wants me to find a wife, then He will send her to me. Either way, I will devote everything to the Lord. He loves me with all He has, and I deserve to give Him back all my love, single, dating or married. Jehovah’s love is sufficient for me.
1. Do you want to get married? Why do you want to get married?
I am a follower of God. As being a follower of God, I believe that growing to be more like Him means also making my will be the same as His. I want to do what God wants me to do. So if getting married is in God’s plan for me, God will give me my wife and I will marry her. If God does not plan for me to be married, I will live out my life being single. If it was completely up to me, I think I would like to get married. I think it would be trivial to date girls or even like girls if there was no end result of marriage. I would really like that special love and companionship only a spouse could give me. Once again, as I stated above, my life’s place is surrendered to the Lord, it is completely up to Him. If He calls me to be single, so be it. The Lord God’s unconditional love is enough for me.
2. Why would someone want to marry you?
This is a question that took a lot of thought. It got me stumped a couple of times. After thinking it through with some consultation, I’ve think I’ve formulated an answer. I got hung up on this question because when thinking about it, I was only looking at worldly attributes. I will outwardly tell you, I am not attractive to the eyes, not athletic or fit, not musical in any sense, nor artistic in any sense. My sense of humor is dry slap-stick (I like Monty Python. Enough said.) With exception to a few topics, I’m not really a genius. I’m not too rich either. What would a girl find in me? This worldly view can be depressing because it looks like no woman would ever find something in me. But when I leave this worldly view, I realized how special God has made me, and if God made me to have a wife, He gave me something that would catch her attention.
I am Christian, blessed by the Father, saved by the Son, full of the Holy Spirit. If any girl is a good Christian girl who believes the same as I do, she would agree with me when I say it is right for Christians to marry other Christians. She can know I am Christian who will help her grow in her relationship with Christ. But that does seem to me something every Christian should want in a man, and even the phrase “Christian man” is broad. It could cover a whole range of men. I am deeply into the Scriptures. My heart’s desire is to get to know The Lord better by knowing The Word better. I accept The Word as God-breathed, inerrant truth, and I am sound in my Biblical beliefs, never doubting anything. I comprehend what the Bible is telling me and I apply it to my life the best I can. I enjoy sharing my knowledge to anyone who asks and also enjoy discussions and debates on Biblical interpretation. One of the ways I use my spiritual gift of knowledge is by participating in Bible Quizzing, which I am highly ranked in and very passionate about. I also use for teaching Bible lessons and Bible studies. This is who I am. I’m not sure if this is anything that would make a girl love a guy, but hey, anything is possible with God. Girls can either take it or leave it.
I can’t tell you this as fact because it has never happened, but I think girls may want to marry me based on that I feel like I would be a good husband. I could supply for my wife in so many ways. First and foremost, I would give her so much love. I would show her in many ways many times over how much I love her. Second, I would be a provider for her, in both material things and non-materialistic things, I will give her what she needs. I would also always be there with her. I am a good listener and would always listen to her, whether it is good news or bad news, fact or opinion, intellectual or emotional. Being there for her is important. I will rejoice with her when she is happy, and be in pain with her when she is sad. Whatever problems she encounters, I will help her through all longsuffering. Finally, I am a very understand guy. I may not always agree with what my wife thinks or believes, but I will listen with an open mind and understand where she is coming from, and not let a disagreement separate us.
3. What is it that you are looking for in a spouse?
When choosing a girl to my girlfriend and future spouse, it pretty much comes down to two points. First, she needs to be Christian, which needs to be evenly yoked. I understand “evenly yoked” beyond both being believers. We have to be evenly yoked in the sense both of us are Christian. We have to be evenly yoked in spiritual maturity as well. If a newborn Christian marries someone who has been Christian for most of his life, it is one-sided. It would be great for the newborn Christian because he or she would grow tremendously from the spouse, but the spouse would get nowhere. It would not be a good idea for me to marry a newborn Christian. I would need someone on my level, a girl who I can discuss theology and doctrine with, a girl who will understand the big Biblical words I use in my speech. Uneven yoking can also happen when there is a different calling. If the guy is called to do urban ministry in the local city and the girl has been called to work in a third world country, it will not work out. Right now, this is not a problem for me since I do not know my full calling after college yet, so I’m somewhat flexible, which might be perfect for a woman who knows what she is going to do. Lastly, uneven yoking can happen with denomination and worship styles. Neither of those are really a problem for me. I am Mennonite, but I found out I can be Mennonite in any church, whether it be Baptist, Lutheran, U.C.C., Presbyterian, or non-denominational. Now in extreme cases, like difference views of salvation, might arise a problem of uneven yoking. Thinking in future tenses, it would be hard raising children where dad believes he saved by grace, and mom believes she is saved by her good deeds. That would cause problems, but minor things, like translation of the Bible, gender pronouns in the Bible or validity of spiritual gifts, it’s not going to be a problem.
The second thing I would look for in a girl to be the future Mrs. Holcomb is something I find simple and obvious. The woman needs to love me for who I am. I want a lady who can seriously and sincerely tell me, “Don’t change” because they like me for who I am. It doesn’t matter if they love me for who I am because we are similar or because we are different and she likes the differences she doesn’t have; I am fine with either. Pretty much, it comes down to finding someone who is ecstatic to be around me because I am Graham Holcomb. I think that is good for any kind of relationship. A relationship should be two people who like the other one for who they are. They should be no change in any person just for someone of the opposite sex. If there is change, it should be minimal, and still preserve the personality and the character of both people. If not, the relationship is not real, it is just a dream of what we’d like the person to be like, and most likely, the person who had to radically change is not happy. Besides these two points, I am very lenient.
4. What is the difference between a friendship and a committed serious relationship? How will you know the difference?
A committed relationship is considered serious when the relationship becomes more exclusive. In a friendship, the two are still available, while in the dating relationship, both people are considered taken. It is not right for the guy or girl to be flirting with the opposite gender anymore. In a serious committed relationship, dates are now solo instead of in groups. The boy and girl spend more time with each other than with normal friends of the opposite gender. I believe the start of this begins with either a date or a discussion agreeing to enter a deeper relationship. The relationship becomes serious and committed with maturity
5. Are you presently single? Why?
Yes, I am single. It has nothing to do with personal preferences. I feel like I have grown enough to be in a mature relationship. The reason I am single is because six girls I have asked out have all declined. The seventh girl did say yes, but a month later she ended the relationship, due to confusing reasons. That was over a year ago. I haven’t tried again since then because it is not a top priority in my life to have a girlfriend. My top priority is centering around God and His will for my life. Part of that is being encompassed by God’s love, and that unconditional love is sufficient for me. All other love is extra (but hey, who doesn’t want extra?). When being in a relationship is part of God’s plan for my life, if that is ever, then I will no longer be single.
6. Are you dating? Why?
No. Because I am single. Once again, as I stated above, I do feel like I am ready to date. It’s just not in God’s plan for my life right now, and it’s possibly because God has not revealed to me who this special lady is.
7. When is a good time to get married?
I am not sure if everyone believes the same that I do when it comes to a right time in being married, but this is how I feel. I have some personal convictions. I don’t think when to get married is a question of age, but of maturity. Both the man and the woman in the relationship need to be grown up and mature. Not only do the people in the relationship need to be mature, but the relationship itself needs to be mature. If I had to say time wise, I think a dating relationship should be between 1 ½ to 2 years long.
The couple also needs to be ready in other ways, as in living arrangements and finances. As for me personally, I want to know I can support my family to the fullest. If I am going to get married, I am going to want to have support two people. So I want to finish my education (which I plan to get a Ph. D) first, get a sound job, have some place to live in that my wife could live in as well (parents’ house does not count), have a car for transportation, have a church, and most importantly, have an income that can pay for the lives of two people. By doing this, I am not giving permission for my wife to be lazy but rather giving her more options to do with her life so that she is not constrained by income. She can do whatever job she wants to do and not have to decide on it based on the money she would be making. She could even work for the church, missions, or any kind of voluntary, non-profit organization and that would be fine because I could afford to do that with my paycheck. If we were to have kids, my wife might want to be a stay at home mother for the early years, and once the kids became old enough, she might want to homeschool them. That would be okay, too, because I would know I could afford that. The reason is that in the second half of my life, I grew up with my mom thinking she had to have a job because dad working wasn’t enough. I don’t want my wife to think that.
8. What turns you off in a person of the opposite sex?
I believe in Ecclesiastes 3 strongly. There is a time and place for everything. One of my biggest pet peeves would have to be when someone does not know when is the right place and time. I would not want a girl who couldn’t distinguish the right time in place. The biggest place I notice this is when to be serious or not. I would not like a girl who is serious when everyone else is laughing and having a fun time, but at the same time I can’t stand it when during a serious time a girl would not be serious. I wouldn’t like a girl who’s obsessed with her cell phone. There’s a time to turn it off and talk to the people around you. I’m not too picky with looks, and so I would be turned off by a girl who is, whether it be how her body looks or how her clothes look on her. A little of this is okay, but obsessed with it is too far.
9. What turns you off in a person of the same sex?
The fact that a person is a guy is what turns me off. Since this is a dating survey, I’m going to assume this is a question about homosexuality. In 2004 movie Mean Girls, a quote comes out of homeschool religious boy’s mouth that says, “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.” This quote is obviously a joke to us true Christians, but God did establish heterosexuality as far back as creation. Genesis 2:18 states, “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” This is when God made woman. Notice how God, when noticing man was alone, did not make his helper another man. He made woman. In the beginning, God intended for marriage to be between a man and women. Even in our bodily design, it was God’s intent for us to be attractive the opposite sex, not the same one. Many other times does God remind His people that homosexuality is a thing of a sinful world. Such evidence can be found in Leviticus 18:22. Being a follower of Christ, I reject this sinful practice.
10. Describe the “ideal marriage.” When does a couple begin working towards it?
An ideal marriage to me is a marriage that is near perfect. Let’s face it, there’s no such thing as perfect in this sinful world, and that includes marriage. In an ideal marriage, love is always present, no matter what trials come. The love should also be near unconditional. Most likely it won’t be perfectly unconditional like God’s love, but the love should not stop due to slight turbulence in the relationship. When the trials do come, the couple should work together to stay strong. When conflict arises, the couple must work things out. In an ideal marriage, both are able to grow spiritually off each other. In an ideal marriage, communication is key. Both people must be fully open and not be keeping secrets on anything, especially how they feel.
The path towards ideal marriage beings with dating, as soon as the first date. I believe dating is trivial if there is no end goal, that goal being marriage. The whole dating process should be pointing towards marriage, to see if this special person is the right one to be your spouse for life. If things don’t work out, it means that this person was not the right one, but if the two have been dating for a long while and their relationship is growing and thriving, and a real strong bond is happening between the two, they are on the path for an ideal marriage and are ready to be married.
11. What pressure do you feel are on you to get into a relationship?
I do feel pressure to get into a relationship with a girl. Even from my family, both nuclear and extended this pressure can be strong. I saw this with my uncle. My uncle was single for a lot of his life, up to his mid forties. His mother and father, who are my grandmother and grandfather, did give him pressure to marry. I remember going to church with them, and when they were telling their friends that my uncle was getting married, they used phrases like “it’s about time” and “finally” and other such phrases. Now that he is married, I think their focus might go to the next eldest one who is single, which would be me. They already are starting to do this. I was going through my photo album with my grandma, and every time we came across a picture of me with a girl in it, whether the girl was in the foreground or background, she would say something like “She’s cute” or “She looks nice.” This can roughly translate into, “Go ask her out and get a girlfriend.” My mom won’t admit it, but she is turning into her mother in so many ways. This is one of the ways. I don’t know how many times she said this summer before I left for college, “By this time in my life, I was dating your father.” Once again, this could roughly translate into, “Get a girlfriend.” There is even a little bit of unspoken pressure from my younger sister. She is fifteen and a sophomore in high school. She is very social; she has friends that are both female and male. Some of her friends are dating, and she could be ready to date as well. I think it may feel awkward if my younger sister has a boyfriend before I have a girlfriend, not because of the difference in gender, but because the younger one is dating before the older one.
Of course, there is always peer pressure as well. Since everyone else is boyfriend and girlfriend, you too got to get on board with that. Your friends who are taken always want to try to get you together with a partner (sometimes I think this is because they miss trying to get someone themselves). Sometimes you even feel lower than them because you don’t have someone special. With my strong mind and will, I reject any kind of pressure, whether it is from peers, or from my family. The only I will listen to is the Heavenly Father, and He will tell me the right time because he planned out my life.
12. How many hours a week do you think about the opposite sex, marriage, etc.?
This a very interesting question. This question is so interesting, a survey and study was done to figure this answer out (probably conducting by a bunch of females). The study showed that men think about sex anywhere between every seven seconds to every thirty six seconds. That’s a lot of time to think about sex. So when it comes to men thinking about females, including a non-sexual way, it has to me more, probably about ever six seconds to every thirty three seconds. For me, that sounds too much, but by just a little. I think more about God and His Word, more about my favorite activities like Bible Quizzing, but thinking about girls does make the top three. Being single, my mind is not usually always constrained to one girl, unless I have a huge crush, so it takes up a good amount of my mind. So if I had to put this in terms of a statistic, I would say every forty seconds I think about guys. Hey, I’m a guy, just like other guys.
13. What needs could a mate meet?
A mate could provide companionship, a deep companionship. A mate would be someone special who you always have right by your side. Someone who you could share secrets and concerns with and know they are trusted. A mate would help you in times of trouble, and be there to rejoice with you when you are happy. A mate could be someone who helps you grow spiritually in the Spirit of the Lord as well.
14. In the past and possibly the present, how has and can your relationships have an effect on your future relationship?
I have been in one relationship before, but even more than that, I have been rejected by six girls for even one date. It does take a toll on your self-image and confidence. In my previous relationship, since there wasn’t only one date, the impact really is just a view on myself. I still feel like it was something I did myself, so once again, it comes back to the view of myself.
15. What are the things that you detest about the “dating scene”?
I detest a lot of things with the dating scene. I detest show-off couples. I hate it when boyfriends and girlfriends are used like a prize possession, just to be shown off, like a car or a cell phone. I don’t like when couples have to make their relationship public with any kind of public displays of affection. Not everyone wants to see that. I don’t like either how the couples somehow set themselves as better than the single ones. They aren’t. It’s like they don’t know how to react in public. Also, I think a lot of couples act like they think they are already married. It’s embarrassing when things don’t work out.
16. Are you willing to let God write your love life’s script? What does that mean to you?
Yes, I am willing to let God take control. I am very willing. I give it up fully to him. I’ve tried before doing it on my own and have failed miserably. The emotions are a roller coaster. I don’t like it and don’t want it. If the Lord wants me to be single, then I will accept it. If God wants me to find a wife, then He will send her to me. Either way, I will devote everything to the Lord. He loves me with all He has, and I deserve to give Him back all my love, single, dating or married. Jehovah’s love is sufficient for me.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Screw Dock for screwing me!
I HATE DOCK!!!! I'm not asking for much. Just a little acknowledgement, appreciation and respect from Christopher Dock for what I do. But I don't get it. I am sooo pissed at Dock! Last week was the awards ceremony. I was not given the Bible Award. I am usually a humble person, but let me step out of my humility and demonstrate why I deserve this award.
In all 4 years of Christopher Dock, I have gotten all A's in all the Bible classes, including the elective Faith Walk class. Each A was only one or percents away from being an 100% A+. The worse I ever did was in sophomore Bible when I started out with a B, but worked extra hard, even doing many extra credit things to get it back up to that high A. I have thrived at every thing I have done in these Bible classes. I wrote lengthy papers about my faith. I researched deep any research projects. I recited all the Old Testament books within two weeks of Freshman Bible. Heck, I pretty much taught the chapter on Exodus! Not only have I done well in my Bible classes, but I enjoy them! Every year Bible has been my favorite class to go. I love hearing what the yeachers I have to say. I yearn to learn what God has in store in His Word. A lot of students at Dock dislike the class and only take it because it is required. I embrace it. I actually wish there was more Bible classes at Dock, and I would take them all.
I am a Bible Quizzer! How many quizzers does Dock have? Only me! That's because I'm the furthest east quizzer in the ACC. There are no quizzers in the Lansdale area (unless they are Nazarene quizzers or WBQA). All of them are in Lancaster and the surrounding area. But when you go there, you'll find about 300 to 400 of them! I have been in Bible Quizzing for 6 years, but since this is about high school, let's just focus in the four years that I was in high school. In the last 4 years, I scored (in sequential order of year, starting with 9th grade) 370, 510, 585 and 530 points. I have placed (in same order) 78th, 34th, 12th, and 16th. In the past four years I was one of the top 100 quizzers, in the past three years one of the top 50 quizzers, and in the past two years one of the top 20 quizzers. Remember this is out of 300 to 400 quizzers, and quite a few are of like and greater strength than I am. But let's not just talk about me, let's talk about my team. In 2005, my quiz team won the ACC Tournament championship. The team didn't win any awards this year, but we we were in first place in our league for 2 weeks, the first place team of all ACC teams in the 2nd week, and fiinished about 5th or 6th, a high placing out of 3o teams. Our average reached as high 145 points/match, and was in the triple digits for six weeks. We were the top team in our group for the ACC Tournament, and tied four teams for 9th place in the Invitational, the highest Spring City has gotten in the Invitational since this tournament method has begun four years ago. You cannot deny the accomplishment there. Quizzing is not as easy as it sounds. You can not just pick up a Bible and answer questions. These questions are not easy. They are extremely detailed, and demand detailed answers. It takes lots and lots of studying. Sacrifice is required to make time for the studying, from sacrificing school activities to study time for academics to other hobbies. I have left a lot of things for quizzing. All I wanted was a little recognition from the school.
For the past two summers, I have been a summer missionary for Child Evangelism Fellowship. I have gone all over Montgomer County teaching children at 5-Day Clubs, mini VBS at people's homes. I teach them bible memory verses, songs, bible stories and missionary stories. Most importantly, I teach them the gospel. Don't get me wrong, Jesus did tell us to help the poor and the "least of these" as stated in Matthew 25, but I feel more fufilling in teach the gospel than other missions. One example is that many youth groups are going down to the area hit by Hurricane Katrina and rebuilding houses. It's good that they are concerned where the newly homeless are going to live, but the area is a target for hurricanes. There's no guantee that house the youth group built will still be in two years. When I share the gospel, they are getting something no hurricane, no natural disaster, or anything else can take away. When people ask me what kind of missions I'm doing, their last guess is evangelism. It's almost like evangelism is forgotten in missions. It's no good to help the body, but not the soul. This earth is only for a while, but the spirit will last forever, and so will the gospel. Once again, I want to tell you that teaching 5-Day clubs for CEF is not something any person can do. I have to take a 2-week training course every year. For these 2 weeks, I am taught how to teach children, share the gospel, and tell a good story. For each bible story and missionary story, as well as one bible memory verse and song, I am evaulted on in practicums, which I need to pass. After doing all 12 practicums, I get a diploma for completion. Child Evangelism Fellowship acknowledged that I know the Bible story well enough to teach the children, and give me their blessing to do so. I have passed two years, and I am about do this again for a third year.
I am active in Frederick Mennonite Church's Youth Group. I have gone on retreats with them. I, along with my sister and her children, are probably the most dedicated to the youth group. I lead a Bible Study on Thursdays. My youth leader considers me as a part of leadership for the youth group. She fills me in on what she is planning to do. This summer, I am going to co-teach with her for the VBS for youth. Expanding to the whole church, they respect my opinions and what I do. I always get their blessing for bible quizzing, CEF missions, and anything I do for the church and youth group.
Finally, let's look at my future. I am going to Lancaster Bible college, a BIBLE college. I am going to major in BIBLE through the BIBLE ministry program. I am going to get my bachelors degree in Bible, my masters degree in Bible, and finally my Ph.D on Bible. I am going to go to Jerusalem on my junior year in college to further my studies. I will most likely go into teaching Bible. I want to write a book that will end up in the 200s in the Dewey Decimal System, with the rest of the religious books. C.D. well knew about this. Isn't it embarrasing that Christopher Dock couldn't recognize it?
You can't just simply ignore these five things, and you can't just dismiss them as nothing. Seriously, what more do I have to do? Join a convent with a bunch of monks vowing silence? I have done so much in Bible. What do you want from me? I have a few theories on why I didn't win and those who did were the winners.
Maybe if I change my last name. What should I change my last name to be so Dock would like it? Landis? Bergey? Derstine? Detweiler? Moyer? Godshall? Hunsberger? Weaver? Ruth?Maybe I should just be Graham Landis-Bergey-Derstine-Detweiler-Moyer-Ruth-Hunsberger-Weaver-Godshall? Can't go wrong there! I'm sick of being set back because I don't have the "right" last name!
Maybe I should change church. If I stop going to the small Mennonite church and go to a big mainstream Mennonite church, I can get noticed. Which one should I go to to make Dock happy? Franconia? Souderton? Blooming Glen? Salford? Indian Valley? It's almost like Dock forgot that Frederick is part of the Franconia Conference. I am a youth in the Franconia Confrence just as much as any other Mennonite at Dock!
Maybe I should get adapted by PA Dutch Mennonite parents. Maybe I need to be in what my pastor calls a "shoofly Mennonite," someone who is Mennonite because their parents were Mennonite, their grandparents were Mennonite, and their great grandparents were Mennonite, and so on until we've gone so far back playing the Mennonite game that you found you're somehow related to Menno himself! Well, excuse me that both my grandparents are both catholic. It's not like I got to choose who my parents and grandparents are. I actually think it means more for my family to be Mennonite than theirs. I get crap from my one grandfather (the Korean veteran) because I am Mennonite and refuse to fight in any war. They decide to be Mennonite, and they get a nice pat on the head and a thumbs up from their grandparents.. My grandfather won't support me for being Mennonite, can't my high school do that for me?
Maybe I should give loads of money to Christopher Dock. I could pretty much pay off for the award. Well, I'm not that rich. So I'll have to sell a lot of my stuff. Yeah, that's in the Bible. And Jesus said, "Sell everything you have and give to Christopher Dock. Then you will have true riches in heaven, and on Dock campus have a building named after you." Take note of that C.D. underclassmen, every time Christopher Dock says "big supporter" they mean "gives lots of money." A good song to describe C.D. would Kayne West's "Gold Digger" beacuse Christopher Dock "ain't messin' with no broke-y broke." ("They take my money...when I'm in need....") I'm sorry that I need my church's help through the Brotherhood/Mennonite education plan (which our church is no longer on). But it shouldn't be so that those who don't get advantages or get excused from misbehavior.
Maybe I'm being refused this award because I am not going to a Mennonite college or going into Mennonite missions. I chose Lancaster Bible College because none of the Mennonite colleges had the programs I wanted for Bible, and there wasn't a lot of students in the Bible department. The 5 big Mennonite colleges were just Christian liberal arts colleges, not Bible colleges like I needed. Here, I will be fully prepared in the Bible, but still be able to keep ahold of my Mennonite beliefs. The Mennonite missions are great, but I don't think missions should be graded by what denomination they come from.
Is it because I won't sing Dock's praises about its community? Is it because I discovered Dock's dirty laundry, or that I discovered Dock sweeps the dirt under the carpet. Sometimes I see C.D. like the Sanhedrin in Acts 7. When they hear a problem, they close their eyes, cover their ears and go "LA LA LA! We can't hear you!" So I discovered Christopher Dock isn't heaven on earth like they want to believe. I see they have holes in their community. It isn't a perfect community like they want, but is a victim of a clique system, like other high schools. I pointed out Dock's Jr./Sr. Banquet is hypocritical because it goes against their teachings and covenant statement. I am aware of some kids use drugs, some who curse and use the Lord's name in vain and some who watch pornography. Hey, as long as its not on Dock's campus. I see problems and, unlike Dock, I'm not going to hide the fact that I know of them. So raising me up would be admitting their problems, which they're not going to do. Besides, I don't know why they are so worried about my theology and what I am preaching. If I can be told by my Bible teachers at Dock that the first 11 chapters of Genesis are historically noncredable, that is not right to look at the Bible as totally God's Word guided by the Holy Spirit or that another teacher can preach day-age theory as a truth (I just heard about this second hand from a student), my theology is the least of their worries. Otherwords, I'd be in line with them.
So that's why I think Christopher Dock did not award me the Bible award. I didn't have the last name, wasn't born into the right family, didn't go to the right church, don't have enough money, and won't sing praise Dock endlessly. Because I don't have any of those, my record of Biblical accomplishments was ignored. The ones that did win the award did have the right last name, were part of the right family, the right church, and the right income, able to give to Dock as much as wanted. On top of that, they think highly of Christopher Dock. It doesn't help that both are class officers. I don't have respect for them after what they did. They cheated on the Arts Day class project. They were fully aware I was not going to Arts Day and that I didn't want to be part of it, even in the class project. But they didn't respect me or my decision. Instead, they forged my picture, getting a picture of me that I am totally unaware of. All so they could have a perfect attendance. The ironic part was that it wasn't needed, the seniors won by 4 points. By not having me, they would only lost a tenth of a point, meaning they would have by 3.9 points. But nope, the senior class wanted the illusion they were united, so they had all pictures up, even the forged one. That really makes me sick.
I have other problem on why they got the award and I didn't. Both of them have been recognized and awarded with many other things at Christopher Dock. All I wanted is this one award, but no, they had to be given another award, added on to their many. I could go on and on, but I'm not. They could point out flaws for me, and I can just as well point out some good things on top of that. It's just that at this point these two were put at the advantage and I was put at a disadvantage by things I couldn't control.
But I want to point out that this isn't just about one award. The Bible award is just the tip of the icebeg, or rather the spark to gunpowder keg. In the lifetime span of my high school career, of all the above things, I never ever got any recognition, or any sort of acknowledgement, or any kind of respect for doing these things. It's like they told me I am not Biblical or spiritual enough for them. Occasionally, some teachers (not a lot) will ask how quizzing is going, but it always seems to be when I'm not quizzing, so there is not much to say. I almost got the chance to talk in chapel about CEF in chapel, but it kept getting cancelled. When I spoke at the last "worship night" during the GS2012, I got thanks from some teachers, but it now feels all empty if they heard what they called great, but then wouldn't award me this award. I was hoping this award would be the award to finally recognize my talents, but it wasn't. So as of now, the only time I have been awarded anything by Dock is my freshman year at the All-Hackman awards, which was really made up by a fill-in teacher and I'm not sure C.D. really was fully behind it. But thank you, Mr. Hackman, for appreciating me.
So yes, I am still mad beyond belief. I want to rage my anger outloud to every teacher and every student. When I heard them announce the name, and I wasn't one of them, I was really pissed off, but at the same time I was thinking in the back in my mind, "[sarcastically] We didn't see this coming. [end sarcasm] Go figure." To some level, it was predictable. But instead I had some hope. That was my mistake. I gave Christopher Dock the benefit of the doubt. They didn't deserve it.
And yes, I know that a few years from now that no one will really remember who won the award. But I can one person who will - the recepient for the award. I wouldn't care about what the audience in the chapel thought, I would be happy because I won the award, and was finally recognized by Dock for what I have done. And I would remember that forever, just like the Hackman award in my freshman year or the computer award in middle school graduation. Ah yes, the computer award. I was so proud I won that award because I thought from 7th grade to 9th grade my future college schooling and career would involve using computers. To me, Penn View had recognized what my future was going to be like. If only Christopher Dock would have done the same. We can actually relate this back to quizzing. I'm not sure how many quizzers would remember that my team won the ACC Tournament in 2005. But I was in it, so I remember it. Whenever I think of it, I treasure it in my heart. And you never know, someone might remember it. I can name every final season match from 2002, as well as the championship team from the Invitational. It would have been great to been able to do the same with Dock, but nope, not going to happen.
So what to do? Nothing really. I am passive-aggressive. So this is what I will do. I'll just pursue my dreams in Bible. I will get my Ph.D in Bible, become a professor of Bible, write books, and spend Sabbaticals working in Israel. This might make me well known. I'll be asked to speak at seminars and confrences. Soon Christopher Dock will hear of me again, and go "Hey! A graduate from here. Will you come and speak?" And I'll say, "Nope. According to you, I'm not Biblical or Spiritual enough." That, or Christopher Dock Mennonites will treat me like THP, who were also unliked Dock grads, and again dismiss me as a crazy preacher. But I don't want to help Christopher Dock in any way. If Christopher Dock refusese to acknowlege me in any of my accomplishments, I refuse to recognize Dock for my accomplishments. They will never get me back on their campus, and never get me to donate for their cause.
Jesus said to them, "Surely you will quote this proverb to me: 'Physician, heal yourself! Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.' "I tell you the truth," he continued, "no prophet is accepted in his hometown."
In all 4 years of Christopher Dock, I have gotten all A's in all the Bible classes, including the elective Faith Walk class. Each A was only one or percents away from being an 100% A+. The worse I ever did was in sophomore Bible when I started out with a B, but worked extra hard, even doing many extra credit things to get it back up to that high A. I have thrived at every thing I have done in these Bible classes. I wrote lengthy papers about my faith. I researched deep any research projects. I recited all the Old Testament books within two weeks of Freshman Bible. Heck, I pretty much taught the chapter on Exodus! Not only have I done well in my Bible classes, but I enjoy them! Every year Bible has been my favorite class to go. I love hearing what the yeachers I have to say. I yearn to learn what God has in store in His Word. A lot of students at Dock dislike the class and only take it because it is required. I embrace it. I actually wish there was more Bible classes at Dock, and I would take them all.
I am a Bible Quizzer! How many quizzers does Dock have? Only me! That's because I'm the furthest east quizzer in the ACC. There are no quizzers in the Lansdale area (unless they are Nazarene quizzers or WBQA). All of them are in Lancaster and the surrounding area. But when you go there, you'll find about 300 to 400 of them! I have been in Bible Quizzing for 6 years, but since this is about high school, let's just focus in the four years that I was in high school. In the last 4 years, I scored (in sequential order of year, starting with 9th grade) 370, 510, 585 and 530 points. I have placed (in same order) 78th, 34th, 12th, and 16th. In the past four years I was one of the top 100 quizzers, in the past three years one of the top 50 quizzers, and in the past two years one of the top 20 quizzers. Remember this is out of 300 to 400 quizzers, and quite a few are of like and greater strength than I am. But let's not just talk about me, let's talk about my team. In 2005, my quiz team won the ACC Tournament championship. The team didn't win any awards this year, but we we were in first place in our league for 2 weeks, the first place team of all ACC teams in the 2nd week, and fiinished about 5th or 6th, a high placing out of 3o teams. Our average reached as high 145 points/match, and was in the triple digits for six weeks. We were the top team in our group for the ACC Tournament, and tied four teams for 9th place in the Invitational, the highest Spring City has gotten in the Invitational since this tournament method has begun four years ago. You cannot deny the accomplishment there. Quizzing is not as easy as it sounds. You can not just pick up a Bible and answer questions. These questions are not easy. They are extremely detailed, and demand detailed answers. It takes lots and lots of studying. Sacrifice is required to make time for the studying, from sacrificing school activities to study time for academics to other hobbies. I have left a lot of things for quizzing. All I wanted was a little recognition from the school.
For the past two summers, I have been a summer missionary for Child Evangelism Fellowship. I have gone all over Montgomer County teaching children at 5-Day Clubs, mini VBS at people's homes. I teach them bible memory verses, songs, bible stories and missionary stories. Most importantly, I teach them the gospel. Don't get me wrong, Jesus did tell us to help the poor and the "least of these" as stated in Matthew 25, but I feel more fufilling in teach the gospel than other missions. One example is that many youth groups are going down to the area hit by Hurricane Katrina and rebuilding houses. It's good that they are concerned where the newly homeless are going to live, but the area is a target for hurricanes. There's no guantee that house the youth group built will still be in two years. When I share the gospel, they are getting something no hurricane, no natural disaster, or anything else can take away. When people ask me what kind of missions I'm doing, their last guess is evangelism. It's almost like evangelism is forgotten in missions. It's no good to help the body, but not the soul. This earth is only for a while, but the spirit will last forever, and so will the gospel. Once again, I want to tell you that teaching 5-Day clubs for CEF is not something any person can do. I have to take a 2-week training course every year. For these 2 weeks, I am taught how to teach children, share the gospel, and tell a good story. For each bible story and missionary story, as well as one bible memory verse and song, I am evaulted on in practicums, which I need to pass. After doing all 12 practicums, I get a diploma for completion. Child Evangelism Fellowship acknowledged that I know the Bible story well enough to teach the children, and give me their blessing to do so. I have passed two years, and I am about do this again for a third year.
I am active in Frederick Mennonite Church's Youth Group. I have gone on retreats with them. I, along with my sister and her children, are probably the most dedicated to the youth group. I lead a Bible Study on Thursdays. My youth leader considers me as a part of leadership for the youth group. She fills me in on what she is planning to do. This summer, I am going to co-teach with her for the VBS for youth. Expanding to the whole church, they respect my opinions and what I do. I always get their blessing for bible quizzing, CEF missions, and anything I do for the church and youth group.
Finally, let's look at my future. I am going to Lancaster Bible college, a BIBLE college. I am going to major in BIBLE through the BIBLE ministry program. I am going to get my bachelors degree in Bible, my masters degree in Bible, and finally my Ph.D on Bible. I am going to go to Jerusalem on my junior year in college to further my studies. I will most likely go into teaching Bible. I want to write a book that will end up in the 200s in the Dewey Decimal System, with the rest of the religious books. C.D. well knew about this. Isn't it embarrasing that Christopher Dock couldn't recognize it?
You can't just simply ignore these five things, and you can't just dismiss them as nothing. Seriously, what more do I have to do? Join a convent with a bunch of monks vowing silence? I have done so much in Bible. What do you want from me? I have a few theories on why I didn't win and those who did were the winners.
Maybe if I change my last name. What should I change my last name to be so Dock would like it? Landis? Bergey? Derstine? Detweiler? Moyer? Godshall? Hunsberger? Weaver? Ruth?Maybe I should just be Graham Landis-Bergey-Derstine-Detweiler-Moyer-Ruth-Hunsberger-Weaver-Godshall? Can't go wrong there! I'm sick of being set back because I don't have the "right" last name!
Maybe I should change church. If I stop going to the small Mennonite church and go to a big mainstream Mennonite church, I can get noticed. Which one should I go to to make Dock happy? Franconia? Souderton? Blooming Glen? Salford? Indian Valley? It's almost like Dock forgot that Frederick is part of the Franconia Conference. I am a youth in the Franconia Confrence just as much as any other Mennonite at Dock!
Maybe I should get adapted by PA Dutch Mennonite parents. Maybe I need to be in what my pastor calls a "shoofly Mennonite," someone who is Mennonite because their parents were Mennonite, their grandparents were Mennonite, and their great grandparents were Mennonite, and so on until we've gone so far back playing the Mennonite game that you found you're somehow related to Menno himself! Well, excuse me that both my grandparents are both catholic. It's not like I got to choose who my parents and grandparents are. I actually think it means more for my family to be Mennonite than theirs. I get crap from my one grandfather (the Korean veteran) because I am Mennonite and refuse to fight in any war. They decide to be Mennonite, and they get a nice pat on the head and a thumbs up from their grandparents.. My grandfather won't support me for being Mennonite, can't my high school do that for me?
Maybe I should give loads of money to Christopher Dock. I could pretty much pay off for the award. Well, I'm not that rich. So I'll have to sell a lot of my stuff. Yeah, that's in the Bible. And Jesus said, "Sell everything you have and give to Christopher Dock. Then you will have true riches in heaven, and on Dock campus have a building named after you." Take note of that C.D. underclassmen, every time Christopher Dock says "big supporter" they mean "gives lots of money." A good song to describe C.D. would Kayne West's "Gold Digger" beacuse Christopher Dock "ain't messin' with no broke-y broke." ("They take my money...when I'm in need....") I'm sorry that I need my church's help through the Brotherhood/Mennonite education plan (which our church is no longer on). But it shouldn't be so that those who don't get advantages or get excused from misbehavior.
Maybe I'm being refused this award because I am not going to a Mennonite college or going into Mennonite missions. I chose Lancaster Bible College because none of the Mennonite colleges had the programs I wanted for Bible, and there wasn't a lot of students in the Bible department. The 5 big Mennonite colleges were just Christian liberal arts colleges, not Bible colleges like I needed. Here, I will be fully prepared in the Bible, but still be able to keep ahold of my Mennonite beliefs. The Mennonite missions are great, but I don't think missions should be graded by what denomination they come from.
Is it because I won't sing Dock's praises about its community? Is it because I discovered Dock's dirty laundry, or that I discovered Dock sweeps the dirt under the carpet. Sometimes I see C.D. like the Sanhedrin in Acts 7. When they hear a problem, they close their eyes, cover their ears and go "LA LA LA! We can't hear you!" So I discovered Christopher Dock isn't heaven on earth like they want to believe. I see they have holes in their community. It isn't a perfect community like they want, but is a victim of a clique system, like other high schools. I pointed out Dock's Jr./Sr. Banquet is hypocritical because it goes against their teachings and covenant statement. I am aware of some kids use drugs, some who curse and use the Lord's name in vain and some who watch pornography. Hey, as long as its not on Dock's campus. I see problems and, unlike Dock, I'm not going to hide the fact that I know of them. So raising me up would be admitting their problems, which they're not going to do. Besides, I don't know why they are so worried about my theology and what I am preaching. If I can be told by my Bible teachers at Dock that the first 11 chapters of Genesis are historically noncredable, that is not right to look at the Bible as totally God's Word guided by the Holy Spirit or that another teacher can preach day-age theory as a truth (I just heard about this second hand from a student), my theology is the least of their worries. Otherwords, I'd be in line with them.
So that's why I think Christopher Dock did not award me the Bible award. I didn't have the last name, wasn't born into the right family, didn't go to the right church, don't have enough money, and won't sing praise Dock endlessly. Because I don't have any of those, my record of Biblical accomplishments was ignored. The ones that did win the award did have the right last name, were part of the right family, the right church, and the right income, able to give to Dock as much as wanted. On top of that, they think highly of Christopher Dock. It doesn't help that both are class officers. I don't have respect for them after what they did. They cheated on the Arts Day class project. They were fully aware I was not going to Arts Day and that I didn't want to be part of it, even in the class project. But they didn't respect me or my decision. Instead, they forged my picture, getting a picture of me that I am totally unaware of. All so they could have a perfect attendance. The ironic part was that it wasn't needed, the seniors won by 4 points. By not having me, they would only lost a tenth of a point, meaning they would have by 3.9 points. But nope, the senior class wanted the illusion they were united, so they had all pictures up, even the forged one. That really makes me sick.
I have other problem on why they got the award and I didn't. Both of them have been recognized and awarded with many other things at Christopher Dock. All I wanted is this one award, but no, they had to be given another award, added on to their many. I could go on and on, but I'm not. They could point out flaws for me, and I can just as well point out some good things on top of that. It's just that at this point these two were put at the advantage and I was put at a disadvantage by things I couldn't control.
But I want to point out that this isn't just about one award. The Bible award is just the tip of the icebeg, or rather the spark to gunpowder keg. In the lifetime span of my high school career, of all the above things, I never ever got any recognition, or any sort of acknowledgement, or any kind of respect for doing these things. It's like they told me I am not Biblical or spiritual enough for them. Occasionally, some teachers (not a lot) will ask how quizzing is going, but it always seems to be when I'm not quizzing, so there is not much to say. I almost got the chance to talk in chapel about CEF in chapel, but it kept getting cancelled. When I spoke at the last "worship night" during the GS2012, I got thanks from some teachers, but it now feels all empty if they heard what they called great, but then wouldn't award me this award. I was hoping this award would be the award to finally recognize my talents, but it wasn't. So as of now, the only time I have been awarded anything by Dock is my freshman year at the All-Hackman awards, which was really made up by a fill-in teacher and I'm not sure C.D. really was fully behind it. But thank you, Mr. Hackman, for appreciating me.
So yes, I am still mad beyond belief. I want to rage my anger outloud to every teacher and every student. When I heard them announce the name, and I wasn't one of them, I was really pissed off, but at the same time I was thinking in the back in my mind, "[sarcastically] We didn't see this coming. [end sarcasm] Go figure." To some level, it was predictable. But instead I had some hope. That was my mistake. I gave Christopher Dock the benefit of the doubt. They didn't deserve it.
And yes, I know that a few years from now that no one will really remember who won the award. But I can one person who will - the recepient for the award. I wouldn't care about what the audience in the chapel thought, I would be happy because I won the award, and was finally recognized by Dock for what I have done. And I would remember that forever, just like the Hackman award in my freshman year or the computer award in middle school graduation. Ah yes, the computer award. I was so proud I won that award because I thought from 7th grade to 9th grade my future college schooling and career would involve using computers. To me, Penn View had recognized what my future was going to be like. If only Christopher Dock would have done the same. We can actually relate this back to quizzing. I'm not sure how many quizzers would remember that my team won the ACC Tournament in 2005. But I was in it, so I remember it. Whenever I think of it, I treasure it in my heart. And you never know, someone might remember it. I can name every final season match from 2002, as well as the championship team from the Invitational. It would have been great to been able to do the same with Dock, but nope, not going to happen.
So what to do? Nothing really. I am passive-aggressive. So this is what I will do. I'll just pursue my dreams in Bible. I will get my Ph.D in Bible, become a professor of Bible, write books, and spend Sabbaticals working in Israel. This might make me well known. I'll be asked to speak at seminars and confrences. Soon Christopher Dock will hear of me again, and go "Hey! A graduate from here. Will you come and speak?" And I'll say, "Nope. According to you, I'm not Biblical or Spiritual enough." That, or Christopher Dock Mennonites will treat me like THP, who were also unliked Dock grads, and again dismiss me as a crazy preacher. But I don't want to help Christopher Dock in any way. If Christopher Dock refusese to acknowlege me in any of my accomplishments, I refuse to recognize Dock for my accomplishments. They will never get me back on their campus, and never get me to donate for their cause.
Jesus said to them, "Surely you will quote this proverb to me: 'Physician, heal yourself! Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.' "I tell you the truth," he continued, "no prophet is accepted in his hometown."
-Luke 4:23,24
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Flashback: 2007 Invitational in West Liberty, Ohio
I'm not completely out of the clear yet, but the only homework I have right now is long term, with due dates in the future. Now, I can tell everyone about the wonderous adventures I had in Ohio roughly a month ago!
~~~~~***FLASHBACK***~~~~~
Thursday Night:
I arrived at the Deitricks Thursday for our usual practice. Since this was the beginning of the Ohio trip, we were also having dinner and staying overnight. I had to bring everything over that night. I had my suitcase and my carry-on bag. I had to make sure I had everything for the bus rides. My laptop for homework my teacher assigned (he actually wanted me to e-mail to him during the trip!), quizzing stuff to practice, puzzle book and novel for solo time, hackey sack and playing cards for fun bus games with friends, the mp3 player for music and spoken text, and the medication for my cough I was still getting over from the last week. In making sure I had everything on my carry-on, I forgot a sleeping bag and pillow! So my mom brought it about 3 hours later. Hey, I wasn't the only one to forget something. Chelsea's mom had to bring Chelsea her money for meals on the bus ride.
After a dinner of chicken, we started quiz practice. We had our normal 4 matches. I believe I quizzed out 3, errored out 1. I enjoyed my last time with Black Thunder, my buzzer. Then, of course, Tim gave Bryan his keyword questions and began drilling him immeadiately. I went with Mr. Deitrick to go pick up the van at the church and bring it back to their home. I enjoyed the ride up with Mr. Deitrick. It's always a good experience talking with Dave. When I came back, I found Bryan now at the quizmaster seat, quizzing Chelsea and Tim on keyword questions. Of course, I had to get in on this. After a while, we decided to end the questions and pack up the buzzers for the year. We had snack. We also tried to come up with a game to play. It didn't help that Mike, Tim AND Bryan all had Risk, but none remembered to bring it. Chelsea got out Battle of the Sexes game. We had fun just asking the questions from the cards, without the board. Then we went into playing Scum. I started out President, but finished up Scum. We played until 1 AM, when we were told to go to bed by Mrs. Deitrick. I slept in the same room as Michael, which always does scare me. You never how much (or shall I say how little) he wears, what he'll talk about, or how many stray farts will be released. I listened to my text as I dozed into sleep.
Friday:
Four hours later, I was awaken by Mrs. Deitrick right at 5:00 AM. They wanted us up and ready to go. Some were tired, some were excited about the bus ride. We got everything loaded, and those who wanted breakfast ate breakfast. We left Pottstown at 5:30 AM. The drive only took 90 minutes. We reached Dutch Wonderland, where the busses were leaving, by 7 AM, a half hour before the busses even began loading. We were like the 2nd vehicle there. Some staff got there before us. So we sat in our van for a half hour and waited for the busses to open and begin loading. Once they did, we started right away and got first dibs on the seats. The Spring City quizzers sat in between the middle back. We were also on the same bus as 2 Zion teams, 2 Hopewell teams, and Rockville. Hopewell sat behind us, Zion sat in front of us, and Rockville intermingled with our team. I sat with Christine, the same for all 4 years I've gone to Ohio. Tim and Mike were directly behind us, Chelsea and Bryan across the aisle, and in front of us was Jule and Wendy from Rockville.
The busses departed from the parking lot a little after 8 AM. Tim, of course, wanted to start playing Mafia immeadiately. We convinced him to wait until we got on the highway. Then we started the mafia. We had quizzers from every team in the game. The number of players was around 12 to 14. We had some good games. I played a fair share in all roles. I didn't seem to do too well, especially that one round when my fellow Mafia killed me off when people were getting suspicious. And another round, I knew Tim was the mafia, but he convinced everyone else I was and killed me out early, so I couldn't beat him. Anywayz, we played 6 rounds of mafia before we got to our first stop. It was about 10:15 when we arrived at Somerset. Some restaurants were still doing breakfast, some lunch, others both. I literally saw McDonalds change the breakfast menu to lunch. In keeping with a custom I started my first year, I bought a Happy Meal with a toy inside so I could use the toy as a quizzing buddy. I got Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! As Mike would later point out, Mutant Ninja turtles have pretty awesome biceps, thighs, and calves. He was ripped. Christine and I then went to Starbucks to get some hot chocolate. Their hot cocoa is just as strong as their coffee.
When we got back on the busses and left during the hour of 11 AM, Tim wanted to get right back into Mafia. Everyone else was tired out from Mafia, so no one wanted to play again. So people went to do individual activities. People read books and magazines, listened to music, did puzzles, studied quizzing (I was one of those) and talked. Tim got so bored because he wasn't playing a card game, he actually fell asleep. It was quite humorous, so I took a picture of it. Jon wanted to put makeup on him, but the Deitricks decided it would be best not to so Tim wouldn't want to seek revenge. I saw the normal things, like the windmills and the tunnels, which I held my breath with a lot of the other quizzers. At sometime in the afternoon, we made a pit stop at a rest stop. It was a simple rest stop, with only vending machines and bathrooms. It was only suppose 15 minutes, but it lasted a half hour. There was hackey sacking and football throwing. After a half hour, Fred rounded us back into the busses and we continued on our way. Now that we were exercised, we got back into game playing mode. So Spring City quizzers got together and played scum again. I was for the longest time scum and vice scum, but near the end I got up to president and enjoyed a reign of a few turns up there. That lasted us until our next rest stop.
This rest stop was in Ohio. I wanted to go to Wendy's and the grocery store across the street, so I took a bus to get there. At Wendy's I had a bacon cheeseburger and their new float. Of course, I wanted coke instead of rootbeer and chocolate instead of vanilla. I went into the grocery store to browse around, but nothing caught my attention. The only thing I noticed was how packed the store was with Ohio State merchandise because OSU was in the Final Four. So I went back, ate dinner, and took the bus back to my bus. When we departed from that rest stop, we knew it wouldn't be long from there, so none of us got involved in any game, but we still had fun. We found out that Bryan had a likin' for Bekah Berg, so we tried to get the two to talk to each other. We also found out he had another crush on Mel, so we got Mel to come back and talk to him, but he didn't do too much talking, so I had to. Another moment we won't forget is Schwager's annual trip to the bathroom. We begged him as he headed that way, "NO, MICHAEL, DON'T DO IT!!" As soon as he went in, I began to time him. 18 minutes and 50 seconds later, Mike emerged from the bathroom. We all applauded him. Luckily, he remembered to take his quizbook with him. "I read all of Acts!" he proudly announced as he came out. Sure enough, he took out his Axe, like it would help the smell. Speaking of studying, we did some last minute studying, especially to the rookies. Before you knew it, we were at West Liberty High School.
Protocol says that the quizcoach waits at the bus enterance for the host family, and the quizteam waits on the bus until they come. As time passed, teams one by one left, until Spring City was the only one left on. The team was getting antsy from cabin fever, wanting to get off. I was especially antsy because Dave was receiving the packet with the tournament info in it, like the brackets. Vicki got them for me and we learned that our first placement match was against Paradise 1. Finally, our host family came. We got all our stuff and headed to her minivan. We quickly found out all our stuff and the team was not going to fit on in one trip. So half of the team went with all the luggage, and Dave, Vicki, Chelsea and I stayed back. In this time, we hackey sacked and talked to one of the Ohio quizmasters. Eventually, she came back in her minivan and we went over to her house.
I can't remember their last names, but all their children's names began with L. The two olders were quizzers for West Liberty. Their oldest son, Landon, quizzed for Crossway Community and the eldest daughter, Lauren (I have a habit of having host families with pretty daughters :)) quizzed for Calvary. I thought this was odd have 2 children quizzing for 2 different churches. They gave us free time before some rounds of questions. The boys excluding me played basketball. The girls and I played volleyball. It was a good idea for me. I was still suffering from the aftermath of the sickness and it made me short of breath. So once it got dark, we went inside for practice. We started out having rounds of questions with just our team, but then we decided to join up with Landon's Ohio team, who came for their practice. We shared keyword questions and quizmatch stories. We found out that West Liberty quizzes about 51 matches in a year! Wow! No wonder they are good. After a while, we decided to go to bed. We were in Landon's room. Just like the grocery store, it was decked out in OSU. Mike got top bunk, Tim got bottom bunk, I got pullout mattress, Bryan had the floor. Once again, I fell asleep with the beautiful sound of the dramatized text.
Saturday:
The quizzing began at 8:00 A.M. with all the teams meeting together in the gym of West Liberty High School. It was apparent that there team mascot was the Tiger because everything was orange and black. Even one section of the bleachers was orange with black stripes. I liked it. I thought it was pretty cool. It was quite the sight seeing all the teams filter in. The West Liberty cordinator got up and welcomed us here to West Liberty. He had assisstants hand out a fixed, new schedule. The old one had one page printed twice. Our first match against Paradise 1 was in a classroom, but we still had 2 rounds before our match was up. So the whole team went into that room to watch matches. We watched the speed the quizmaster spoke and how his rulings worked. Ironically, the 2 matches before us were 2 other Paradise teams. Finally, it was our turn against Paradise 1. We sat early, so early that that we were 10 minutes ahead of schedule. So the quizmaster wanted to stay on time, so we waited. Our team took the time to practice buzzing. We had these crazy buzzers, which we called "The Jetson buzzers" because they looked like they were from the future and they also looked like planes. So I pretended my buzzer was a plane. Perhaps the different buzzer may have played a factor on how I performed. I got one buzz in right so I could contribute for team bonus, but after that I got 2 errors. I was on the edge to error out. We eventually we got team bonus, and we were up with 110 points. Fact: when a team gets at least 100 points, it is impossible for the other team to catch up. So when we scored 110 points, we let up. Paradise 1 didn't and went at at normal speed, and still errored. The kid across from me errored twice and gave me two bonuses. I know we were trying to let up, but I wasn't going to look stupid. Besides, I think acting that stupid would be the ultimate insult to Paradise 1. We won our first placement match, putting us right away in in the double elimination bracket.
We went to the brackets to find out where we were and against what team. The team we were going to quiz against was the winner of a second round placement match. I found out it was going to be the winner of Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. So I wanted to watch it to scout out the opponent. Christine wanted to watch it to watch the quizzers. Mrs. Deitrick though we were going to watch it because we wanted to watch our friends who were on our bus. So while Michael was following Reading and Bryan & Tim was playing basketball, the rest of us watch Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. It was an interesting match. There were a couple contests and a few judges meetings. It was apparent the staff were new at this, for they mad some bad rulings. Hopewell strived through it and came out victorious. I made a comment to Christine about how I thought we could take them. Mrs. Deitrick looked at me and said, "Wait, they are our next oppenent?" I said, "Yeah. Why do you think I'm watching them?" Mrs. Deitrick told the Bergs the news. Their excitement of winning quickly died down knowing they would quiz against us. We went back to update the bracket and then we were off to our next quizmatch.
We were first to the room. I did last minute studying my going over Mrs. Deitricks study guides. Hopewell 1 entered the room, and Bryant said, "So, it this the execution room?" We prayed together and started the match. Perhaps execution was an accurately described word. We won the match 130 to 30. But I did see improvement on the team from the last time we quizzed against them. And althought it wasn't a big difference, it was better than when we beat them 155 to 10, with Hopewell almost losing points due to errors. Mrs. Deitrick still felt bad about it and said to me, "Please tell me they're not out of it." I pointed out they were just in the losers bracket, and even if they lost the next match, they'd end up in the Dorcus bracket. If you're curious to know what happened to Hopewell 1, they would win against Strasburg 1 in the losers bracket, but the next match they lost to Longnecker, knocking them out of the tournament. I heard that loss was by a matter of 5 points.
With time before our next match, we decided to get in line for lunch. Christine predicted it would be chicken because we have been served chicken in the past. Sure enough, she was right. After lunch, we updated the brackets again. I then went to go purchase a quizzing shirt that they were selling. On the front it says "Bible Quizzing 2007 West Liberty, Ohio." and on the back it says, "Take off your sandals, for the place you are standing is quizzing ground." I got it personalized with "Graham Holcomb quizzer extrodinaire" for a few extra dollars. Before you knew it, it was time for our next match. It was against Forest Hills. But by the time the match was ready to start, there was no audience. It was just the 2 teams, their coaches, and the staff! I asked, "Does anyone know there is a match here?" Apparently not. The match went well, and we won again. We were advancing further into the winners' bracket.
So we went back to the brackets to see what our next match was against. There we met up with our host family to find out how we were doing. We compared performances. Then we figured out that we were playing Calvary, the team that our host family's daughter was on. This was also exciting because it was the first Ohio team we were quizzing against. We joked around that if Spring City beat Calvary, Spring City might find themselves sleeping outside that night. It was a team of 5. 4 of the 5 were these blonde chicks. At the first impression, they looked crazy. They did this finger wave thing, as one quizzer would go down the line, touch fingers and go "WOO!" It seemed like they were the West Liberty equivilant of Spring City. That's probably why we were at their home. They may have seemed crazy, but they were also crazy good. They always made good buzzes and got in before us. They quickly picked up the points and team bonus. We had nothing against them. We lost. With one loss, we were on the losers side of the bracket.
Now being on the losers' side of the bracket, we had less time between matches. So even though we had a round between our two matches, we went to our next room. It just so happened that the in between match was our friends from Reading. They were quizzing against Neffsville 1. I scorekept the match. It got close at sometimes, but Reading did win. Reading and Neffsville 1 cleared out of the room and Rockville entered. And that was it. Just like our Forest Hills match, it was just the quizzers, their coaches and the staff. The match was close the whole way. By the end of question 13, we called a timeout and looked at the situation. We knew that we would win as long as Rockville did not get team bonus. Question 14 began "What did the Son of...." and Chelsea buzzed it. Obviously she got it wrong. Question began with "What book..." and Mike buzzed in. Thirty seconds later, Mike came up with nothing. The match ended with us as the winners and an errie feelings. The staff looked at each other. There was mumuring from the Rockville side. I quickly left the match. I want to make it clear right now: SPRING CITY DID NOT BLOCK TEAM BONUS. Spring City would never block team bonus. It is true we were well aware we could win as long Rockville didn't get team bonus. But it all is good explanation for this. Chelsea is fast because we taught here to buzz crazy. Tim's idea of having rookies buzz in on the third word got to Chelsea. Chelsea will buzz in on the third, whether a good or badd buzz. For Chelsea to wait until the fifth word, Chelsea actually slowed down. As for Mike (who was one right answer away from a quiz out), he was being Mike. When Mike gets under pressure, he can sometimes forget things or make simple mistakes. Mike made a good buzz in at "what book." It's different from "In what book," a footnote question. We told Mike over and over again the answer is Isaiah, which was the correct answer for the question. But Mike being Mike buzzed in, knew it was a good buzz, but forgot why. So this was the normal performance of Spring City. I say it again, Spring City would never cheat in such a way. The Deitricks have taught this team to be better than that. We'd rather lose gracefully than win unfairly. But I don't blame Rockville for being upset or the staff for being suspicious. If a team did that against me and knocked me out of the tournament, I'd be suspicious and upset, too. I did display my disaproval to Mike and Chelsea. The Deitricks thought I was a little hard on them, but I didn't want that incident to follow us, especially if we were to go all the way. Later on, I did apologize to one of the Rockville quizzers for knocking them out of the tournament in that fashion and set things straight.
Our next match was against Lockport 1. I was told later that Lockport 1 was the 2nd place team for Northwest Ohio. There was more of an audience for this one. Since Reading was knocked out of the tournament, they came to watch us. Some of Zion arrived as well. The score started as 10-10, then it was 20-20, then 30-30. When one team took a lead, the other team would come back and tie it up. Even with quizouts, when one side had a quizout, so did the other one. It was like that to the end, but in the final couple questions, we took the lead and won.
We had to hurry to our next match in the next round. I quickly went into the the cafeteria to look athe brackets and found out Petra 2 was our next oppenent. I have high regards for Petra 2. They were in the top in their league for a while. We had the Jetson buzzers again. My cord was incredibly long, so I wrapped it around my arm. It was weird also because we were on art stools. Petra 2 quizzed just as I would have expected. Petra 2 took the lead. By the end of question 13, we were losing 80 to 50. Team bonus would tie it up and we were one away. Tim sacrificed his seat so Chelsea could come in and increase our chances of getting team bonus. After question 14, the score was the same. The quizmaster satarted, "How many swor..." Christine buzzed in. Time started flying by. As the time came near to running out, Christine answered "all" and was marked wrong. We were all sad because we were out of the tournament, but Christine seemed to be more upset than the rest of us. It was especially weird because that’s something Tim or I would do, not Christine. She didn’t tell me a sure answer, but I came to the conclusion that it had something to do with not being able to provide for her team. I thought to myself, “That’s nothing to get depressed about. She has provided many times in these six past years.” Then it hit me. This year was Christine’s last. She had exceeded the age limit and could not quiz the following year. I realized that after six years, six years of thick and thin, Christine would no longer be there. We had quizzed our last match together. I emotionally lost it and started tearing up. All I could do was thank her for six great years, and then I stepped aside to take a breather.We were now out of the tournament. Spring City was done for the year.
Our team actually decided to stay in the same room because another interesting match was starting in there. It was Petra 1 vs. Calvary. The 2nd place ACC team was taking on the team that beat us in the winners' side of the bracket. I truly believed Calvary had the chance to take down Petra 1. Maybe they could have, bu they didn't this time. They got buzzes in, but they kept erroring, erroring so much they were losing points. Another reason Calvary was like the West Liberty version of Spring City. They were loud, crazy, and prone to error. After 15 questions, Calvary errored on 9 of them. Petra 1 easily picked up the bonuses and won the match. Calvary was eliminated.
Being out of the tournament, and no good matches to watch, we went to dinner. Dinner was a simple hoagie. Reading got ahead of us, and Mike was with them. Tim and Bryan were in the the gym. The Deitricks had gone to the coach's meeting for the way home. So we got in line and waited for dinner. In line I met a girl from Central, from the Northwest Ohio Confrence. We talked for a while, comparing performance and other teams in our conference. She congratulaed us for winning against Lockport 1 because she said that team was a difficult one this year. She was familiar with Sand Ridge winning. She called someone up on her cell and told the person on the other end, "Yeah, Sand Ridge is winning...again..." We waited in a long line, and when waiting in line, we heard a loud cheer coming from the Reading table, mostly Michael's sound. Christine looked at me and guessed right away what it meant. "We're going to be on the same bus with Reading and Zion." Sure enough, she was right. Mrs. Deitrick told us we were going to be on a bus with Zion and Reading. It was going to be a crazy bus.
After dinner we went to watch the 3 remaining matches of the day. First, Sand Ridge beat E-Town 3. Sand Ridge would be going into the Sunday final match undefeated (including placement matches). The next two matches were in the losers bracket. The first match was Slate Hill 1 vs. Longenecker. Longenecker had an early loss in the winners bracket, but was just making it well through the losers bracket. They had just beat Weaverland 1, the team that beat them in the placement match AND the winners bracket. I guess the third time is the charm. Their oppenent was Slate Hill 1, our championship team. Just recently lost Sand Ridge, the champion tean of Northwest Ohio, they had re-entered in the losers bracket against Petra 1 and had beaten them for the third time in the year. Slate Hill fought hard, but Longenecker won. Slate Hill 1, ACC champions, finished 4th place. Lastly, the newly defeated E-Town 3 was quizzing against the resurrected Longenecker. Longenecker couldn't be stopped and kept going for another win. The final match(es) was going to be Sand Ridge vs. Longenecker on Sunday. E-Town 3 finished 3rd, finishing 3rd for the second tournament this year, finishing 3rd in the Invitational for a second consecutive year.
Just like last Invitational, there was ice cream after all the matches Saturday night. I had chocolate. Then I sat at at table, watching a Final Four match on the TV they had. It was the Ohio St. game. I remember how much the whole state of Ohio was into having their state university in the Final Four. In one of their stores, I saw a whole aisle of Ohio St. apparrel and merchandise. If you could put an OSU logo on it, the item had it. We all watched as Ohio State won the game, and everyone from Ohio cheered. I didn't care about that game, but was upset that UCLA lost against Florida St. in their game. UCLA was the last team alive in my fantasy bracket (which I lost). Then we went back to the host family's house.
To our suprise (although Mrs. Deitrick overhead some talking), we were having a party. It was Spring City, Crossway Community, and Calvary. There was snack foods, soda, water, even a punch bowl. We talked about the quizzing of the day, but only for a short while. Our fun started with talking about Michael's crazy wrestling maneuvers. He even demonstrated one on the host's son. Then they got into playing wrestling games, like leg wrestling and the swords game (the poking game, I like to call it). Chelsea couldn't resist and got in on both. Then they got playing into card games. So of course, Tim wanted to play a game of Mafia. One was played, but only one because it dispersed. While we waited for another card game, I played Tim in on chess on a mini travel chess board. I did lose, but Tim didn't checkmate me as fast as he planned. Later on, they played Spoons and Egyptian Screwrat, but I didn't get in on it. I knew I was going to play card games all day on the bus, so I wasn't ready for a whole night of it, too. Besides, it was getting way to physical for card games. To get a spoon, you tackled anyone going after a spoon and wrestled anyone who had one. In Egyptian Ratscrew, you really slapped...hard! Both in both physical games, the last 3 players were girls. That Egyptian Ratscrew game lasted a long time. People were falling asleep. Bryan couldn't make and fell asleep right on the couch. Mrs. Deitrick saw it best to put him to bed, so she asked him to bring Bryan upstairs. We though Mike would hold him properly, almost like a big baby. But instead he grabbed him by the middle, and his neck whiplashed back hard! That woke him up. As Mike carried him upstairs, I heard Bryan say, "Mike, put me down!"
At 1 a.m., when the adults and girls (except Chelsea) left and went to bed, we got out the Risk board began to play. There was 6 players. Mike, as always everytime I played him, got the upperhand. He made two "border alliances that were mutally beneficial" (his words exactly) with 2 other players. Tim quickly lost and was mad about it. He complained about it when everyone else took their turn. He kept saying that "Mike has it won" just because he was out. But hearing this, it convinced the Ohio guys so they forefeit and ended the game. I was upset because I could have made a comeback against Mike, but because everyone else gave up, I had to, too. I got over it, but Tim wouldn't let it go. As I we walked about the stairs and got ready for bed, Tim and Mike argued. We got into the bed and turned off the lights. They were still arguing. An hour later, there were still arguing. I was trying to fall asleep, but the bickering wouldn't allow it. I eventually did fall asleep, so I really don't know when it ended.
Sunday:
We got up Sunday morning around 7 AM. I got dressed, packed everything up, and cleaned up our mess. Mike claimed he lost a pair of boxers. They served us breakfast, but of course I don't break my nightly fast until lunch. We gave them our gift out of gratitude and thanked them for all they did for us. We loaded all our stuff in the car and left for West Liberty High School. Once we got their we loaded all our stuff in our bus and reserved seats. It was us, Reading, Zion and Rockville. Rockville got the back, so Spring City got the next back. Then we went into the gym for the final showdown.
Sunday morning's events started out with the that final match between Sand Ridge and Longenecker. For those who saw, they may have been confused why the match went down the way it did. I believe I understood it better by seeing the whole tournament picture, and so might you, before I telly you what happened. In the tournament, Sand Ridge won their first placement match, and won every match in the winners' bracket, leading up to that final match. Longenecker lost their first placement match against Weaverland 1, but then one their second placement match. They got placed in the winners' bracket, won against West Clinton 2 and Maple Grove 1, but then lost to Weaverland 1 again. That lost put their near to the back of the losers' bracket. In thier first match in the losers' bracket, against Hopewell 1, they won by only a matter of 5 points. It was a close match. Somehow Longenecker get themselves back together, and started advancing one match at a time down the losers' bracket, including going against Weaverland 1 for a third time (but this time winning!). After beating 4 ACC teams in a row, Longenecker had made it to the final match. But the way Longenecker played, they didn't seem like one of the top 2 teams. By the end of the match, Longenecker errored 10 times! That's 2/3 of the match. That also means that 2/3 of the match was bonuses for Sand Ridge. It was like the championship match was handed to Sand Ridge on a silver platter, because they easily picked up the bonuses. Longenecker's score went deep into the negative numbers, but they did score a few points to shrink the negative number. 15 questions (and 10 errors) later, Sand Ridge won 135 to -5. I'm pretty sure that Sand Ridge never got team bonus, making their score even more impressive. What happened to Longenecker? There's a lot of theories (including a possible conspiracy theory). Maybe Longenecker got too confident of how they were doing, and decided not to study the night before. Or on the opposite end, Longenecker got so worried that they "overstudied." Perhaps Longenecker's strategy was to buzz in first so they could get the question before Sand Ridge or they wanted to be the first team bonus, so they switched into a crazy buzzing mode, which backfired on them. Possibly when Longenecker got up on stage for the last match, they looked over the crowd, saw that ever staff member, every quizzer, every quiz coach and some parents from all over 4 quizzing leagues was watching, they freaked out and weren't fully in it. (And if you want to throw in the conspiracy theory here, Sand Ridge "paid off" or made some kind of deal with Longenecker to let them win, but that's pushing it.) Whatever it may be, the results are the same. Sand Ridge won, and Longenecker lost. So Sand Ridge would be the Invitational champions for a second consecutive year. As far back as I can remember (which is 2002), that's the first time I have seen that. So this is the results of the 2007 Invitational in West Liberty:
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Thursday Night:
I arrived at the Deitricks Thursday for our usual practice. Since this was the beginning of the Ohio trip, we were also having dinner and staying overnight. I had to bring everything over that night. I had my suitcase and my carry-on bag. I had to make sure I had everything for the bus rides. My laptop for homework my teacher assigned (he actually wanted me to e-mail to him during the trip!), quizzing stuff to practice, puzzle book and novel for solo time, hackey sack and playing cards for fun bus games with friends, the mp3 player for music and spoken text, and the medication for my cough I was still getting over from the last week. In making sure I had everything on my carry-on, I forgot a sleeping bag and pillow! So my mom brought it about 3 hours later. Hey, I wasn't the only one to forget something. Chelsea's mom had to bring Chelsea her money for meals on the bus ride.
After a dinner of chicken, we started quiz practice. We had our normal 4 matches. I believe I quizzed out 3, errored out 1. I enjoyed my last time with Black Thunder, my buzzer. Then, of course, Tim gave Bryan his keyword questions and began drilling him immeadiately. I went with Mr. Deitrick to go pick up the van at the church and bring it back to their home. I enjoyed the ride up with Mr. Deitrick. It's always a good experience talking with Dave. When I came back, I found Bryan now at the quizmaster seat, quizzing Chelsea and Tim on keyword questions. Of course, I had to get in on this. After a while, we decided to end the questions and pack up the buzzers for the year. We had snack. We also tried to come up with a game to play. It didn't help that Mike, Tim AND Bryan all had Risk, but none remembered to bring it. Chelsea got out Battle of the Sexes game. We had fun just asking the questions from the cards, without the board. Then we went into playing Scum. I started out President, but finished up Scum. We played until 1 AM, when we were told to go to bed by Mrs. Deitrick. I slept in the same room as Michael, which always does scare me. You never how much (or shall I say how little) he wears, what he'll talk about, or how many stray farts will be released. I listened to my text as I dozed into sleep.
Friday:
Four hours later, I was awaken by Mrs. Deitrick right at 5:00 AM. They wanted us up and ready to go. Some were tired, some were excited about the bus ride. We got everything loaded, and those who wanted breakfast ate breakfast. We left Pottstown at 5:30 AM. The drive only took 90 minutes. We reached Dutch Wonderland, where the busses were leaving, by 7 AM, a half hour before the busses even began loading. We were like the 2nd vehicle there. Some staff got there before us. So we sat in our van for a half hour and waited for the busses to open and begin loading. Once they did, we started right away and got first dibs on the seats. The Spring City quizzers sat in between the middle back. We were also on the same bus as 2 Zion teams, 2 Hopewell teams, and Rockville. Hopewell sat behind us, Zion sat in front of us, and Rockville intermingled with our team. I sat with Christine, the same for all 4 years I've gone to Ohio. Tim and Mike were directly behind us, Chelsea and Bryan across the aisle, and in front of us was Jule and Wendy from Rockville.
The busses departed from the parking lot a little after 8 AM. Tim, of course, wanted to start playing Mafia immeadiately. We convinced him to wait until we got on the highway. Then we started the mafia. We had quizzers from every team in the game. The number of players was around 12 to 14. We had some good games. I played a fair share in all roles. I didn't seem to do too well, especially that one round when my fellow Mafia killed me off when people were getting suspicious. And another round, I knew Tim was the mafia, but he convinced everyone else I was and killed me out early, so I couldn't beat him. Anywayz, we played 6 rounds of mafia before we got to our first stop. It was about 10:15 when we arrived at Somerset. Some restaurants were still doing breakfast, some lunch, others both. I literally saw McDonalds change the breakfast menu to lunch. In keeping with a custom I started my first year, I bought a Happy Meal with a toy inside so I could use the toy as a quizzing buddy. I got Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! As Mike would later point out, Mutant Ninja turtles have pretty awesome biceps, thighs, and calves. He was ripped. Christine and I then went to Starbucks to get some hot chocolate. Their hot cocoa is just as strong as their coffee.
When we got back on the busses and left during the hour of 11 AM, Tim wanted to get right back into Mafia. Everyone else was tired out from Mafia, so no one wanted to play again. So people went to do individual activities. People read books and magazines, listened to music, did puzzles, studied quizzing (I was one of those) and talked. Tim got so bored because he wasn't playing a card game, he actually fell asleep. It was quite humorous, so I took a picture of it. Jon wanted to put makeup on him, but the Deitricks decided it would be best not to so Tim wouldn't want to seek revenge. I saw the normal things, like the windmills and the tunnels, which I held my breath with a lot of the other quizzers. At sometime in the afternoon, we made a pit stop at a rest stop. It was a simple rest stop, with only vending machines and bathrooms. It was only suppose 15 minutes, but it lasted a half hour. There was hackey sacking and football throwing. After a half hour, Fred rounded us back into the busses and we continued on our way. Now that we were exercised, we got back into game playing mode. So Spring City quizzers got together and played scum again. I was for the longest time scum and vice scum, but near the end I got up to president and enjoyed a reign of a few turns up there. That lasted us until our next rest stop.
This rest stop was in Ohio. I wanted to go to Wendy's and the grocery store across the street, so I took a bus to get there. At Wendy's I had a bacon cheeseburger and their new float. Of course, I wanted coke instead of rootbeer and chocolate instead of vanilla. I went into the grocery store to browse around, but nothing caught my attention. The only thing I noticed was how packed the store was with Ohio State merchandise because OSU was in the Final Four. So I went back, ate dinner, and took the bus back to my bus. When we departed from that rest stop, we knew it wouldn't be long from there, so none of us got involved in any game, but we still had fun. We found out that Bryan had a likin' for Bekah Berg, so we tried to get the two to talk to each other. We also found out he had another crush on Mel, so we got Mel to come back and talk to him, but he didn't do too much talking, so I had to. Another moment we won't forget is Schwager's annual trip to the bathroom. We begged him as he headed that way, "NO, MICHAEL, DON'T DO IT!!" As soon as he went in, I began to time him. 18 minutes and 50 seconds later, Mike emerged from the bathroom. We all applauded him. Luckily, he remembered to take his quizbook with him. "I read all of Acts!" he proudly announced as he came out. Sure enough, he took out his Axe, like it would help the smell. Speaking of studying, we did some last minute studying, especially to the rookies. Before you knew it, we were at West Liberty High School.
Protocol says that the quizcoach waits at the bus enterance for the host family, and the quizteam waits on the bus until they come. As time passed, teams one by one left, until Spring City was the only one left on. The team was getting antsy from cabin fever, wanting to get off. I was especially antsy because Dave was receiving the packet with the tournament info in it, like the brackets. Vicki got them for me and we learned that our first placement match was against Paradise 1. Finally, our host family came. We got all our stuff and headed to her minivan. We quickly found out all our stuff and the team was not going to fit on in one trip. So half of the team went with all the luggage, and Dave, Vicki, Chelsea and I stayed back. In this time, we hackey sacked and talked to one of the Ohio quizmasters. Eventually, she came back in her minivan and we went over to her house.
I can't remember their last names, but all their children's names began with L. The two olders were quizzers for West Liberty. Their oldest son, Landon, quizzed for Crossway Community and the eldest daughter, Lauren (I have a habit of having host families with pretty daughters :)) quizzed for Calvary. I thought this was odd have 2 children quizzing for 2 different churches. They gave us free time before some rounds of questions. The boys excluding me played basketball. The girls and I played volleyball. It was a good idea for me. I was still suffering from the aftermath of the sickness and it made me short of breath. So once it got dark, we went inside for practice. We started out having rounds of questions with just our team, but then we decided to join up with Landon's Ohio team, who came for their practice. We shared keyword questions and quizmatch stories. We found out that West Liberty quizzes about 51 matches in a year! Wow! No wonder they are good. After a while, we decided to go to bed. We were in Landon's room. Just like the grocery store, it was decked out in OSU. Mike got top bunk, Tim got bottom bunk, I got pullout mattress, Bryan had the floor. Once again, I fell asleep with the beautiful sound of the dramatized text.
Saturday:
The quizzing began at 8:00 A.M. with all the teams meeting together in the gym of West Liberty High School. It was apparent that there team mascot was the Tiger because everything was orange and black. Even one section of the bleachers was orange with black stripes. I liked it. I thought it was pretty cool. It was quite the sight seeing all the teams filter in. The West Liberty cordinator got up and welcomed us here to West Liberty. He had assisstants hand out a fixed, new schedule. The old one had one page printed twice. Our first match against Paradise 1 was in a classroom, but we still had 2 rounds before our match was up. So the whole team went into that room to watch matches. We watched the speed the quizmaster spoke and how his rulings worked. Ironically, the 2 matches before us were 2 other Paradise teams. Finally, it was our turn against Paradise 1. We sat early, so early that that we were 10 minutes ahead of schedule. So the quizmaster wanted to stay on time, so we waited. Our team took the time to practice buzzing. We had these crazy buzzers, which we called "The Jetson buzzers" because they looked like they were from the future and they also looked like planes. So I pretended my buzzer was a plane. Perhaps the different buzzer may have played a factor on how I performed. I got one buzz in right so I could contribute for team bonus, but after that I got 2 errors. I was on the edge to error out. We eventually we got team bonus, and we were up with 110 points. Fact: when a team gets at least 100 points, it is impossible for the other team to catch up. So when we scored 110 points, we let up. Paradise 1 didn't and went at at normal speed, and still errored. The kid across from me errored twice and gave me two bonuses. I know we were trying to let up, but I wasn't going to look stupid. Besides, I think acting that stupid would be the ultimate insult to Paradise 1. We won our first placement match, putting us right away in in the double elimination bracket.
We went to the brackets to find out where we were and against what team. The team we were going to quiz against was the winner of a second round placement match. I found out it was going to be the winner of Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. So I wanted to watch it to scout out the opponent. Christine wanted to watch it to watch the quizzers. Mrs. Deitrick though we were going to watch it because we wanted to watch our friends who were on our bus. So while Michael was following Reading and Bryan & Tim was playing basketball, the rest of us watch Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. It was an interesting match. There were a couple contests and a few judges meetings. It was apparent the staff were new at this, for they mad some bad rulings. Hopewell strived through it and came out victorious. I made a comment to Christine about how I thought we could take them. Mrs. Deitrick looked at me and said, "Wait, they are our next oppenent?" I said, "Yeah. Why do you think I'm watching them?" Mrs. Deitrick told the Bergs the news. Their excitement of winning quickly died down knowing they would quiz against us. We went back to update the bracket and then we were off to our next quizmatch.
We were first to the room. I did last minute studying my going over Mrs. Deitricks study guides. Hopewell 1 entered the room, and Bryant said, "So, it this the execution room?" We prayed together and started the match. Perhaps execution was an accurately described word. We won the match 130 to 30. But I did see improvement on the team from the last time we quizzed against them. And althought it wasn't a big difference, it was better than when we beat them 155 to 10, with Hopewell almost losing points due to errors. Mrs. Deitrick still felt bad about it and said to me, "Please tell me they're not out of it." I pointed out they were just in the losers bracket, and even if they lost the next match, they'd end up in the Dorcus bracket. If you're curious to know what happened to Hopewell 1, they would win against Strasburg 1 in the losers bracket, but the next match they lost to Longnecker, knocking them out of the tournament. I heard that loss was by a matter of 5 points.
With time before our next match, we decided to get in line for lunch. Christine predicted it would be chicken because we have been served chicken in the past. Sure enough, she was right. After lunch, we updated the brackets again. I then went to go purchase a quizzing shirt that they were selling. On the front it says "Bible Quizzing 2007 West Liberty, Ohio." and on the back it says, "Take off your sandals, for the place you are standing is quizzing ground." I got it personalized with "Graham Holcomb quizzer extrodinaire" for a few extra dollars. Before you knew it, it was time for our next match. It was against Forest Hills. But by the time the match was ready to start, there was no audience. It was just the 2 teams, their coaches, and the staff! I asked, "Does anyone know there is a match here?" Apparently not. The match went well, and we won again. We were advancing further into the winners' bracket.
So we went back to the brackets to see what our next match was against. There we met up with our host family to find out how we were doing. We compared performances. Then we figured out that we were playing Calvary, the team that our host family's daughter was on. This was also exciting because it was the first Ohio team we were quizzing against. We joked around that if Spring City beat Calvary, Spring City might find themselves sleeping outside that night. It was a team of 5. 4 of the 5 were these blonde chicks. At the first impression, they looked crazy. They did this finger wave thing, as one quizzer would go down the line, touch fingers and go "WOO!" It seemed like they were the West Liberty equivilant of Spring City. That's probably why we were at their home. They may have seemed crazy, but they were also crazy good. They always made good buzzes and got in before us. They quickly picked up the points and team bonus. We had nothing against them. We lost. With one loss, we were on the losers side of the bracket.
Now being on the losers' side of the bracket, we had less time between matches. So even though we had a round between our two matches, we went to our next room. It just so happened that the in between match was our friends from Reading. They were quizzing against Neffsville 1. I scorekept the match. It got close at sometimes, but Reading did win. Reading and Neffsville 1 cleared out of the room and Rockville entered. And that was it. Just like our Forest Hills match, it was just the quizzers, their coaches and the staff. The match was close the whole way. By the end of question 13, we called a timeout and looked at the situation. We knew that we would win as long as Rockville did not get team bonus. Question 14 began "What did the Son of...." and Chelsea buzzed it. Obviously she got it wrong. Question began with "What book..." and Mike buzzed in. Thirty seconds later, Mike came up with nothing. The match ended with us as the winners and an errie feelings. The staff looked at each other. There was mumuring from the Rockville side. I quickly left the match. I want to make it clear right now: SPRING CITY DID NOT BLOCK TEAM BONUS. Spring City would never block team bonus. It is true we were well aware we could win as long Rockville didn't get team bonus. But it all is good explanation for this. Chelsea is fast because we taught here to buzz crazy. Tim's idea of having rookies buzz in on the third word got to Chelsea. Chelsea will buzz in on the third, whether a good or badd buzz. For Chelsea to wait until the fifth word, Chelsea actually slowed down. As for Mike (who was one right answer away from a quiz out), he was being Mike. When Mike gets under pressure, he can sometimes forget things or make simple mistakes. Mike made a good buzz in at "what book." It's different from "In what book," a footnote question. We told Mike over and over again the answer is Isaiah, which was the correct answer for the question. But Mike being Mike buzzed in, knew it was a good buzz, but forgot why. So this was the normal performance of Spring City. I say it again, Spring City would never cheat in such a way. The Deitricks have taught this team to be better than that. We'd rather lose gracefully than win unfairly. But I don't blame Rockville for being upset or the staff for being suspicious. If a team did that against me and knocked me out of the tournament, I'd be suspicious and upset, too. I did display my disaproval to Mike and Chelsea. The Deitricks thought I was a little hard on them, but I didn't want that incident to follow us, especially if we were to go all the way. Later on, I did apologize to one of the Rockville quizzers for knocking them out of the tournament in that fashion and set things straight.
Our next match was against Lockport 1. I was told later that Lockport 1 was the 2nd place team for Northwest Ohio. There was more of an audience for this one. Since Reading was knocked out of the tournament, they came to watch us. Some of Zion arrived as well. The score started as 10-10, then it was 20-20, then 30-30. When one team took a lead, the other team would come back and tie it up. Even with quizouts, when one side had a quizout, so did the other one. It was like that to the end, but in the final couple questions, we took the lead and won.
We had to hurry to our next match in the next round. I quickly went into the the cafeteria to look athe brackets and found out Petra 2 was our next oppenent. I have high regards for Petra 2. They were in the top in their league for a while. We had the Jetson buzzers again. My cord was incredibly long, so I wrapped it around my arm. It was weird also because we were on art stools. Petra 2 quizzed just as I would have expected. Petra 2 took the lead. By the end of question 13, we were losing 80 to 50. Team bonus would tie it up and we were one away. Tim sacrificed his seat so Chelsea could come in and increase our chances of getting team bonus. After question 14, the score was the same. The quizmaster satarted, "How many swor..." Christine buzzed in. Time started flying by. As the time came near to running out, Christine answered "all" and was marked wrong. We were all sad because we were out of the tournament, but Christine seemed to be more upset than the rest of us. It was especially weird because that’s something Tim or I would do, not Christine. She didn’t tell me a sure answer, but I came to the conclusion that it had something to do with not being able to provide for her team. I thought to myself, “That’s nothing to get depressed about. She has provided many times in these six past years.” Then it hit me. This year was Christine’s last. She had exceeded the age limit and could not quiz the following year. I realized that after six years, six years of thick and thin, Christine would no longer be there. We had quizzed our last match together. I emotionally lost it and started tearing up. All I could do was thank her for six great years, and then I stepped aside to take a breather.We were now out of the tournament. Spring City was done for the year.
Our team actually decided to stay in the same room because another interesting match was starting in there. It was Petra 1 vs. Calvary. The 2nd place ACC team was taking on the team that beat us in the winners' side of the bracket. I truly believed Calvary had the chance to take down Petra 1. Maybe they could have, bu they didn't this time. They got buzzes in, but they kept erroring, erroring so much they were losing points. Another reason Calvary was like the West Liberty version of Spring City. They were loud, crazy, and prone to error. After 15 questions, Calvary errored on 9 of them. Petra 1 easily picked up the bonuses and won the match. Calvary was eliminated.
Being out of the tournament, and no good matches to watch, we went to dinner. Dinner was a simple hoagie. Reading got ahead of us, and Mike was with them. Tim and Bryan were in the the gym. The Deitricks had gone to the coach's meeting for the way home. So we got in line and waited for dinner. In line I met a girl from Central, from the Northwest Ohio Confrence. We talked for a while, comparing performance and other teams in our conference. She congratulaed us for winning against Lockport 1 because she said that team was a difficult one this year. She was familiar with Sand Ridge winning. She called someone up on her cell and told the person on the other end, "Yeah, Sand Ridge is winning...again..." We waited in a long line, and when waiting in line, we heard a loud cheer coming from the Reading table, mostly Michael's sound. Christine looked at me and guessed right away what it meant. "We're going to be on the same bus with Reading and Zion." Sure enough, she was right. Mrs. Deitrick told us we were going to be on a bus with Zion and Reading. It was going to be a crazy bus.
After dinner we went to watch the 3 remaining matches of the day. First, Sand Ridge beat E-Town 3. Sand Ridge would be going into the Sunday final match undefeated (including placement matches). The next two matches were in the losers bracket. The first match was Slate Hill 1 vs. Longenecker. Longenecker had an early loss in the winners bracket, but was just making it well through the losers bracket. They had just beat Weaverland 1, the team that beat them in the placement match AND the winners bracket. I guess the third time is the charm. Their oppenent was Slate Hill 1, our championship team. Just recently lost Sand Ridge, the champion tean of Northwest Ohio, they had re-entered in the losers bracket against Petra 1 and had beaten them for the third time in the year. Slate Hill fought hard, but Longenecker won. Slate Hill 1, ACC champions, finished 4th place. Lastly, the newly defeated E-Town 3 was quizzing against the resurrected Longenecker. Longenecker couldn't be stopped and kept going for another win. The final match(es) was going to be Sand Ridge vs. Longenecker on Sunday. E-Town 3 finished 3rd, finishing 3rd for the second tournament this year, finishing 3rd in the Invitational for a second consecutive year.
Just like last Invitational, there was ice cream after all the matches Saturday night. I had chocolate. Then I sat at at table, watching a Final Four match on the TV they had. It was the Ohio St. game. I remember how much the whole state of Ohio was into having their state university in the Final Four. In one of their stores, I saw a whole aisle of Ohio St. apparrel and merchandise. If you could put an OSU logo on it, the item had it. We all watched as Ohio State won the game, and everyone from Ohio cheered. I didn't care about that game, but was upset that UCLA lost against Florida St. in their game. UCLA was the last team alive in my fantasy bracket (which I lost). Then we went back to the host family's house.
To our suprise (although Mrs. Deitrick overhead some talking), we were having a party. It was Spring City, Crossway Community, and Calvary. There was snack foods, soda, water, even a punch bowl. We talked about the quizzing of the day, but only for a short while. Our fun started with talking about Michael's crazy wrestling maneuvers. He even demonstrated one on the host's son. Then they got into playing wrestling games, like leg wrestling and the swords game (the poking game, I like to call it). Chelsea couldn't resist and got in on both. Then they got playing into card games. So of course, Tim wanted to play a game of Mafia. One was played, but only one because it dispersed. While we waited for another card game, I played Tim in on chess on a mini travel chess board. I did lose, but Tim didn't checkmate me as fast as he planned. Later on, they played Spoons and Egyptian Screwrat, but I didn't get in on it. I knew I was going to play card games all day on the bus, so I wasn't ready for a whole night of it, too. Besides, it was getting way to physical for card games. To get a spoon, you tackled anyone going after a spoon and wrestled anyone who had one. In Egyptian Ratscrew, you really slapped...hard! Both in both physical games, the last 3 players were girls. That Egyptian Ratscrew game lasted a long time. People were falling asleep. Bryan couldn't make and fell asleep right on the couch. Mrs. Deitrick saw it best to put him to bed, so she asked him to bring Bryan upstairs. We though Mike would hold him properly, almost like a big baby. But instead he grabbed him by the middle, and his neck whiplashed back hard! That woke him up. As Mike carried him upstairs, I heard Bryan say, "Mike, put me down!"
At 1 a.m., when the adults and girls (except Chelsea) left and went to bed, we got out the Risk board began to play. There was 6 players. Mike, as always everytime I played him, got the upperhand. He made two "border alliances that were mutally beneficial" (his words exactly) with 2 other players. Tim quickly lost and was mad about it. He complained about it when everyone else took their turn. He kept saying that "Mike has it won" just because he was out. But hearing this, it convinced the Ohio guys so they forefeit and ended the game. I was upset because I could have made a comeback against Mike, but because everyone else gave up, I had to, too. I got over it, but Tim wouldn't let it go. As I we walked about the stairs and got ready for bed, Tim and Mike argued. We got into the bed and turned off the lights. They were still arguing. An hour later, there were still arguing. I was trying to fall asleep, but the bickering wouldn't allow it. I eventually did fall asleep, so I really don't know when it ended.
Sunday:
We got up Sunday morning around 7 AM. I got dressed, packed everything up, and cleaned up our mess. Mike claimed he lost a pair of boxers. They served us breakfast, but of course I don't break my nightly fast until lunch. We gave them our gift out of gratitude and thanked them for all they did for us. We loaded all our stuff in the car and left for West Liberty High School. Once we got their we loaded all our stuff in our bus and reserved seats. It was us, Reading, Zion and Rockville. Rockville got the back, so Spring City got the next back. Then we went into the gym for the final showdown.
Sunday morning's events started out with the that final match between Sand Ridge and Longenecker. For those who saw, they may have been confused why the match went down the way it did. I believe I understood it better by seeing the whole tournament picture, and so might you, before I telly you what happened. In the tournament, Sand Ridge won their first placement match, and won every match in the winners' bracket, leading up to that final match. Longenecker lost their first placement match against Weaverland 1, but then one their second placement match. They got placed in the winners' bracket, won against West Clinton 2 and Maple Grove 1, but then lost to Weaverland 1 again. That lost put their near to the back of the losers' bracket. In thier first match in the losers' bracket, against Hopewell 1, they won by only a matter of 5 points. It was a close match. Somehow Longenecker get themselves back together, and started advancing one match at a time down the losers' bracket, including going against Weaverland 1 for a third time (but this time winning!). After beating 4 ACC teams in a row, Longenecker had made it to the final match. But the way Longenecker played, they didn't seem like one of the top 2 teams. By the end of the match, Longenecker errored 10 times! That's 2/3 of the match. That also means that 2/3 of the match was bonuses for Sand Ridge. It was like the championship match was handed to Sand Ridge on a silver platter, because they easily picked up the bonuses. Longenecker's score went deep into the negative numbers, but they did score a few points to shrink the negative number. 15 questions (and 10 errors) later, Sand Ridge won 135 to -5. I'm pretty sure that Sand Ridge never got team bonus, making their score even more impressive. What happened to Longenecker? There's a lot of theories (including a possible conspiracy theory). Maybe Longenecker got too confident of how they were doing, and decided not to study the night before. Or on the opposite end, Longenecker got so worried that they "overstudied." Perhaps Longenecker's strategy was to buzz in first so they could get the question before Sand Ridge or they wanted to be the first team bonus, so they switched into a crazy buzzing mode, which backfired on them. Possibly when Longenecker got up on stage for the last match, they looked over the crowd, saw that ever staff member, every quizzer, every quiz coach and some parents from all over 4 quizzing leagues was watching, they freaked out and weren't fully in it. (And if you want to throw in the conspiracy theory here, Sand Ridge "paid off" or made some kind of deal with Longenecker to let them win, but that's pushing it.) Whatever it may be, the results are the same. Sand Ridge won, and Longenecker lost. So Sand Ridge would be the Invitational champions for a second consecutive year. As far back as I can remember (which is 2002), that's the first time I have seen that. So this is the results of the 2007 Invitational in West Liberty:
DOUBLE ELIMINATION BRACKET
1st place: Sand Ridge (Northwest Ohio)
2nd place: Longenecker (Wayne County)
3rd place: E-Town 3 (ACC)
4th place: Slate Hill 1 (ACC)
DORCAS BRACKET
1st place: Paradise 3 (ACC)
2nd place: Strasburg 1 (ACC)
The rest of the tournament was a praise band and speaker. Both very good. Then came the announcement of next year. Our own Fred Hertzler got up to make the announcement. Because he was making the announcement, I had a feeling where it was going. I was about to be right. Fred announced first that the Invitational will be in Lancaster, Pa. I figured that the ACC cordinator would announce the the Invitational hosted by the ACC. Then came the material for next year, which I also predict correctly. We were finishing up Acts. Next year's quizzing material is Acts 10 to 28. I started on it right after Transition Day. Others weren't as excited. After 2 years of New Testament, they were ready for Old Testament, not a third year of New Testament. I really don't care. Whatever I'm given to quiz on, I'm going to be awesome in studying and quizzing on it.
Then we began loading onto the busses on the way back. It was the same exact bus number, exact same bus driver, and mostly the same teams, except Hopewell Reading replaced Hopewell Elverson. We were a little slow to leave. I was looking for the rest of my team, but found out they were outside, saying goodbye again to our host family. So I got out and joined them. Not only was our host team there, but also the other quizzers from Calvary and Crossway. We talked and took pictures. But eventually we became the hold up and got back in the busses so we could leave and head back home for Ohio.
When we got on, the coaches had to do their authority thing. Jon got up and made a speech of this being a privildge and then he laid down the rules. My favorite was, "Guys are blue. Girls are pink. We want no purpling," which roughly translated into no coupling or PDA (we think this is because of Mike and Cadance). But I was cool with that. Of course, we started out early with Mafia beceause Tim wanted to. We did that until our first stop (an early stop) but after that no one really wanted to pick up on it. At our first stop, I just went to the grocery store by myself to pick something up to eat. The bus that was suppose to pick us up was late coming back to for us, so I had to run to make my bus. That wasn't good for me, especially when I was just getting over a mild form of bronchitus. Believe it or not, when the 2nd part of the bus trip was actually quite uneventful, maybe even boring. Tim went to the front of the bus to play rook and other card games. Most people listened to music, I did some word puzzles. Some people actually fell asleep (gasp!). I also did some homework on my laptop.
Then we got off for our midway pitstop at a rest stop just for bathroom breaks. I joined in the bathroom. It was funny because the men's line was longer than the women's line, but our went faster. Then we hackey sacked until they told us to get back in. For this third part, we were making sure it wasn't going to be boring. We played games like bull and scum. Bull started out well, but it eventually got to the point that no one could even lay down the real card, everything could be bulled easily because someone had all of one number, so we just gave up on that. Then we got a game of scum going. Even Mr. Deitrick got in on it. Somewhere through the game, the rules got messed up. It ended just in time for our Somerset stop, our last stop on the trip. I wanted to go to Turkey Hill, but I wasn't sure we could cross the exit ramp. So I just followed Christine around, like I had for the past 6 years (next year will be shockingly different). We met back together at the busses docking area. I got a call from home. Chelsea wanted me to get out the hackey sack again so we sacked again. Before we left, we gave Fred a thank-you offering gift to him because we were so grateful for all he did. He was grateful and was he said his reward was working with youth alone. We were definitely going to have Fred for many years to come.
We then all loaded back onto the busses for our final stretch home. Pretty much, we played mafia all the way home. Up to the last minute. I got to play every role, even narrarator. In the last two games, we were able to pinpoint the mafia exactly. Tim was so happy, the best way to describe it was a proud father. He thought our mafia playing was perfect, being able to think it through and pin down the mafia exactly. It was pretty evil against the mafia. We convinced the mafia that the dectective wasn't the detective and convinced them that an innocent townsperson was the detective. So the detective stayed alive the whole time without the mafia noticing, so the detective could find out who it was. The last mafia game ended exactly as we pulled into Dutch Wonderland. We collected all our belongings and left quickly. I wanted to say goodbye to everyone, but Mr. Deitrick had to be at work the next day, so we didn't want to hold him up. We drove back to the Deitricks and I stayed the night there, and finally got back to my own house on Monday morning.
~~~~**END FLASHBACK**~~~~
Between that Monday morning of Transition Day and the Secret Sponser thing, I looked closely at the bracket and realized that, technically, we finished 9th place with 4 teams (including us). Since this form of the tournament began, that was the furthest Spring City has ever gotten, including the 2005 team that won the ACC Tournament. This was also a great tournament because the whole time I never got sick of being around anyone, nor was I upset at someone's performance. I truly believe that everyone performed to their full performance that weekend. We got far, did well, had fun, and gave God glory. That's what made it a great tournament.
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