Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Screw Dock for screwing me!

I HATE DOCK!!!! I'm not asking for much. Just a little acknowledgement, appreciation and respect from Christopher Dock for what I do. But I don't get it. I am sooo pissed at Dock! Last week was the awards ceremony. I was not given the Bible Award. I am usually a humble person, but let me step out of my humility and demonstrate why I deserve this award.

In all 4 years of Christopher Dock, I have gotten all A's in all the Bible classes, including the elective Faith Walk class. Each A was only one or percents away from being an 100% A+. The worse I ever did was in sophomore Bible when I started out with a B, but worked extra hard, even doing many extra credit things to get it back up to that high A. I have thrived at every thing I have done in these Bible classes. I wrote lengthy papers about my faith. I researched deep any research projects. I recited all the Old Testament books within two weeks of Freshman Bible. Heck, I pretty much taught the chapter on Exodus! Not only have I done well in my Bible classes, but I enjoy them! Every year Bible has been my favorite class to go. I love hearing what the yeachers I have to say. I yearn to learn what God has in store in His Word. A lot of students at Dock dislike the class and only take it because it is required. I embrace it. I actually wish there was more Bible classes at Dock, and I would take them all.


I am a Bible Quizzer! How many quizzers does Dock have? Only me! That's because I'm the furthest east quizzer in the ACC. There are no quizzers in the Lansdale area (unless they are Nazarene quizzers or WBQA). All of them are in Lancaster and the surrounding area. But when you go there, you'll find about 300 to 400 of them! I have been in Bible Quizzing for 6 years, but since this is about high school, let's just focus in the four years that I was in high school. In the last 4 years, I scored (in sequential order of year, starting with 9th grade) 370, 510, 585 and 530 points. I have placed (in same order) 78th, 34th, 12th, and 16th. In the past four years I was one of the top 100 quizzers, in the past three years one of the top 50 quizzers, and in the past two years one of the top 20 quizzers. Remember this is out of 300 to 400 quizzers, and quite a few are of like and greater strength than I am. But let's not just talk about me, let's talk about my team. In 2005, my quiz team won the ACC Tournament championship. The team didn't win any awards this year, but we we were in first place in our league for 2 weeks, the first place team of all ACC teams in the 2nd week, and fiinished about 5th or 6th, a high placing out of 3o teams. Our average reached as high 145 points/match, and was in the triple digits for six weeks. We were the top team in our group for the ACC Tournament, and tied four teams for 9th place in the Invitational, the highest Spring City has gotten in the Invitational since this tournament method has begun four years ago. You cannot deny the accomplishment there. Quizzing is not as easy as it sounds. You can not just pick up a Bible and answer questions. These questions are not easy. They are extremely detailed, and demand detailed answers. It takes lots and lots of studying. Sacrifice is required to make time for the studying, from sacrificing school activities to study time for academics to other hobbies. I have left a lot of things for quizzing. All I wanted was a little recognition from the school.

For the past two summers, I have been a summer missionary for Child Evangelism Fellowship. I have gone all over Montgomer County teaching children at 5-Day Clubs, mini VBS at people's homes. I teach them bible memory verses, songs, bible stories and missionary stories. Most importantly, I teach them the gospel. Don't get me wrong, Jesus did tell us to help the poor and the "least of these" as stated in Matthew 25, but I feel more fufilling in teach the gospel than other missions. One example is that many youth groups are going down to the area hit by Hurricane Katrina and rebuilding houses. It's good that they are concerned where the newly homeless are going to live, but the area is a target for hurricanes. There's no guantee that house the youth group built will still be in two years. When I share the gospel, they are getting something no hurricane, no natural disaster, or anything else can take away. When people ask me what kind of missions I'm doing, their last guess is evangelism. It's almost like evangelism is forgotten in missions. It's no good to help the body, but not the soul. This earth is only for a while, but the spirit will last forever, and so will the gospel. Once again, I want to tell you that teaching 5-Day clubs for CEF is not something any person can do. I have to take a 2-week training course every year. For these 2 weeks, I am taught how to teach children, share the gospel, and tell a good story. For each bible story and missionary story, as well as one bible memory verse and song, I am evaulted on in practicums, which I need to pass. After doing all 12 practicums, I get a diploma for completion. Child Evangelism Fellowship acknowledged that I know the Bible story well enough to teach the children, and give me their blessing to do so. I have passed two years, and I am about do this again for a third year.

I am active in Frederick Mennonite Church's Youth Group. I have gone on retreats with them. I, along with my sister and her children, are probably the most dedicated to the youth group. I lead a Bible Study on Thursdays. My youth leader considers me as a part of leadership for the youth group. She fills me in on what she is planning to do. This summer, I am going to co-teach with her for the VBS for youth. Expanding to the whole church, they respect my opinions and what I do. I always get their blessing for bible quizzing, CEF missions, and anything I do for the church and youth group.

Finally, let's look at my future. I am going to Lancaster Bible college, a BIBLE college. I am going to major in BIBLE through the BIBLE ministry program. I am going to get my bachelors degree in Bible, my masters degree in Bible, and finally my Ph.D on Bible. I am going to go to Jerusalem on my junior year in college to further my studies. I will most likely go into teaching Bible. I want to write a book that will end up in the 200s in the Dewey Decimal System, with the rest of the religious books. C.D. well knew about this. Isn't it embarrasing that Christopher Dock couldn't recognize it?

You can't just simply ignore these five things, and you can't just dismiss them as nothing. Seriously, what more do I have to do? Join a convent with a bunch of monks vowing silence? I have done so much in Bible. What do you want from me? I have a few theories on why I didn't win and those who did were the winners.

Maybe if I change my last name. What should I change my last name to be so Dock would like it? Landis? Bergey? Derstine? Detweiler? Moyer? Godshall? Hunsberger? Weaver? Ruth?Maybe I should just be Graham Landis-Bergey-Derstine-Detweiler-Moyer-Ruth-Hunsberger-Weaver-Godshall? Can't go wrong there! I'm sick of being set back because I don't have the "right" last name!

Maybe I should change church. If I stop going to the small Mennonite church and go to a big mainstream Mennonite church, I can get noticed. Which one should I go to to make Dock happy? Franconia? Souderton? Blooming Glen? Salford? Indian Valley? It's almost like Dock forgot that Frederick is part of the Franconia Conference. I am a youth in the Franconia Confrence just as much as any other Mennonite at Dock!

Maybe I should get adapted by PA Dutch Mennonite parents. Maybe I need to be in what my pastor calls a "shoofly Mennonite," someone who is Mennonite because their parents were Mennonite, their grandparents were Mennonite, and their great grandparents were Mennonite, and so on until we've gone so far back playing the Mennonite game that you found you're somehow related to Menno himself! Well, excuse me that both my grandparents are both catholic. It's not like I got to choose who my parents and grandparents are. I actually think it means more for my family to be Mennonite than theirs. I get crap from my one grandfather (the Korean veteran) because I am Mennonite and refuse to fight in any war. They decide to be Mennonite, and they get a nice pat on the head and a thumbs up from their grandparents.. My grandfather won't support me for being Mennonite, can't my high school do that for me?

Maybe I should give loads of money to Christopher Dock. I could pretty much pay off for the award. Well, I'm not that rich. So I'll have to sell a lot of my stuff. Yeah, that's in the Bible. And Jesus said, "Sell everything you have and give to Christopher Dock. Then you will have true riches in heaven, and on Dock campus have a building named after you." Take note of that C.D. underclassmen, every time Christopher Dock says "big supporter" they mean "gives lots of money." A good song to describe C.D. would Kayne West's "Gold Digger" beacuse Christopher Dock "ain't messin' with no broke-y broke." ("They take my money...when I'm in need....") I'm sorry that I need my church's help through the Brotherhood/Mennonite education plan (which our church is no longer on). But it shouldn't be so that those who don't get advantages or get excused from misbehavior.

Maybe I'm being refused this award because I am not going to a Mennonite college or going into Mennonite missions. I chose Lancaster Bible College because none of the Mennonite colleges had the programs I wanted for Bible, and there wasn't a lot of students in the Bible department. The 5 big Mennonite colleges were just Christian liberal arts colleges, not Bible colleges like I needed. Here, I will be fully prepared in the Bible, but still be able to keep ahold of my Mennonite beliefs. The Mennonite missions are great, but I don't think missions should be graded by what denomination they come from.

Is it because I won't sing Dock's praises about its community? Is it because I discovered Dock's dirty laundry, or that I discovered Dock sweeps the dirt under the carpet. Sometimes I see C.D. like the Sanhedrin in Acts 7. When they hear a problem, they close their eyes, cover their ears and go "LA LA LA! We can't hear you!" So I discovered Christopher Dock isn't heaven on earth like they want to believe. I see they have holes in their community. It isn't a perfect community like they want, but is a victim of a clique system, like other high schools. I pointed out Dock's Jr./Sr. Banquet is hypocritical because it goes against their teachings and covenant statement. I am aware of some kids use drugs, some who curse and use the Lord's name in vain and some who watch pornography. Hey, as long as its not on Dock's campus. I see problems and, unlike Dock, I'm not going to hide the fact that I know of them. So raising me up would be admitting their problems, which they're not going to do. Besides, I don't know why they are so worried about my theology and what I am preaching. If I can be told by my Bible teachers at Dock that the first 11 chapters of Genesis are historically noncredable, that is not right to look at the Bible as totally God's Word guided by the Holy Spirit or that another teacher can preach day-age theory as a truth (I just heard about this second hand from a student), my theology is the least of their worries. Otherwords, I'd be in line with them.

So that's why I think Christopher Dock did not award me the Bible award. I didn't have the last name, wasn't born into the right family, didn't go to the right church, don't have enough money, and won't sing praise Dock endlessly. Because I don't have any of those, my record of Biblical accomplishments was ignored. The ones that did win the award did have the right last name, were part of the right family, the right church, and the right income, able to give to Dock as much as wanted. On top of that, they think highly of Christopher Dock. It doesn't help that both are class officers. I don't have respect for them after what they did. They cheated on the Arts Day class project. They were fully aware I was not going to Arts Day and that I didn't want to be part of it, even in the class project. But they didn't respect me or my decision. Instead, they forged my picture, getting a picture of me that I am totally unaware of. All so they could have a perfect attendance. The ironic part was that it wasn't needed, the seniors won by 4 points. By not having me, they would only lost a tenth of a point, meaning they would have by 3.9 points. But nope, the senior class wanted the illusion they were united, so they had all pictures up, even the forged one. That really makes me sick.

I have other problem on why they got the award and I didn't. Both of them have been recognized and awarded with many other things at Christopher Dock. All I wanted is this one award, but no, they had to be given another award, added on to their many. I could go on and on, but I'm not. They could point out flaws for me, and I can just as well point out some good things on top of that. It's just that at this point these two were put at the advantage and I was put at a disadvantage by things I couldn't control.

But I want to point out that this isn't just about one award. The Bible award is just the tip of the icebeg, or rather the spark to gunpowder keg. In the lifetime span of my high school career, of all the above things, I never ever got any recognition, or any sort of acknowledgement, or any kind of respect for doing these things. It's like they told me I am not Biblical or spiritual enough for them. Occasionally, some teachers (not a lot) will ask how quizzing is going, but it always seems to be when I'm not quizzing, so there is not much to say. I almost got the chance to talk in chapel about CEF in chapel, but it kept getting cancelled. When I spoke at the last "worship night" during the GS2012, I got thanks from some teachers, but it now feels all empty if they heard what they called great, but then wouldn't award me this award. I was hoping this award would be the award to finally recognize my talents, but it wasn't. So as of now, the only time I have been awarded anything by Dock is my freshman year at the All-Hackman awards, which was really made up by a fill-in teacher and I'm not sure C.D. really was fully behind it. But thank you, Mr. Hackman, for appreciating me.

So yes, I am still mad beyond belief. I want to rage my anger outloud to every teacher and every student. When I heard them announce the name, and I wasn't one of them, I was really pissed off, but at the same time I was thinking in the back in my mind, "[sarcastically] We didn't see this coming. [end sarcasm] Go figure." To some level, it was predictable. But instead I had some hope. That was my mistake. I gave Christopher Dock the benefit of the doubt. They didn't deserve it.

And yes, I know that a few years from now that no one will really remember who won the award. But I can one person who will - the recepient for the award. I wouldn't care about what the audience in the chapel thought, I would be happy because I won the award, and was finally recognized by Dock for what I have done. And I would remember that forever, just like the Hackman award in my freshman year or the computer award in middle school graduation. Ah yes, the computer award. I was so proud I won that award because I thought from 7th grade to 9th grade my future college schooling and career would involve using computers. To me, Penn View had recognized what my future was going to be like. If only Christopher Dock would have done the same. We can actually relate this back to quizzing. I'm not sure how many quizzers would remember that my team won the ACC Tournament in 2005. But I was in it, so I remember it. Whenever I think of it, I treasure it in my heart. And you never know, someone might remember it. I can name every final season match from 2002, as well as the championship team from the Invitational. It would have been great to been able to do the same with Dock, but nope, not going to happen.

So what to do? Nothing really. I am passive-aggressive. So this is what I will do. I'll just pursue my dreams in Bible. I will get my Ph.D in Bible, become a professor of Bible, write books, and spend Sabbaticals working in Israel. This might make me well known. I'll be asked to speak at seminars and confrences. Soon Christopher Dock will hear of me again, and go "Hey! A graduate from here. Will you come and speak?" And I'll say, "Nope. According to you, I'm not Biblical or Spiritual enough." That, or Christopher Dock Mennonites will treat me like THP, who were also unliked Dock grads, and again dismiss me as a crazy preacher. But I don't want to help Christopher Dock in any way. If Christopher Dock refusese to acknowlege me in any of my accomplishments, I refuse to recognize Dock for my accomplishments. They will never get me back on their campus, and never get me to donate for their cause.

Jesus said to them, "Surely you will quote this proverb to me: 'Physician, heal yourself! Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.' "I tell you the truth," he continued, "no prophet is accepted in his hometown."
-Luke 4:23,24

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Flashback: 2007 Invitational in West Liberty, Ohio

I'm not completely out of the clear yet, but the only homework I have right now is long term, with due dates in the future. Now, I can tell everyone about the wonderous adventures I had in Ohio roughly a month ago!

~~~~~***FLASHBACK***~~~~~

Thursday Night:
I arrived at the Deitricks Thursday for our usual practice. Since this was the beginning of the Ohio trip, we were also having dinner and staying overnight. I had to bring everything over that night. I had my suitcase and my carry-on bag. I had to make sure I had everything for the bus rides. My laptop for homework my teacher assigned (he actually wanted me to e-mail to him during the trip!), quizzing stuff to practice, puzzle book and novel for solo time, hackey sack and playing cards for fun bus games with friends, the mp3 player for music and spoken text, and the medication for my cough I was still getting over from the last week. In making sure I had everything on my carry-on, I forgot a sleeping bag and pillow! So my mom brought it about 3 hours later. Hey, I wasn't the only one to forget something. Chelsea's mom had to bring Chelsea her money for meals on the bus ride.

After a dinner of chicken, we started quiz practice. We had our normal 4 matches. I believe I quizzed out 3, errored out 1. I enjoyed my last time with Black Thunder, my buzzer. Then, of course, Tim gave Bryan his keyword questions and began drilling him immeadiately. I went with Mr. Deitrick to go pick up the van at the church and bring it back to their home. I enjoyed the ride up with Mr. Deitrick. It's always a good experience talking with Dave. When I came back, I found Bryan now at the quizmaster seat, quizzing Chelsea and Tim on keyword questions. Of course, I had to get in on this. After a while, we decided to end the questions and pack up the buzzers for the year. We had snack. We also tried to come up with a game to play. It didn't help that Mike, Tim AND Bryan all had Risk, but none remembered to bring it. Chelsea got out Battle of the Sexes game. We had fun just asking the questions from the cards, without the board. Then we went into playing Scum. I started out President, but finished up Scum. We played until 1 AM, when we were told to go to bed by Mrs. Deitrick. I slept in the same room as Michael, which always does scare me. You never how much (or shall I say how little) he wears, what he'll talk about, or how many stray farts will be released. I listened to my text as I dozed into sleep.

Friday:
Four hours later, I was awaken by Mrs. Deitrick right at 5:00 AM. They wanted us up and ready to go. Some were tired, some were excited about the bus ride. We got everything loaded, and those who wanted breakfast ate breakfast. We left Pottstown at 5:30 AM. The drive only took 90 minutes. We reached Dutch Wonderland, where the busses were leaving, by 7 AM, a half hour before the busses even began loading. We were like the 2nd vehicle there. Some staff got there before us. So we sat in our van for a half hour and waited for the busses to open and begin loading. Once they did, we started right away and got first dibs on the seats. The Spring City quizzers sat in between the middle back. We were also on the same bus as 2 Zion teams, 2 Hopewell teams, and Rockville. Hopewell sat behind us, Zion sat in front of us, and Rockville intermingled with our team. I sat with Christine, the same for all 4 years I've gone to Ohio. Tim and Mike were directly behind us, Chelsea and Bryan across the aisle, and in front of us was Jule and Wendy from Rockville.

The busses departed from the parking lot a little after 8 AM. Tim, of course, wanted to start playing Mafia immeadiately. We convinced him to wait until we got on the highway. Then we started the mafia. We had quizzers from every team in the game. The number of players was around 12 to 14. We had some good games. I played a fair share in all roles. I didn't seem to do too well, especially that one round when my fellow Mafia killed me off when people were getting suspicious. And another round, I knew Tim was the mafia, but he convinced everyone else I was and killed me out early, so I couldn't beat him. Anywayz, we played 6 rounds of mafia before we got to our first stop. It was about 10:15 when we arrived at Somerset. Some restaurants were still doing breakfast, some lunch, others both. I literally saw McDonalds change the breakfast menu to lunch. In keeping with a custom I started my first year, I bought a Happy Meal with a toy inside so I could use the toy as a quizzing buddy. I got Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! As Mike would later point out, Mutant Ninja turtles have pretty awesome biceps, thighs, and calves. He was ripped. Christine and I then went to Starbucks to get some hot chocolate. Their hot cocoa is just as strong as their coffee.

When we got back on the busses and left during the hour of 11 AM, Tim wanted to get right back into Mafia. Everyone else was tired out from Mafia, so no one wanted to play again. So people went to do individual activities. People read books and magazines, listened to music, did puzzles, studied quizzing (I was one of those) and talked. Tim got so bored because he wasn't playing a card game, he actually fell asleep. It was quite humorous, so I took a picture of it. Jon wanted to put makeup on him, but the Deitricks decided it would be best not to so Tim wouldn't want to seek revenge. I saw the normal things, like the windmills and the tunnels, which I held my breath with a lot of the other quizzers. At sometime in the afternoon, we made a pit stop at a rest stop. It was a simple rest stop, with only vending machines and bathrooms. It was only suppose 15 minutes, but it lasted a half hour. There was hackey sacking and football throwing. After a half hour, Fred rounded us back into the busses and we continued on our way. Now that we were exercised, we got back into game playing mode. So Spring City quizzers got together and played scum again. I was for the longest time scum and vice scum, but near the end I got up to president and enjoyed a reign of a few turns up there. That lasted us until our next rest stop.

This rest stop was in Ohio. I wanted to go to Wendy's and the grocery store across the street, so I took a bus to get there. At Wendy's I had a bacon cheeseburger and their new float. Of course, I wanted coke instead of rootbeer and chocolate instead of vanilla. I went into the grocery store to browse around, but nothing caught my attention. The only thing I noticed was how packed the store was with Ohio State merchandise because OSU was in the Final Four. So I went back, ate dinner, and took the bus back to my bus. When we departed from that rest stop, we knew it wouldn't be long from there, so none of us got involved in any game, but we still had fun. We found out that Bryan had a likin' for Bekah Berg, so we tried to get the two to talk to each other. We also found out he had another crush on Mel, so we got Mel to come back and talk to him, but he didn't do too much talking, so I had to. Another moment we won't forget is Schwager's annual trip to the bathroom. We begged him as he headed that way, "NO, MICHAEL, DON'T DO IT!!" As soon as he went in, I began to time him. 18 minutes and 50 seconds later, Mike emerged from the bathroom. We all applauded him. Luckily, he remembered to take his quizbook with him. "I read all of Acts!" he proudly announced as he came out. Sure enough, he took out his Axe, like it would help the smell. Speaking of studying, we did some last minute studying, especially to the rookies. Before you knew it, we were at West Liberty High School.

Protocol says that the quizcoach waits at the bus enterance for the host family, and the quizteam waits on the bus until they come. As time passed, teams one by one left, until Spring City was the only one left on. The team was getting antsy from cabin fever, wanting to get off. I was especially antsy because Dave was receiving the packet with the tournament info in it, like the brackets. Vicki got them for me and we learned that our first placement match was against Paradise 1. Finally, our host family came. We got all our stuff and headed to her minivan. We quickly found out all our stuff and the team was not going to fit on in one trip. So half of the team went with all the luggage, and Dave, Vicki, Chelsea and I stayed back. In this time, we hackey sacked and talked to one of the Ohio quizmasters. Eventually, she came back in her minivan and we went over to her house.

I can't remember their last names, but all their children's names began with L. The two olders were quizzers for West Liberty. Their oldest son, Landon, quizzed for Crossway Community and the eldest daughter, Lauren (I have a habit of having host families with pretty daughters :)) quizzed for Calvary. I thought this was odd have 2 children quizzing for 2 different churches. They gave us free time before some rounds of questions. The boys excluding me played basketball. The girls and I played volleyball. It was a good idea for me. I was still suffering from the aftermath of the sickness and it made me short of breath. So once it got dark, we went inside for practice. We started out having rounds of questions with just our team, but then we decided to join up with Landon's Ohio team, who came for their practice. We shared keyword questions and quizmatch stories. We found out that West Liberty quizzes about 51 matches in a year! Wow! No wonder they are good. After a while, we decided to go to bed. We were in Landon's room. Just like the grocery store, it was decked out in OSU. Mike got top bunk, Tim got bottom bunk, I got pullout mattress, Bryan had the floor. Once again, I fell asleep with the beautiful sound of the dramatized text.

Saturday:
The quizzing began at 8:00 A.M. with all the teams meeting together in the gym of West Liberty High School. It was apparent that there team mascot was the Tiger because everything was orange and black. Even one section of the bleachers was orange with black stripes. I liked it. I thought it was pretty cool. It was quite the sight seeing all the teams filter in. The West Liberty cordinator got up and welcomed us here to West Liberty. He had assisstants hand out a fixed, new schedule. The old one had one page printed twice. Our first match against Paradise 1 was in a classroom, but we still had 2 rounds before our match was up. So the whole team went into that room to watch matches. We watched the speed the quizmaster spoke and how his rulings worked. Ironically, the 2 matches before us were 2 other Paradise teams. Finally, it was our turn against Paradise 1. We sat early, so early that that we were 10 minutes ahead of schedule. So the quizmaster wanted to stay on time, so we waited. Our team took the time to practice buzzing. We had these crazy buzzers, which we called "The Jetson buzzers" because they looked like they were from the future and they also looked like planes. So I pretended my buzzer was a plane. Perhaps the different buzzer may have played a factor on how I performed. I got one buzz in right so I could contribute for team bonus, but after that I got 2 errors. I was on the edge to error out. We eventually we got team bonus, and we were up with 110 points. Fact: when a team gets at least 100 points, it is impossible for the other team to catch up. So when we scored 110 points, we let up. Paradise 1 didn't and went at at normal speed, and still errored. The kid across from me errored twice and gave me two bonuses. I know we were trying to let up, but I wasn't going to look stupid. Besides, I think acting that stupid would be the ultimate insult to Paradise 1. We won our first placement match, putting us right away in in the double elimination bracket.

We went to the brackets to find out where we were and against what team. The team we were going to quiz against was the winner of a second round placement match. I found out it was going to be the winner of Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. So I wanted to watch it to scout out the opponent. Christine wanted to watch it to watch the quizzers. Mrs. Deitrick though we were going to watch it because we wanted to watch our friends who were on our bus. So while Michael was following Reading and Bryan & Tim was playing basketball, the rest of us watch Hopewell 1 vs. Good Shepherd 3. It was an interesting match. There were a couple contests and a few judges meetings. It was apparent the staff were new at this, for they mad some bad rulings. Hopewell strived through it and came out victorious. I made a comment to Christine about how I thought we could take them. Mrs. Deitrick looked at me and said, "Wait, they are our next oppenent?" I said, "Yeah. Why do you think I'm watching them?" Mrs. Deitrick told the Bergs the news. Their excitement of winning quickly died down knowing they would quiz against us. We went back to update the bracket and then we were off to our next quizmatch.

We were first to the room. I did last minute studying my going over Mrs. Deitricks study guides. Hopewell 1 entered the room, and Bryant said, "So, it this the execution room?" We prayed together and started the match. Perhaps execution was an accurately described word. We won the match 130 to 30. But I did see improvement on the team from the last time we quizzed against them. And althought it wasn't a big difference, it was better than when we beat them 155 to 10, with Hopewell almost losing points due to errors. Mrs. Deitrick still felt bad about it and said to me, "Please tell me they're not out of it." I pointed out they were just in the losers bracket, and even if they lost the next match, they'd end up in the Dorcus bracket. If you're curious to know what happened to Hopewell 1, they would win against Strasburg 1 in the losers bracket, but the next match they lost to Longnecker, knocking them out of the tournament. I heard that loss was by a matter of 5 points.

With time before our next match, we decided to get in line for lunch. Christine predicted it would be chicken because we have been served chicken in the past. Sure enough, she was right. After lunch, we updated the brackets again. I then went to go purchase a quizzing shirt that they were selling. On the front it says "Bible Quizzing 2007 West Liberty, Ohio." and on the back it says, "Take off your sandals, for the place you are standing is quizzing ground." I got it personalized with "Graham Holcomb quizzer extrodinaire" for a few extra dollars. Before you knew it, it was time for our next match. It was against Forest Hills. But by the time the match was ready to start, there was no audience. It was just the 2 teams, their coaches, and the staff! I asked, "Does anyone know there is a match here?" Apparently not. The match went well, and we won again. We were advancing further into the winners' bracket.

So we went back to the brackets to see what our next match was against. There we met up with our host family to find out how we were doing. We compared performances. Then we figured out that we were playing Calvary, the team that our host family's daughter was on. This was also exciting because it was the first Ohio team we were quizzing against. We joked around that if Spring City beat Calvary, Spring City might find themselves sleeping outside that night. It was a team of 5. 4 of the 5 were these blonde chicks. At the first impression, they looked crazy. They did this finger wave thing, as one quizzer would go down the line, touch fingers and go "WOO!" It seemed like they were the West Liberty equivilant of Spring City. That's probably why we were at their home. They may have seemed crazy, but they were also crazy good. They always made good buzzes and got in before us. They quickly picked up the points and team bonus. We had nothing against them. We lost. With one loss, we were on the losers side of the bracket.

Now being on the losers' side of the bracket, we had less time between matches. So even though we had a round between our two matches, we went to our next room. It just so happened that the in between match was our friends from Reading. They were quizzing against Neffsville 1. I scorekept the match. It got close at sometimes, but Reading did win. Reading and Neffsville 1 cleared out of the room and Rockville entered. And that was it. Just like our Forest Hills match, it was just the quizzers, their coaches and the staff. The match was close the whole way. By the end of question 13, we called a timeout and looked at the situation. We knew that we would win as long as Rockville did not get team bonus. Question 14 began "What did the Son of...." and Chelsea buzzed it. Obviously she got it wrong. Question began with "What book..." and Mike buzzed in. Thirty seconds later, Mike came up with nothing. The match ended with us as the winners and an errie feelings. The staff looked at each other. There was mumuring from the Rockville side. I quickly left the match. I want to make it clear right now: SPRING CITY DID NOT BLOCK TEAM BONUS. Spring City would never block team bonus. It is true we were well aware we could win as long Rockville didn't get team bonus. But it all is good explanation for this. Chelsea is fast because we taught here to buzz crazy. Tim's idea of having rookies buzz in on the third word got to Chelsea. Chelsea will buzz in on the third, whether a good or badd buzz. For Chelsea to wait until the fifth word, Chelsea actually slowed down. As for Mike (who was one right answer away from a quiz out), he was being Mike. When Mike gets under pressure, he can sometimes forget things or make simple mistakes. Mike made a good buzz in at "what book." It's different from "In what book," a footnote question. We told Mike over and over again the answer is Isaiah, which was the correct answer for the question. But Mike being Mike buzzed in, knew it was a good buzz, but forgot why. So this was the normal performance of Spring City. I say it again, Spring City would never cheat in such a way. The Deitricks have taught this team to be better than that. We'd rather lose gracefully than win unfairly. But I don't blame Rockville for being upset or the staff for being suspicious. If a team did that against me and knocked me out of the tournament, I'd be suspicious and upset, too. I did display my disaproval to Mike and Chelsea. The Deitricks thought I was a little hard on them, but I didn't want that incident to follow us, especially if we were to go all the way. Later on, I did apologize to one of the Rockville quizzers for knocking them out of the tournament in that fashion and set things straight.

Our next match was against Lockport 1. I was told later that Lockport 1 was the 2nd place team for Northwest Ohio. There was more of an audience for this one. Since Reading was knocked out of the tournament, they came to watch us. Some of Zion arrived as well. The score started as 10-10, then it was 20-20, then 30-30. When one team took a lead, the other team would come back and tie it up. Even with quizouts, when one side had a quizout, so did the other one. It was like that to the end, but in the final couple questions, we took the lead and won.

We had to hurry to our next match in the next round. I quickly went into the the cafeteria to look athe brackets and found out Petra 2 was our next oppenent. I have high regards for Petra 2. They were in the top in their league for a while. We had the Jetson buzzers again. My cord was incredibly long, so I wrapped it around my arm. It was weird also because we were on art stools. Petra 2 quizzed just as I would have expected. Petra 2 took the lead. By the end of question 13, we were losing 80 to 50. Team bonus would tie it up and we were one away. Tim sacrificed his seat so Chelsea could come in and increase our chances of getting team bonus. After question 14, the score was the same. The quizmaster satarted, "How many swor..." Christine buzzed in. Time started flying by. As the time came near to running out, Christine answered "all" and was marked wrong. We were all sad because we were out of the tournament, but Christine seemed to be more upset than the rest of us. It was especially weird because that’s something Tim or I would do, not Christine. She didn’t tell me a sure answer, but I came to the conclusion that it had something to do with not being able to provide for her team. I thought to myself, “That’s nothing to get depressed about. She has provided many times in these six past years.” Then it hit me. This year was Christine’s last. She had exceeded the age limit and could not quiz the following year. I realized that after six years, six years of thick and thin, Christine would no longer be there. We had quizzed our last match together. I emotionally lost it and started tearing up. All I could do was thank her for six great years, and then I stepped aside to take a breather.We were now out of the tournament. Spring City was done for the year.

Our team actually decided to stay in the same room because another interesting match was starting in there. It was Petra 1 vs. Calvary. The 2nd place ACC team was taking on the team that beat us in the winners' side of the bracket. I truly believed Calvary had the chance to take down Petra 1. Maybe they could have, bu they didn't this time. They got buzzes in, but they kept erroring, erroring so much they were losing points. Another reason Calvary was like the West Liberty version of Spring City. They were loud, crazy, and prone to error. After 15 questions, Calvary errored on 9 of them. Petra 1 easily picked up the bonuses and won the match. Calvary was eliminated.

Being out of the tournament, and no good matches to watch, we went to dinner. Dinner was a simple hoagie. Reading got ahead of us, and Mike was with them. Tim and Bryan were in the the gym. The Deitricks had gone to the coach's meeting for the way home. So we got in line and waited for dinner. In line I met a girl from Central, from the Northwest Ohio Confrence. We talked for a while, comparing performance and other teams in our conference. She congratulaed us for winning against Lockport 1 because she said that team was a difficult one this year. She was familiar with Sand Ridge winning. She called someone up on her cell and told the person on the other end, "Yeah, Sand Ridge is winning...again..." We waited in a long line, and when waiting in line, we heard a loud cheer coming from the Reading table, mostly Michael's sound. Christine looked at me and guessed right away what it meant. "We're going to be on the same bus with Reading and Zion." Sure enough, she was right. Mrs. Deitrick told us we were going to be on a bus with Zion and Reading. It was going to be a crazy bus.

After dinner we went to watch the 3 remaining matches of the day. First, Sand Ridge beat E-Town 3. Sand Ridge would be going into the Sunday final match undefeated (including placement matches). The next two matches were in the losers bracket. The first match was Slate Hill 1 vs. Longenecker. Longenecker had an early loss in the winners bracket, but was just making it well through the losers bracket. They had just beat Weaverland 1, the team that beat them in the placement match AND the winners bracket. I guess the third time is the charm. Their oppenent was Slate Hill 1, our championship team. Just recently lost Sand Ridge, the champion tean of Northwest Ohio, they had re-entered in the losers bracket against Petra 1 and had beaten them for the third time in the year. Slate Hill fought hard, but Longenecker won. Slate Hill 1, ACC champions, finished 4th place. Lastly, the newly defeated E-Town 3 was quizzing against the resurrected Longenecker. Longenecker couldn't be stopped and kept going for another win. The final match(es) was going to be Sand Ridge vs. Longenecker on Sunday. E-Town 3 finished 3rd, finishing 3rd for the second tournament this year, finishing 3rd in the Invitational for a second consecutive year.

Just like last Invitational, there was ice cream after all the matches Saturday night. I had chocolate. Then I sat at at table, watching a Final Four match on the TV they had. It was the Ohio St. game. I remember how much the whole state of Ohio was into having their state university in the Final Four. In one of their stores, I saw a whole aisle of Ohio St. apparrel and merchandise. If you could put an OSU logo on it, the item had it. We all watched as Ohio State won the game, and everyone from Ohio cheered. I didn't care about that game, but was upset that UCLA lost against Florida St. in their game. UCLA was the last team alive in my fantasy bracket (which I lost). Then we went back to the host family's house.

To our suprise (although Mrs. Deitrick overhead some talking), we were having a party. It was Spring City, Crossway Community, and Calvary. There was snack foods, soda, water, even a punch bowl. We talked about the quizzing of the day, but only for a short while. Our fun started with talking about Michael's crazy wrestling maneuvers. He even demonstrated one on the host's son. Then they got into playing wrestling games, like leg wrestling and the swords game (the poking game, I like to call it). Chelsea couldn't resist and got in on both. Then they got playing into card games. So of course, Tim wanted to play a game of Mafia. One was played, but only one because it dispersed. While we waited for another card game, I played Tim in on chess on a mini travel chess board. I did lose, but Tim didn't checkmate me as fast as he planned. Later on, they played Spoons and Egyptian Screwrat, but I didn't get in on it. I knew I was going to play card games all day on the bus, so I wasn't ready for a whole night of it, too. Besides, it was getting way to physical for card games. To get a spoon, you tackled anyone going after a spoon and wrestled anyone who had one. In Egyptian Ratscrew, you really slapped...hard! Both in both physical games, the last 3 players were girls. That Egyptian Ratscrew game lasted a long time. People were falling asleep. Bryan couldn't make and fell asleep right on the couch. Mrs. Deitrick saw it best to put him to bed, so she asked him to bring Bryan upstairs. We though Mike would hold him properly, almost like a big baby. But instead he grabbed him by the middle, and his neck whiplashed back hard! That woke him up. As Mike carried him upstairs, I heard Bryan say, "Mike, put me down!"

At 1 a.m., when the adults and girls (except Chelsea) left and went to bed, we got out the Risk board began to play. There was 6 players. Mike, as always everytime I played him, got the upperhand. He made two "border alliances that were mutally beneficial" (his words exactly) with 2 other players. Tim quickly lost and was mad about it. He complained about it when everyone else took their turn. He kept saying that "Mike has it won" just because he was out. But hearing this, it convinced the Ohio guys so they forefeit and ended the game. I was upset because I could have made a comeback against Mike, but because everyone else gave up, I had to, too. I got over it, but Tim wouldn't let it go. As I we walked about the stairs and got ready for bed, Tim and Mike argued. We got into the bed and turned off the lights. They were still arguing. An hour later, there were still arguing. I was trying to fall asleep, but the bickering wouldn't allow it. I eventually did fall asleep, so I really don't know when it ended.

Sunday:
We got up Sunday morning around 7 AM. I got dressed, packed everything up, and cleaned up our mess. Mike claimed he lost a pair of boxers. They served us breakfast, but of course I don't break my nightly fast until lunch. We gave them our gift out of gratitude and thanked them for all they did for us. We loaded all our stuff in the car and left for West Liberty High School. Once we got their we loaded all our stuff in our bus and reserved seats. It was us, Reading, Zion and Rockville. Rockville got the back, so Spring City got the next back. Then we went into the gym for the final showdown.

Sunday morning's events started out with the that final match between Sand Ridge and Longenecker. For those who saw, they may have been confused why the match went down the way it did. I believe I understood it better by seeing the whole tournament picture, and so might you, before I telly you what happened. In the tournament, Sand Ridge won their first placement match, and won every match in the winners' bracket, leading up to that final match. Longenecker lost their first placement match against Weaverland 1, but then one their second placement match. They got placed in the winners' bracket, won against West Clinton 2 and Maple Grove 1, but then lost to Weaverland 1 again. That lost put their near to the back of the losers' bracket. In thier first match in the losers' bracket, against Hopewell 1, they won by only a matter of 5 points. It was a close match. Somehow Longenecker get themselves back together, and started advancing one match at a time down the losers' bracket, including going against Weaverland 1 for a third time (but this time winning!). After beating 4 ACC teams in a row, Longenecker had made it to the final match. But the way Longenecker played, they didn't seem like one of the top 2 teams. By the end of the match, Longenecker errored 10 times! That's 2/3 of the match. That also means that 2/3 of the match was bonuses for Sand Ridge. It was like the championship match was handed to Sand Ridge on a silver platter, because they easily picked up the bonuses. Longenecker's score went deep into the negative numbers, but they did score a few points to shrink the negative number. 15 questions (and 10 errors) later, Sand Ridge won 135 to -5. I'm pretty sure that Sand Ridge never got team bonus, making their score even more impressive. What happened to Longenecker? There's a lot of theories (including a possible conspiracy theory). Maybe Longenecker got too confident of how they were doing, and decided not to study the night before. Or on the opposite end, Longenecker got so worried that they "overstudied." Perhaps Longenecker's strategy was to buzz in first so they could get the question before Sand Ridge or they wanted to be the first team bonus, so they switched into a crazy buzzing mode, which backfired on them. Possibly when Longenecker got up on stage for the last match, they looked over the crowd, saw that ever staff member, every quizzer, every quiz coach and some parents from all over 4 quizzing leagues was watching, they freaked out and weren't fully in it. (And if you want to throw in the conspiracy theory here, Sand Ridge "paid off" or made some kind of deal with Longenecker to let them win, but that's pushing it.) Whatever it may be, the results are the same. Sand Ridge won, and Longenecker lost. So Sand Ridge would be the Invitational champions for a second consecutive year. As far back as I can remember (which is 2002), that's the first time I have seen that. So this is the results of the 2007 Invitational in West Liberty:

DOUBLE ELIMINATION BRACKET
1st place: Sand Ridge (Northwest Ohio)
2nd place: Longenecker (Wayne County)
3rd place: E-Town 3 (ACC)
4th place: Slate Hill 1 (ACC)
DORCAS BRACKET
1st place: Paradise 3 (ACC)
2nd place: Strasburg 1 (ACC)
The rest of the tournament was a praise band and speaker. Both very good. Then came the announcement of next year. Our own Fred Hertzler got up to make the announcement. Because he was making the announcement, I had a feeling where it was going. I was about to be right. Fred announced first that the Invitational will be in Lancaster, Pa. I figured that the ACC cordinator would announce the the Invitational hosted by the ACC. Then came the material for next year, which I also predict correctly. We were finishing up Acts. Next year's quizzing material is Acts 10 to 28. I started on it right after Transition Day. Others weren't as excited. After 2 years of New Testament, they were ready for Old Testament, not a third year of New Testament. I really don't care. Whatever I'm given to quiz on, I'm going to be awesome in studying and quizzing on it.
Then we began loading onto the busses on the way back. It was the same exact bus number, exact same bus driver, and mostly the same teams, except Hopewell Reading replaced Hopewell Elverson. We were a little slow to leave. I was looking for the rest of my team, but found out they were outside, saying goodbye again to our host family. So I got out and joined them. Not only was our host team there, but also the other quizzers from Calvary and Crossway. We talked and took pictures. But eventually we became the hold up and got back in the busses so we could leave and head back home for Ohio.
When we got on, the coaches had to do their authority thing. Jon got up and made a speech of this being a privildge and then he laid down the rules. My favorite was, "Guys are blue. Girls are pink. We want no purpling," which roughly translated into no coupling or PDA (we think this is because of Mike and Cadance). But I was cool with that. Of course, we started out early with Mafia beceause Tim wanted to. We did that until our first stop (an early stop) but after that no one really wanted to pick up on it. At our first stop, I just went to the grocery store by myself to pick something up to eat. The bus that was suppose to pick us up was late coming back to for us, so I had to run to make my bus. That wasn't good for me, especially when I was just getting over a mild form of bronchitus. Believe it or not, when the 2nd part of the bus trip was actually quite uneventful, maybe even boring. Tim went to the front of the bus to play rook and other card games. Most people listened to music, I did some word puzzles. Some people actually fell asleep (gasp!). I also did some homework on my laptop.
Then we got off for our midway pitstop at a rest stop just for bathroom breaks. I joined in the bathroom. It was funny because the men's line was longer than the women's line, but our went faster. Then we hackey sacked until they told us to get back in. For this third part, we were making sure it wasn't going to be boring. We played games like bull and scum. Bull started out well, but it eventually got to the point that no one could even lay down the real card, everything could be bulled easily because someone had all of one number, so we just gave up on that. Then we got a game of scum going. Even Mr. Deitrick got in on it. Somewhere through the game, the rules got messed up. It ended just in time for our Somerset stop, our last stop on the trip. I wanted to go to Turkey Hill, but I wasn't sure we could cross the exit ramp. So I just followed Christine around, like I had for the past 6 years (next year will be shockingly different). We met back together at the busses docking area. I got a call from home. Chelsea wanted me to get out the hackey sack again so we sacked again. Before we left, we gave Fred a thank-you offering gift to him because we were so grateful for all he did. He was grateful and was he said his reward was working with youth alone. We were definitely going to have Fred for many years to come.
We then all loaded back onto the busses for our final stretch home. Pretty much, we played mafia all the way home. Up to the last minute. I got to play every role, even narrarator. In the last two games, we were able to pinpoint the mafia exactly. Tim was so happy, the best way to describe it was a proud father. He thought our mafia playing was perfect, being able to think it through and pin down the mafia exactly. It was pretty evil against the mafia. We convinced the mafia that the dectective wasn't the detective and convinced them that an innocent townsperson was the detective. So the detective stayed alive the whole time without the mafia noticing, so the detective could find out who it was. The last mafia game ended exactly as we pulled into Dutch Wonderland. We collected all our belongings and left quickly. I wanted to say goodbye to everyone, but Mr. Deitrick had to be at work the next day, so we didn't want to hold him up. We drove back to the Deitricks and I stayed the night there, and finally got back to my own house on Monday morning.
~~~~**END FLASHBACK**~~~~
Between that Monday morning of Transition Day and the Secret Sponser thing, I looked closely at the bracket and realized that, technically, we finished 9th place with 4 teams (including us). Since this form of the tournament began, that was the furthest Spring City has ever gotten, including the 2005 team that won the ACC Tournament. This was also a great tournament because the whole time I never got sick of being around anyone, nor was I upset at someone's performance. I truly believe that everyone performed to their full performance that weekend. We got far, did well, had fun, and gave God glory. That's what made it a great tournament.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Boycotting bad Banquet

I did start writing about my adventures in the West Liberty, Ohio. And I wrote, and I wrote, and I wrote some more. And I'm still not done. Maybe about 3/5 the way done. I know I haven't written in a long time, so I wanted to put down something. I was going to tell you about the Secret Sponser meet, but I could go on about that, too. I needed something short. So I decided to write about the exact same thing as I did on this date last year.

Jr./Sr. Banquet is the worst display of materialism ever. It's a giant social competition. Who comes in the best car, which girl has the best hairstyle, which girl has the best dress, which guy has the best tux, which couple/group comes in the best vehicle, etc. Heck, it can be a competition to which couple is the best couple. Instead of looking at each other as equals, we are instead trying to compete with each other, trying to rise above each other. It's a time to show-off the best. This competition has destroyed true fellowship. This is one of the worse unchristian things I have seen.

There has been an example about something being done about this. In Connecticut, the principal of a high school noticed how, just like at Dock, the car taken to the prom was such a big deal. He saw this as a sign of a "culture of excess." So he has banned any limos from prom, and instead is having busses transport them. Even a student agreed that the car taken to the prom does not match the student's integrety. It seems like a majority of students agree with this decision. See, it isn't just me! Banquet is too excessive. It shows no integrity. (Click here to get the story if you don't believe me)

Banquet is also so materialistic because it can be such a waste of money. Think about it. Let's use me as an example and suppose I was going to Banquet. I say that going to Banquet costs $50 because some of the class dues go towards the Banquet. Because I have no friends in Dock, my date would come from outside Dock, costing $30. Then both my date and I would go to the dance after the dinner, costing $10 more. Then I would have to pay for everything preparing for the banquet. Renting a tuxedo would be $80, and a decent looking car ('96 Toyota Tercel is not decent), costing $70. Getting my date a coursage and perhaps another boquet of flowers, which would be about $20. That would mean the total I had paid for banquet would be $260! I can't imagine how much this would be for the girls, who buy the dress, and have to get shoes, jewelery and other accesories. Anyhow, I still think $260 is a ridiculous amount to spend on 12-hour period that only happens twices in your lifetime, and then never happens again, and most likely not affecting your future. Seriously, how many people end up marrying their prom date? But going back to the subject of money, think about that money. How much other things could you do with that money? You could still use it for yourself, or you could even think beyond that and use it to help the poor. Giving up money to help those lower than you is very Christian, but using money to uplift and exalt yourself higher than others is not Christian.

I will briefly repeat what I said last year again. Banquet is concentrated on too much. The event causes students to ignore cirricular, co-cirricular, and extra-cirricular activities because they become too obsessed to prepare themselves for the Banquet. It's like it's Banquetitus, a disease. And to some people, it will lead to fatalities. I know some of you may be non-believers in the subject, but there is life after Banquet...

(v. 46)"Beware of the teachers of the law. They like to walk around in flowing robes and love to be greeted in the marketplaces and have the most important seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at banquets. (v. 47) They devour widows' houses and for a show make lengthy prayers. Such men will be punished most severely." -Luke 20:46,47

You may possibly think these verse, although saying the word banquet, have nothing to do with Dock' Jr./Sr. Banquet of today, but they do. The word is used in the right context. It talks about people using the social event to put themselves in an honorary position (or we might say popular) at the banquet. Jesus does not want it to be this way. He wants to eat and fellowship with the lowly and sinners just like He did. He wants us to be humble. If we are humble, Jesus will honor us, and that's the highest honor one can get.

As for me, I will not be going to Banquet, just like last year. In a way, you could say I am a conscientious objector of the Banquet. Like a draft card, the Banquet Invitation has been burned (except this one is a little less illegal). I want to once again restate that it has nothing to do with having a date. If I wanted to go and was dateless, I would still go, but I don't. The opposite is true as well. For a while, I did have a girlfriend. She knew about Dock's Jr./Sr. Banquet. I made it clear to her that I did not want to go to Banquet, and she was fine with that. We were not going to Banquet when it came. (We did break up, but I want to make it clear it had nothing to do on the subject of banquet.) What will I be doing instead? I will be going to the Youth Fest held by New Life with my youth group. With only an entry fee of $10, it is worthwhile for me. It's $250 cheaper than going to Banquet. But more importantly, I am getting spiritual growth. From it, I hope to do it by worshipping God and fellowshiping with my youth group. That can last me a lifetime.

But I shall not give up on you, O Christopher Dock. I shall pray for you, pray you do not fall into temptation. I pray that all your do will be pleasing to the Lord, and that you will not sin against Him. I was reminded at a church service a few weeks ago that we must be sad and cry out at the things that God is saddened and cries at. I weep for Christopher Dock on that Saturday. It is such a shame that Christopher Dock has the chance to separate ourselves from the world to better itself, but it chooses not to. I will pray that you will stay away from sin, and if you do, that you will repent and ask for forgiveness. I leave you with a Word from God of hope, which I pray for you guys-

"Remember not the sins of my youth and my rebellious ways; according to your love remember me, for you are good, O LORD" -Psalms 25:7

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Homework's chokehold

I love to continue to tell you guys my wonderous adventures in Ohio for the Invitational. Mainly because I want to record it before I forget any small things. But alas, I can't. I got so much homework. Just take a look-

Due Monday:
1 to 1 1/2 page essay on the French Revolution for Global Eras
Progress update on my Inquiry project for Environmental Science
State tax worksheet for Personal Finance

Due Tuesday:
5-7 minute Informative speech for Communications
Textbook questions for Environmental Science

Due eventually:
Bible competition scholarship essasy

It's not as much the quantity of the assignments, but rather the quality of the content of the assignments that's making it so big. It's hard because I most of these I hadn't gotten started on. Especially the Inquiry project. The inquiry project is like researching for a research paper, but it is more open ended. You start out with a broad question you have to answer, but you also have to do it with little, subcatergory broad questions. Then you have to communicate your answer in a creative way. I'm not too creative, and this assignment just can't catch my attention. So of course, I have only a bare minimum done. The speech will be easier. I'm going to do it on Evangelizing to children through the Wordless Book. I've already heard it taught so many times I think I can easily parrot it. Then there's the questions in the Science textbook, which is a lot, and I haven't started. But I didn't brink home my science book, so that's no help. I really need to get started. Perhaps I should be doing homework instead of blogging.

But I really rather talk about quizzing. I'm getting quizzing homesick. I want to see everyone again and be back in the quizzing atmosphere. Just yesterday, I watched a video of myself quiz. But luckily next Sunday, our Secret Sponser Shing-ding-thing happens, in which I find out my secret sponser, so I'll see everyone again. I hope it won't be the last time until I next see them at quizzing next year.

In other news, another invitation has been added to the burn pile. This one is the senior breakfast on April 27. I look forward to sleeping in on Friday. Another invitational bites the dust. And it adds substance to the banquet invitation dust. And perhaps I am enjoying burning things a bit too much. Is it a guy thing?


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Science Experiement in correct Scientific Method

Two things happened in chapel today. One I won't say, but you'll be able to guess what it is as I go along. The second one was our speaker today mentioned briefly about Science Fair. OK, maybe it was a brief sentance about burning science fair boards (which will become very ironic soon), but it got me thinking back to the days I did Science Fair, and how hard it was to follow all the steps in the Scientific Method. I also thought about I really haven't done a science experiement in a long time. So I thought about a fun science experiment I can do. This is what I came up with.

Title: The effect of fire on Jr./Sr. Banquet Invitation.

Problem: (Problem? Jr./Sr. Banquet is the problem.) How long will will the Jr./Sr. Banquet Invitation last when on fire?

Purpose: To show my approval rating of banquet, which is zero, and possibly dropping into the negatives. Also, to prepare the Banquet Invitation for where it will go (and where Banquet will go), a place of consistant fire, where "the worm never dies and the fire is never quenched" (Mark 9:48).

Hypothesis: If the flame touches the Banquet Invitation, then it will go up in fire and billows of smoke (and blood, lol, Acts 2), and eventually turn into ash. And I will find satisfaction in it doing so.

Materials: 1. Jr./Sr. Banquet Invitation. 2. Lighter. 3. Bowl to catch ashes. 4. Fire safe gloves (I chose the Ove Glove, but any fireplace Gloves will work). 5. Tweezers (if you are really a whusie around fire.). 6. Camera to record progress



Procedure:
1. Gather Materials.
2. To enjoy this more, disrespect the Banquet Invitation. You can do so by (do few, some, or all. It doesn't matter. And you're not limited to these suggestions either): A) Sneezing into it. B) Coughing into it. C) Urinating on it. D) Bury it. E) Use it to wipe off your shoes. F) Mock it. G) Insult it. H) Spit on it. I.) Flog it. J) Kill it. (F to J is a list of 5 from Luke 18. Quizzers would know.) K)Roll it into a ball and kick it around.



I chose D to H. Urinating on it would have been fun, but I wanted to keep it, and the smell would not allowed me to do so. Also, I previously buried it in mud as well.

3. Put the disgraced Banquet Invitation in the bowl.
4. Light the lighter. (FLAME ON!)
5.With the lighter, light the Banquet Invitation on fire.
6.Sit back, watch, enjoy
7. If burnt pieces are too big, set big pieces on fire again! Repeat step 6.
8.Record results.
9.Mix it in with dirt to give it its final disrespects.
10. Seal in little baggie to perserve for all time the memories

Results:

Here it is starting off good....


Now we're talking! Isn't it a thing of beauty? It's so beautiful, man! It made a lovely orange flame. Also, when the translucent stuff caught on fire, it made a popping noise, kind of sounding like the popping of popcorn. It also burned the fastest, and burned right through in one shot.

The pieces were too big the first time I lit the Invitation, so I lit it again! Watch the big pieces turn to gray and shrivel up.




It was burned, color changed, shriveled up, broken down, until it finally got to this-

Now that's better! A nice fine collection of small, fine invitation pieces, or should I say banquet Invitation dust? Ashes is a more proper term, even the big chunks were still ashes.

Conclusion:
My hypothesis was correct. That Banquet Invitation lit up like ant feelers under a magnify glass. And yes, I did enjoy watch it burn, another correct point in my hypothesis. I still have some questions like, "So how many students spent how many hours of their spring break to make this invitation?" and "What's the big deal about an event that happens twice in your lifetime just to not care about for the rest of your life?" Any errors that could have happened was that I didn't disrespect it enough or that I didn't rip it up in the beginning. There was also wind that put out the flame easily and scattered the ashes. Another possible error would have been to keep the invitation, and sell it to some desperate underclassman for a mighty price. I'm not sure that would get pass the faculty and upperclassmen. If I were to repeat the experiment, I would use some some kind of fluid that would ignite easily. Like lighter fluid, alcohol, gasoline, kerosine, or anything else ending in -ine. Also I would do more of the disgraces to it, but not be so worried about keeping it. So I would rip it, shred it, bury it, urinate on it, dig it up, throw it in the toilet, urinate on it again, and flush it. And that list of 5 from Luke 18 would be fun too.

Final thoughts:
So I burned a Banquet Invitation. It's not like I burned an American Flag or a draft card, which I am against both as well. And I did it last year, too, buring the Banquet Invitation made by my own class. The same process. I almost wish I documented it as well. If I had to help with this year's banquet, I wouldn't do that either. And finally, not going, of course. If you are so intrigued my science experiement, you can drop by locker 336 to check out the product of the experiment. It will be on display all next week, Monday to Friday, along with its older sibling from last year.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Flashback to Sunday, March 25: ACC Tournament 2007

Oh, quizzing, how I miss thou! I miss the sound of the buzzers going off. I miss the hardcore studying. I especially miss every one of my quizzer friends. It's upsetting because truth is hitting me. The few quizzers older than me are done quizzing and I'll never see them again. Quizzers not on my team I won't see again until 2008 quizzing. The quizzers on my quiz team I will see at least one more time, and I'm hoping 2 more times after that. That's a total of 3 times in a matter of 9 months until 2008. That's depressing. So what to do? All I have is the memories of the past. So I'll live on them. Let's start with the stories of the stuff you didn't hear: the tournaments. Let's go back to the ACC Tournament.

~~~~~***FLASHBACK***~~~~~

It was on Sunday, March 25. I was beginning to get over a fever. It had been anywhere between 100.1 to 103.7. Later I would find out this is broncitus. I had a sore throat so bad that it hurt every time I swallowed. It was easier to swallow liquids than solids, so I was on a liquids only diet. The previous night I had an extra practice. I broke my liquids only diet by having Mrs. Deitrick's lasagna. We weren't all there. Mike had to work, and so did Tim. At least Tim came over for questions around 11 PM. I wasn't there for that. I decided to sleep at home for my health and the health of the other quizzers. I quizzed late, later than I would perfer, but a quiz out is a quiz out.

We had 9 AM practice as well. Our team was together for the first time since Thursday. We looked awesome together with our new shirts. They were cerulean T-shirts. On the front it said "Spring City 2007" and on the back it had the verse we chose that best represented the team. It was Luke 19:40, "If they keep quiet, then the stones will CRY OUT." My quizzing buddy for the day was Stitch. We fit as much practice matches in as possible during that hour. After the worship songs in church, the church prayed for the quiz team and then we were off to Lancaster Bible College.

Spring City was in Group F, a group with 7 teams. We had 6 matches that day. They were against (in order of occurance): Strasburg 1, Maple Grove 1, Petra 7, Neffsville 1, E-Town 3, Bowmansville 2. The first 5 matches we got team bonus. The first 4 we scored in the triple digits. The E-Town 3 match we won with 90 points and 80 points against Bowmansville 2. I can't remember too many specifics, but I'll go over what highlights I do remember. Against E-Town 3 we only scored 90 points, but we had control of the match. We got to about question 12 and the only way for them to win was with help from us by losing points because of errors, which we had a lot. So we specifically told our quizzers not to buzz in unless they 100% knew the rest of the question and the whole answer. It's something that i don't think I'll ever say to quizzers again. The match against Bowmansville 2 was an impressive performance. Last time we won against them the score was 135 to 40. They were still a below average team. For them to hold us to 80 points was pretty impressive. The most exciting match was against Maple Grove 1. At the end of question 14 the score was tied. Question 15 started out "What did the blind man shout..." and Chelsea buzzed in. It was a good buzz, but Chelsea couldn't think it up in the 30 seconds. The bonus went to Maple Grove 1. "What did the blind man shout all the more?" It was one of those reverse situation questions that Mrs. Deitrick always asked that I didn't like. The Maple Grove quizzer didn't recognize this. She guessed "Praises to God?" All the quizzers on Spring City who knew it let out this huge sigh of relief. She was also wrong. We went to 3 extra questions. Spring City came out of the overtime victorious.

So Spring City finished 1st place in Group F, 6-0. This was enough to get us to the playoffs. The other team going to the playoffs was 2nd place E-Town 3 with a 5-1 record, the only loss being against us. We were satisfied with our performance. We took pictures of the Group. We then went to the playoff bracket to find out our opponent. It was Weaverland 1. We had a picnic lunch in the gym. Bryan and Tim were more occupied in basketball rather than eating. They did eat eventually.

We got back in the Good Shepherd Chapel by 6:15. The quizzing movie was first. It had an interesting mix of 2 songs. I was in it twice, once in a picture freeze frame and a short clip with me wearing my crown on the fun night. Then the announced the top 60 quizzers list. Both Tim and I made it. With my 530 points, I finished in 16th place. It was good to see Tim get back in the top 60 quizzers. Andrew Weiler once again was a perfect quizzer. That means he quizzed out 35 season matches in a row. Amazing. Another quizzer that finished perfect was Renee Weaver from Akron. I'm guessing she's somehow related to Lisa Weaver, a perfect quizzer for 2 consecutive years as well. Someday, that'll be me. All I want is one year perfect.

Now the playoffs were to begin. Round 1 against Weaverland 1. I don't remember it too well. All I remember was trailing Weaverland 1. I remember by the end of question 13, Weaverland was winning 80 to 50 and all that could get us the win was team bonus. All the starters were still up. Tim sacrificed his seat willingly to let Chelsea get in. I pulled my buzzer away because all that mattered was either Christine or Chelsea getting in for team bonus. We tried and failed. Weaverland 1 won 90 to 45. We lost points to errors as well. We were devastated, Tim the worst. Mike later told Brandon that I took it fairly well. I would have taken it worst if I realized like the rest of the team that we quizzed against Weaverland 1 before and one. Yup, week 3 of the season we won 90 to 65. We had the power to win and we didn't. It's like Tim said. If only we could lose one in the group in order to win that first round playoff match, we would have done it. But it doesn't work that way. Don't be sorry for me, I already won this tournament. Feel sorry for Tim, his second year in a row he made the playoffs but not even to the semifinal matches. Poor Tim.

I stayed until the end as usual. I saw Slate Hill 1 quiz against Petra 1 again as the season final rematch. Once again, Slate Hill 1 was victorious. Petra 1 had their second loss of the year, against the same team. Having a feeling that Slate Hill 1 had a possibility of going all the way, I watched them for the rest of the playoffs. The next they quizzed against was Strasburg 1, and they took that victory. In their semifinal match, Slate Hill 1 quizzed against E-Town 3, a team we beat in our group. They had beat Paradise 4 and Byerland 1 to get to where they were, but they couldn't get pass Slate Hill 1. Slate Hill 1 took the match, winning 110 to 55. I quickly went to the sanctuary to see if I could catch the tail end of Rockville vs. Petra 5. At the end of question 15, Rockville and Petra 5 had tied it up. They were given 3 extra question. After 18 questions, Rockville won 100 to 85. Before the final match of the tournament, Fred handed out the awards for 3rd place. They went to Petra 5 and E-Town 3. Yes, E-Town finished 3rd place for the 2nd consecutive year. Then the final match was ready. It was a repat season semifinal match: Slate Hill 1 vs. Rockville. It was just last week Slate Hill 1 beat Rockville with a score 110 to 65. I was sure things would turn out the same way. This match was closer. It came down to the last question. Slate Hill had the lead 65 to 55. On the last question, the Rockville quizzer buzzed in and quizzed out. Rockville won against Slate Hill 1, 70 to 65. Slate Hill 1 finished 2nd place, and Rockville was the champions of the 2007 ACC Tournament. Congratulations to Rockville on a sucessful tournament championship! I was very impressed on how Rockville did not give up just because they saw they lost against this team, but put their heart into it to come over it and win!

~~~~*** END FLASHBACK***~~~~~

Looking back, I am still upset we lost to a team that we beat before, but besides that, we did pretty good. We swept through our group like it was nothing. For the 3rd time in 4 years, we brought Spring City out of the round robin and into the playoffs. I overcame my sickness, and didn't perform too bad. God took my weakness, and made it His strength. And while doing all of this, we had a fun time. That matters too. Now, I wish they would just post that final standings so we can see where our lower quizzers finished.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Transition Day

It's Trasition Day! Yeah, you know, Transition Day. It's the day when the previous year of quizzing comes to an end and when the new quizzing season begins all smashed in one. It also prevents mixing the two materials together. So the day demands rest. I got 8 hours of sleep today. It may seem short, but when 8 hours is thet same amount of sleep you got in 2 days, you do enjoy it. This is also the day I do not actually do quizzing. It is quizzing free. Unless you want to count the meditation part. Transition Day allows the time to be neo-platonist. We reflect on the past and look forward to the future.

Just some brief thoughts I was thinking. I recalled what this team meant to be together as we were. The Deitricks got the call from the Lord God, the strongest Dave has gotten. That meant that God was going to do something great through them. Mike came back because of baseball. Choosing to repeat his senior year so he could play baseball another year also meant that Mike could yet quiz again. Christine has a birthday on January, during the quiz season, so she was able to quiz despite being 21 for most of the year. Tim was rejected by at least 3 teams and was at the point of giving up on quizzing. He decided to try lastly Spring City and it worked out. Bryan could have quizzed last year, but he refused. He didn't refuse this year. The point is that from last year's Transition Day you could not have guessed this would have been the team it was. Any one of these quizzers could have not been on the team, but they were. That's why we performed the way we did, something else that could have not been predicted.

Thinking about our performance, I am a little disappointed. Not in the sense that we did horrible, because we didn't. We were good. It's almost like wondering if we could have done better, but not in the regretting sense. This was a good team. We got far. Even if we had the same team, could we do it again? Could we get as far as we did this year? It's almost like we're playing an RPG game to me. I want to reset it to the last good saved place and try again, reset if I failed again, and keep reseting until we got it right and moved. How much I want to go back and say "1000 bushels of wheat!" just to keep a perfect score and raise the team's average. And there is also the sense in being "disappointed" because we were good, but not good enough to get in the top 2 teams for any of the championships. It does sometimes make me doubt that we'll ever have a team that can go all the way. If this Spring City couldn't do it, who can? But as my teammate Mike told me on the way home (I can't believe I'm about to quote Mike's words of wisdom!), "You can't have any regrets." So I have none. 99 points/match average, 1st place for 2 weeks, and being 6 matches undefeated in our ACC Tournament group are firsts, firsts I am proud of. I am so proud that we did what we did without stacking or any insane practice methods, like daily practices or assigning everyone to memorize. I am also glad we did so well because we were positive and encouraging, instead of negative and threatening. We were exhorting, not extorting. Not only does it set a standard for performance, but also for attitude.

Looking at the future, it's up in the air again. Christine is definitely too old to quiz. I don't know if I'll ever see her again. Both Mike and I are college bound. We could only quiz if we stay in the reigon. And once again, the Deitricks have to decide if they are willing for another year. These 3 quizzers would be a pivital loss to the team. Major shoes would have to be filled. I got upset at the thought of not possibly being on Spring City. When I left Ark, I was angry at everyone and not seeing them again was fine with me. But I have loved every day with Spring City. I like everyone who has even been on a Spring City team with me. I want to quiz on this team. I feel like I am being torn apart from them against my will. I don't want to leave. I wish that somehow this team will get back together. Da boiz Mike, Tim, and I would be awesome again. Chelsea could definitely have the power to be the new "money in the bank" and get us that team bonus. If we can get back together, expect again 135 point matches. As for any others, Tim has already began recruiting.

Even though the year is over and we've had another Transtition Day, I will not forget the material. That's what putting it to heart is. After many years have past since these past few months, I will be able to recall what I learned from reading this part of God's Word and still be showing it in my life. It is wrong to forget it. If you do, you have quizzed in vain. I will always remember what my Lord Jesus is teaching me. And I'm not just saying I won't forget the material because our coaches are thinking about having a mock match to show what quizzing is for the Spring City congregation. The team has already made a pact not to study for this match.

For those of you who couldn't go to the tournaments and news hasn't gotten around, you guys are clueless to what happened. That's for both the ACC Tournament and the Ohio tournament. Yeah, I owe you guys 2 stories on what happened. I will post them eventually, and as 2 separate posts because they are 2 separate stories. So just stay tuned and you'll hear about them!

LAST Quizzing Question of the post:
Where did Peter stay for some time with a tanner named Simon?

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Quizzing March Madness

Wins. Losses. Groups. Brackets. It must be March Madness. No, not NCAA Men's Basketball. It's the tournaments of Bible Quizzing. There are two of them: the ACC Tournament (once again, not the basketball one) and the Invitational with the Ohio leagues. No more does your standings revolve around points. You either win or you lose. Ya got to be careful, though. One too many losses, and you'll wind up out!

The first of the two tournaments is the ACC Tournament. It is also known by many other names, like the PA tournament and the Clean Slate Tournament. A team is placed in one of eight groups. Three groups have eight teams, five groups have seven teams. A team will quiz against every team in the group once. Record of win and loss is recorded. The top two teams from each group (totalling 16 teams) will go to a single elimination playoff bracket. The team that wins 4 matches in a row is the ACC Tournament champions! It starts at 1 PM at Lancaster Bible College.

Spring City is in Group F. The other six teams in our group are E-Town 3, Petra 7, Neffsville 1, Strasburg 2, Maple Grove 1, Bowmansville 2. We were surely blessed by God through the teams we have been chosen with. We were told every group was going to have a top 8 team. We got the 8th place team. We also got the easiest of the Petras. We've already quizzed against Bowmansville 2, so we know what coming up. We're praying really hard we can get in the playoffs. If we practice hard and trust in the Lord, we should have no problem. Here's are schedule if you'd like to come.

1:00 Strasburg 2 111-S
1:25 Maple Grove 1 104-S
2:35 Petra 7 204-GSC
2:55 Neffsville 1 201-GSC
3:35 E-Town 3 101-S
4:15 Bowmansville 2 111-S

There is the top quizzers award (which I'm going to get) and the quizzing video at 6:15 PM. I hope everyone can come to support the team. It is an all-day event, so come when you can, leave when you have to. We love to hear your cheering! We promise we'll do good!

Now, I like to make my own predictions, just like people like to fill out their brackets for the NCAA March Madness. This is what I think this year will be like:

A REMINDER THAT THESE ARE ONLY PREDICTIONS!!

Group A: Slate Hill 1, Goods 1
Group B: Good Shep 1, Reading
Group C: Petra 1, Zion 1
Group D: Petra 2, Zion 2
Group E: Rockville, Petra 4
Group F: Spring City, Maple Grove 1
Group G: Hope Comm 1, Strausburg 1
Group H: Paradise 4, Weaverland 2

And the brackets would look a little something like this:




If you can't read that, I wouldn't blame you. I had to shrink it so much so that I could upload it, only to make it barely interpretable. It had Spring City in first place, Petra 2 in 2nd place and the semifinalists as Maple Grove 1 and Slate Hill 1. I'm not having it that way to be cocky, but we do have a good chance at that. As long as we stay united as a team under God.

Quizzing Question with a Joke Hint:
What was fixed?
(Hint: It wasn't the Ethiopian eunuch)

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

It was different to close at LBC

Usually, the season begins at LMH, the halfway or 2nd half beginning at LMH, and the season end at LMH. From what I heard, LMH was already rented out for the day. So we'd have the season closer at Lancaster Bible College. It felt kind of weird. Every time we quizzed there was for the ACC Tourament and once the Invitational. So I had tournament fever when I got there. I was ready for tournaments, but I had to focus on this week and trying to get in 4th. To do so, we needed to score 130 points, averaging 100 for the year. We also needed a little help. Petra 5 could score no more than 75 points. Good Shepherd 1 couldn't scored past 95 points. It seemed possible. The hardest part would be scoring 130 points. But with the way our rookie Chelsea did in practice, it gave even more hope.

We got there early because the coaches had to go to meeting. Spring City went into practice. We used keyword questions. Mike hadn't received the keywords because he was down in Florida. It showed in practice. He wasn't help to do as well. Tim focused on getting Michael to par. I worked with Christine and the rookies. It was spotless, but it would have to do. We had to get out their and do our best. We worshiped, heard announcements, heard Merv's joke (which I predicted the right punch line as the one in the previous post). Then we were off.

I watched in the first round Zion 1 vs. Bowmansville 2. It was closer than I thought it would be. In the end Zion 1 lost. I felt bad for Jeremiah beecause he couldn't quiz out for that last time. Hannah did. Jason got pulled one question, and then put back in because he had to sub. The next match I watched was Petra 5 vs. Rivercorner 1. I wanted to scout out the competition and at the same time root for my next competition to help prevent Petra 5 from reaching more than 75 points. It started out closer. Their number 1 quizzer, Josh Lehmen, quizzed out. But then Petra 5 took off. They got team bonus. Even after losing 5 points because of 5 errors, they were unstoppable. Petra 5 won with 90 points.

Our match was the last round before the playoffs. We sat Tim, Mike, Christine, me. I quizzed out by question 9, giving me 14 quizouts for the year. Tim got 1 buzz in right, but errored out. Michael wasn't too hot either. He did get a correct buzz in, but errored twice. We lost 5 points because of errors. Typical Spring City. Christine could only pick up a bonus situation question. It was up to Chelsea, our rookie who was on fire. At the end of question 14, we had 80 points. Question 15 started and Chelsea buzzed in. She didn't know it, but knowing what we taught her, went with default answer and said "Jesus's". It was right! She got us team bonus in the last moment possible, giving us a win with 110 points.

Then the playoffs began. It was officially announced. It didn't change from what it was the last week. The two semifinal rounds were Slate Hill 1 vs. Rockville and Petra 1 vs. Paradise 4. I had previously promised my friends on Slate Hill I would go watch them and root for them.

My team was split. Christine and I were rooting for Slate Hill 1 and Mike (Schwager) and Tim were for Rockville. It was hard to be louder than Mike and Tim. But apparently my cheering was the best in the end since Slate Hill 1 won. They got a team bonus and two quiz outs. Mike Good was the one dependant for team bonus. They only had 4, and he still had to give his. It was kind of funny watching him go around the material for the answer, but he was very good in the answer, not missing a spot, allowing no room for a bad ruling or a contest. It started out a close match, but then Slate Hill 1 took their lead, and held it. They won 110 to 65.

I left the room quickly because I wanted to see the end of the previous match. I then caught the tale end of the semifinal match with Petra 1. I saw the score was only a win of 75 to 70! I was quickly rethinking my prediction. If a team averaging 138 only got 75 in a semifinal, what would they do in a final match? But I had been right so far, so I went with Petra 1. But I had friends on Slate Hill 1. So my cheering becaming flip-flopping. I would cheer for the team who got the last question right. For example, one question Petra errored and Slate Hill 1 picked up the bonus and got it right. My cheer sounded something like this: "It's okay Petra. Nice try. Don't give up. Good job, Slate Hill 1. Way to pick up the bonus. Keep at it." Petra 1's quizzer for team bonus errored twice and was unable to give them team bonus. Andrew Weiler quizzed out, of course, and that was the highlight of Petra 1. Slate Hill 1 was the victorious team, winning 85 to 65. Therefore, Slate Hill 1 became the 2007 ACC Bible Quizzing Champions.

Yes, I was caught by suprise when Petra 1, averaging 138, lost to Slate Hill 1, who averaged 113. It was ironic to me that last year Slate Hill 1 had the highest point average, and lost in the final to a team that could have finished 3rd. This year, the team with the highest average (probably the highest finishing average in a long time), who also was no lower than 2nd (which was for the first two weeks, and we were first ) lost to a team that dropped as low as 4th at one time. But I was glad in the sense that I would have hated to see Slate Hill 1 lose two finals consecutively. But that did happen to Petra 2 in 2004 and 2005, both times to Maple Grove 1. Well, that's the way it can go. When playoffs come, unpredictable things can happen. That's perfect timing for the upcoming tournaments.

So let's go back to us. Spring City scored 110 points in the last match. We finish the year with a total of 1680, averaging 98.82, rounding up to 99. It is kind of upsetting we couldn't finish at 100 point average. There are so many times where we could look back and point out where we could have gotten the points. Two less erors, two less missed bonuses, 1 more team bonus. But those who choose to linger in the house of failure will never leave it. We got to look ahead to the future, by which I mean tounraments. As for the team's final placing, the final standings haven't been posted, so we don't know. I'm hoping that even though Petra 4 did fine, maybe Good Shepherd 1 didn't, allowing us to sneak into 5th place, the top 5. It would be the highest I ever finished with a team. But's 6th is cool also, a tie.

As for the team individually, we did good. Not awesome, but good. For every quizzer on last year's Spring City who is on this year: last year was their best, this year was second best. Mike finished top 60 last year, but this will only be top 100, which he couldn't get before 2006. Christine got 110 points. She scored 155 points last year, but the years before that Christine never scored more than 40. Last year I got 585 points. This year, I only got 530. Even though we had less matches, I could have still gotten up there to 585. I am also measuring this on the fact I was 12th last year. There is no way I can get 12th again. I'm thinking somewhere between 15th and 20th. But it is still better than 34th place with 515 points, which I got two years ago in 2005. The most impressive was the quiz outs. I couldn't beat my record of 15. I came up one short of tying it. Why I am so happy with 14 quizouts? I may have 14 quizouts, but Tim only got 12 quizouts. Therefore, in the occurance that Tim and I are the same team:

In the "Graham vs. Moss quizzers":
Graham vs. Tim Moss
Graham leads series 1-0

Yes, another Moss down! Since we are on the same team, this was determined by the one to quiz out the most by the end of the year, which was me. If we meet again on the same team, it will pick up from where we left off: me winning 14-12. If we are on opposite teams, this series will be null-and-void if we oppose each other. So don't worry Tim, you still have time to redeem yourself. But I don't think he cares too much that I am better than him, or that I finish the best quizzer on the team. Tim finished the best year he did in his quizzing career. With his score, he will finish probably somewhere between 20th and 30th.

So after 8 weeks of a weekly breakdown, we have now arrived at a point where all 17 chapters of quizzing merge as 1 giant lump. It is called the Tournaments. The tournaments are the last 2 weeks of quizzing. So what is the fate of Spring City? Tune in to find out! I will give you the schedule of the ACC Tourament once I get it.

Quizzing Question of the Post:
Who are the 11 who were present in the upstairs room?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Fun names, fun games, fun but lame joke

So our team had two practices this week. We decided to have a pre-practice as well. It was on Wednesday night, and it was fun because Tim and I got to have a chance to be the coach. Dave said he saw really maturity in us for doing that. This pre-practice did help. I saw how much it helped the next day at practice. Rookies were buzzing in like mad. They were beating in both Tim and I. It was scary and good at the same time. Now all we need to do is make sure they get them right when they buzz in. But with them buzzing the way they are buzzing, it'll be easy to get team bonus, which we need.

Our team also decided to get shirts for the tournaments. They are cerulean blue (sorry Mike, not pink). We also chose to be cool like the Ohio teams and have a phrase, sentance or verse from the material on the back of our shirts, kind of like a team name. It was up to the team to decide a good verse to put on our shirts. While all the team was thinking of good ones, I was thinking up things that were goofy or crazy. Here's what I decided were the top ten not to name your team:

  1. Breathing out muderous threats (Acts 9:1)
  2. Giving approval to death (Acts 8:1)
  3. Knew nothing (Acts 7:18)
  4. Looked Straight (Acts 3:4)
  5. Alkeldama / "Field of Blood" (Acts 1:19)
  6. Pregnant women and nursing mothers (Luke 21:23)
  7. Two women grinding together (Luke 17:35)
  8. Vehemently accusing (Luke 23:20)
  9. Faces downcast (Luke 24:17)
  10. The exalted humble (Luke 18:14)

Yeah, none of those made it. Wonder why? What we did decide on was one I actually thought up. It's Luke 19:40- "If they keep quiet, then the stones will cry out!" It's so good because that does describe Spring City. I can imagine us cheering wildly and someone thinking, "I wish Spring City would be quiet" and then we stand up and they read the rest of the shirt and goes "Oh." But it doesn't matter what we are wearing, but rather how we do

Quizzing Question of the Post:
Who are the 3 Saul will carry Jesus's name before?

Quizzing Joke:
Q:
How did Saul react to the idea of sneaking out of Damascus at night?
A: He was a basket case (har har har)

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Akron Mikeless

These quizzes were tests to Spring City. We only have 5 quizzers. We were one Mike Schwager short of a quiz team. Mike has given us team bonus and the occasional quiz out. Now we didn't have Mike. Could we perform up to average?

Obviously, to get near average we needed team bonus. So we drilled our quizzers as much as possible. We made sure they got the most questions in matches. They missed some, they got some (a lot of them they didn't know they knew). I was throwing Chelsea questions during break time. We still had fun during fun time. Christine and I raided Tim's car. We took out his hockey stuff and passed a ball around with the sticks. It became eventually a game of catch...and answering questions. We had ziti for dinner and was off to Akron.

Akron felt a little lonely. No Reading, no Zion. There really wasn't anyone we knew. The closest was the Hopewell teams. So we had to create our own fun. At least Brandon was there to have some fun with us. Not having Michael didn't stop us from wild cheering. We did the normal stuff, and Brandon gladly joined in.

Our first match was against the home team, Akron 3. So of course we were in the Sanctuary. Wesley Lapp was the quizmaster. He looks different without the facial hair. The match seem to begin still under the stress from doing bad last week. We sometimes became unsure of our answers. We got passed that. I quizzed out first, Tim quizzed out second. Since we only had 5 quizzers, we decided it was best for the second quizzer to quiz out would stay up. So Tim sat in his seat for the duration of the quizmatch, waiting for a bonus. It was up to the rest of the team. Christine got two, one was a buzz in. Christine was one away from quiz out. We were one rookie buzz in away from a team bonus. We had oppurtunities to get both, but alas, neither were successful. In the meantime, Akron was making a comeback with some quizouts. It was too late for Akron when they began the comeback. We won 90 to 80.

We had back to back matches in the middle of the quizmeet. So right away we had the match against Maple Grove 3. I'm pretty sure Maple Grove has never had 3 teams. So it was a new team, in a way. I think I recognized 1 or 2 of them from last year's Maple Grove 2. Tim quizzed out first, I quizzed out second and I sat up there and waited for the match to be over. Christine got one in. Then, with no notice, Bryan buzzed in and got it right! Bryan got us team bonus!! He also got 3 bonuses, 1 of which he got right. So it was pretty cool that Bryan got team bonus, and he was one away from a quizout. He tripled his score in one day. We did win with 110 points.

It was good for all of us. We were able to maintain point average. Tim and I were able to get back in the swing of quizzing out each quizmatch that we have. That also means we clinched the top 50 quizzers list. Bryan moved up to scoring 30 points in the year. Christine got 30 points in the day, moving herself to another year with triple digits in the score. The standings came out Monday. I didn't believe it, until I realized that the standings were only team standings. So once again, they've stopped the individual standings for the element of surprise. I don't like it. At least we can see where our team is. Still in 6th, still with 98 average. I've figured out that Petra 1 has clinched 1st place in the League. They have an average of 138, and even if they scored nothing in their last remaining match, their average would drop no lower than 131, far out of the reach for anyone in the League to get to. Slate Hill 1 is in second. They clinch it if they can score 140 points in the two regular season matches they have. With the opponenets they are facing, I think they will have no problem taking 2nd place. So it is Spring City's goal to get in 4th, so we can be the top team in our group in the ACC Tournament. This is how we do it: we need to score 130 points, averaging us for the year 100 points. Petra 5 must not score more than 75 points, and Good Shepherd 1 no more than 95 points. That will keep them below our average, thus getting us in 4th.

So we did good in Akron, even without Mike. We called him up and told him the result. We jokingly said that we didn't need him any longer. Truthfully, it is easier and less nervous to do it with Michael, but we now know we can do it without him, or if he or someone else screws up. That's reassuring for the future.

Monday, March 05, 2007

I hate double weeks

This week we had a double week. Unable to have practice on Saturday, we had a practice for the Sunday School hour. It was fast so we could get in as much as possible. It was all on the missed week material, and none from the new material. We did fairly well. I, as well as the rest of the team, felt like we knew the old material better than the new material, but that contradicted how I felt leaving practice on Thursday. So on my own time I studied the old material. We were able to stay for all of church, and left once we had lunch.

We went to Ridgeview so early because we wanted to study more the old material. But we had fun with those matches. We switched name tages and acted like the person's name tag we had. It was fun being Mike, grunting and using big words. Dave even got in on it, and prentended to be Vicki by kneeling to get the height right. We had fun, got some right, got others wrong. It wasn't too bad.

The matches started off without any worship singing, announcements or jokes. The first match I watched was Petra 1 vs. Zion 1 because I was rooting for my friends on Zion 1 and scouting out the opponants on Petra 1. Petra 1 started out slow, but caught up, reaching 135 by the end of the match. Their perfect quizzer quizzed out with 2 errors. It was time for us to go to the 1990 Hall (which Dave kept calling the 190 Room, for a reason I don't know why) for our match.

We were in the 1990 Hall against Petra 3. The match didn't go as well as we would have liked. I quizzed out, and Tim barely quizzed out at question 15. Mike was the only quizzer able to get in, and he scored 10. We finished as last minute winners, with the score 80 to 65. Not as much as we wanted. We vowed that we be our lowest score of the day.

Our next match was Neffsville 2. This was believed to be our grace match because they were only 16th place, compared to playing 4th place Slate Hill 1. Easy, right? No. Tim errored out after getting only 10 points. I quizzed out at question 11. Mike, once again, only got 10. Errors added up between Mike, Tim and I. We got 6 errors, causing us to lose 10 points. We lost for the first time, beaten 55 to 65. If we didn't error as much, we would have tied.

I watched the afternoon matches end with Petra 1 vs. Weaverland 1. Even 1oth place Weaverland 1 couldn't stop Petra 1 from reaching into the triple digits score. They lost 120 to 30. We met together in 1990 Hall to eat. We wanted to study and eat, but there were too many people there to have a good study. The Schwagers brought us pizza from Pizza Hut. Zion kept stealing it. Nice, Zion, very Christ-like. I had 2 pieces of Meat Lovers, what I call "Vegetarian Nightmare." Remember those days when I wouldn't eat because I was so nervous? The opposite became true. I was nervous eating. We had only a short time to practice after eating. They were brand new questions, and we did not know how answer those questions. We went into matches unsure of our fate.

It didn't help when we watched Neffsville 2. After winning against us, they could not do as well against Petra 1. Petra won succeeded in winning once again with points in the hundreds. We saw a perfect quizzer stop being perfect. She made a desperate contest to save her perfection, but it failed. Now it was our turn to take on Petra 1. Petra 1 had the first two matches consecutively, but it didn't seem to bother them. A lot of people were there, wanting to see the 1st vs. 3rd. It didn't shake Petra at all. They were fast, they got only few words, but got it right! They got 3 quizouts, mostly on buzzes, allowing nothing for Spring City. I was only able to get 10 points and 1 error. We lost miserably 135 to 30. And Petra 1 didn't even get team bonus!

Shaken, we tried to walk it off. I tried to study by watching Petra 5 vs. Zion 1. Once again, Zion 1 was taking on a Petra we had to take on. I was too knocked off concentration to focus on the match. So I asked Dave to ask me questions. Mr. Deitrick rounded up everyone for questions again. We were only able to get a little done before our match came up.

It seemed like we were quizzing against Petra 1 again, because the results were the same. Petra 5 was fast, not allowing us in. Out of 3 situation questions, I only got in for one. Those were the only points I scored. But my errors increased to 2. Bad. Our final score had Petra 5 winning and us losing, 135 to 30/35. I thought I saw 35, but no one quizzed out, and I got ten. Maybe we got 40, but 5 errors later, we lost points. I couldn't tell. I was distraught, and so was Mr. Deitrick. We decided it was best to go home once we were done.

Reflections: It's hard to say what went wrong. I guess you can first say it was the fact we had a snow week. They're evil. It can't be pride. The Deitricks and I feel like we've been hearing that the Lord wanted to remind us that He gave us what we have, and we must always thank Him for what he gave us, good or bad. As for studying, it's hard to study in a double week with twice the material, keeping them separate. The rookies were not ready for it. Maybe it would have been better to use both sets of material at practices. As for the top 3 quizzers on Spring City, it's very sad. No one could quiz out for the past two matches, and Tim and Mike haven't quizzed out for the past 3 matches. Technically, Mike has not quizzed out since our match against Bowmansville 2, which was 3 weeks ago (and ironically he was the first to quiz out on the team). On top of that, we're Mike-less for next week. That means we need a rookie to step up to the plate. We'll work at it, and pray the Lord God will help us.

Quizzing Question of the Post:
Where 4 are the Jews members of the Synagogue of the Freeman?

Friday, March 02, 2007

A blessing out of the curse

I hope no one went to LMH last Sunday, because there were no quizzers there. The wintry mix cancelled quizzing. Cancelling quizzing is depressing. We're already limited to so many weeks in quizzing, and now there is less. I think we could have made it, but maybe they got it worse. The worse part about snow...it leads to double weeks. Yes, we got to learn double the material, but we quiz on it separately. It's hard to get down.

There is no schedule up on the quizzing website, but our coaches got one. (Speaking of which, I want to give a shout out to Mrs. Deitrick, who now reads my blog. Now, I got to watch what I say!) We now know we are at Ridgeview, just like the schedule says Spring City will be at for March 5. Double weeks mean afternoon matches and evening matches. The afternoon matches will begin at 3 PM, and the evening matches at the regular 6:30 PM. We still have four matches, too. But it's not the same teams, since Slate Hill and Good Shep 1 are going to Slate Hill. So we got new teams to quiz against in the afternoon. We are still quizzing against Petra 1 and Petra 5 in the evening, but in the afternoon it comes down to Petra 3 and Neffsville 2.

Let's look at this stragetically. We had a tough 4 upcoming matches in two weeks. We were quizzing against 4 of the top 7 teams. When I heard that we were going to be at Ridgeview, I expected the teams to be changed. I was hoping for lower teams (for obvious reasons), but Fred did a good job making sure that the teams quizzing each othere were of like strength. Like I told Tim, the only way it could've got harder is if we quizzed Good Shepherd 1 isntead of Petra 5 or Goods 1. Anything else is an improvement on the strength of the schedule. Since Good Shepherd 1 is at Slate Hill, we can't quiz against them. So our schedule got better. It's now two afternoon quizmatches against Petra 3 and Neffsville 2. So we've gone to four top 7 matches to three top 10 matches. That helps a lot. God has cut us a little mercy in a double week. I plan to go Petra hunting and end the reign of a few perfect quizzers. That will raise my position.

I think we can take it. I can take it. I quizzed out all 4 practice matches. I'm not sure about the team. Tim quizzed out and errored out, but that's Tim. Christine and Bryan performed like normal. Christine do that thing she does, but her performance will all depend on how Christine feels and her mood. As for Bryan's mood, we got to give him a mood that wants to perform well and quiz. Chelsea didn't come to practice, so we just got to make sure she's well caught up on information. Mike screwed up his working schedule, so he wasn't there. I hope he is self practicing and Tim is checking up on him. I don't like double weeks, but I think I can pull through.

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