Friday, March 25, 2005

Biblical firsts

1 Kings 3:16-28- first show like Jerry Springer (A Wise Ruling)
1 Kings 8:14-66- first state of the Union speech (Solomon's Prayer of Dedication)
1 Kings 11:1-13- first biblical pimp (Solomon's Wives)
1 Kings 18:16-45- first godly barbeque (Elijah on Mount Carmel)
2 Kings 2:19-22- first discovery of chlorine (Healing of the water)
2 Kings 4:38-41- First poison control and first discovery that marijuana is fatal (Death in the pot)

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